You are not as cool as Batman.

I am batman

You're batw**re

Omfg that's so iconic

I should change my legal name. suggestions?

I only like 2 guy names and I'm gatekeeping them for my future sons so no

Imma do Tobias Riaper

*Rieper

Omg please don't

Why?

Why would u change ur name? Ur poor mom bro

I'd be Tobias Graham Corlew Rieper

No omfg please dude I'm begging u

War Thunder quickchat powers, activate!
No!
Negative!
I refuse!

I do

😭😭😭😭

You're weird, who uses emojis.

I need anti you spray

There is no anti-boykisser spray

I'm better at kissing boys

Lies.

I have some people u can ask

Link?

Link to a person?

How can I contact them?

Don't he's an asshole

I get bonus points for not falling in love with assholes

I have negative points then

Always get to know people in a platonic way. Or assault them.

Oh amazing

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