I AM SO GLAD I HAVE GLASSES TO HELP MEN TAKE ME SERIOUSLY. I SHALL WAIVE THEM AROUND TO HELP MAKE MY POINT. I'LL HOLD THEM TO SIGNIFY CONTEMPLATION. THEY'LL GET DIRTY AGAINST MY PALM ON TALKING POINTS.... AND GRASP THE LENSES AS TIGHT AS A GAVEL... AND UNLIKE ANYONE ELSE, I'LL REFUSE TO GET GLARE PROTECTION ADDED SO MY REAL FANS KNOW I'M FAKING IT.
