Time's Ticking

I will eat Bill's liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.

jokes on you i dont have a child

Hi. Bill just told me (gun near my head) that he will instead take your kneecaps.

:o

I don't have a child

Hi. Bill just told me (gun near my head) that he will instead take your kneecaps.

that's not my child

That's someone else's child that he's adding to his collection. Yours is already there

OH NO WHAT DO I PAY AHHHH

Ten thousand chicken nuggets, from the depths of Ohio is what he told me

THERE. i gave him ten thousand nugets. NOW GIVE ME BACK MY BABY!!!!!!

what is the child's name?

ummmmm its malopopomimi

yaaaay thank u bill