go grandpa

Atheists be like:

Oh no if I die I will go to hell ahhh

i'm an athiest and i know that's not how it works

I'm kinda atheist and that's exactly how it works

I know a lot of atheists

That's how they say it works

Well they're not real atheists. The fish would not be your "grandpa". An extinct species has gone through natural selection, and then the amphibous fish would split into frogs and fish, and the frogs would split into apes andn something else, and then the apes would split into humans and monkeys. If you want to call something "grandpa" then refer to a fish that is still alive.

i'm atheist and i can confirm my grandpa is a fish and my dad is an ape

I'm a pseudo-atheist and that's pretty much how it works

"pseudo" EXACTLY

By that I mean I'm not an atheist, but I know how their beliefs work.

oh

True