I can't tell if this is a rant of a funny story so I just called it the better option

Okay this happened around 10 minutes ago and I was hanging out with my friends. And then one of my friends who was in a club came to me and said to have a wafer since they didn't want one. I was hungry so I ate one and at first it was just soft and sweet and I didn't really see a problem. I asked them, "What flavor is this?"
And they said, "Lemon"
I was confused since I didn't taste any lemon, but they went back inside. 10 seconds later I then got the taste of lemon and I suddenly fell to my knees. I was clutching my chest like Goku with the heart virus, the taste was that strong. That f**kin Wafer hit me with a 1-2 KO holy shit. Now I'm in class and my head hurts cause of it

I read that like a verse from Alburquerque (That Weird Al Yankovic song)

L weakness

Fr bro, such a skill issue (joke)

Why are you still talking to me

I have a freedom of speech in america

I live in Canada

I still have a freedom of speech, maple syrup reindeer guy idk how to insult a Canadian I love Canadians.

Alr I’ll just not respond