Like my cat is starting to piss me tf off

catnip

HOW DARE YOU

Wym

she is an angel

Shes literally eating my foot as I type this

its bc she likes you

Chinese food

Lmao

euthanasia

woah there pal

Um

eat it

No

yes

Nuh uh

cocain?

I think cocaine makes you hyper

exactly

Why would I want my hyper cat to be more hyper

don't question my methods

take it off the fent

Lmao

Give it cat weed

Huh

Catnip

Let it smoke this

this is killing me 😭

Give it food or milk

Cats are allergic to milk

Most cats are allergic to milk, not all

I dont wanna give to her and she get sick

Ok

Blender

Easy there braxton

braxton reference

Oh!

Feed it

Shes already ate

Clean it litter

I'll clean it tmr after work

Give it attention

Everytime I try she skedaddles

Leave it be

Every time I do that she does dumb shit

Stop making excuses and take care of your F**KING CAT

I do take care of her 💀

I'm about to take care of you

I literally didnt do anything wrong bro 💀
Shes my baby I'm not going to mistreat her

Stop making excuses when people offer solutions
If you know what you're doing then why bother asking for help when you know you'll make an excuse for every suggestion

I know this sounds weird, but feed it catnip. It makes them sleepy.

I dont have any

Then attach a sting to a fan

Shed knock it over

ceiling fan

Dong have one

what house do you live in

I am in my room
I dont have a ceiling fan in my room

ooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Yeee

Send me a picture of you room

Its messy

proof

Its messy I dont wanna show
My room is in the basement

Proof.