We... are Weezer.

what’s with these hooomies dissing my girl

Why do they gotta front?

what did we ever do to these guys

That made them so violent

ooh-ooh
but you knoooow i'm yours

ooh-ooh
and I know you're mine

ooh-ooh
and that's why i love you

Wee-ooh we look just like buddy Holly

woah-oh
and you're Mary Tyler Moore

I don't care what they say about us anyways

I don't care 'bout that

How I tell homie to continue (he’s all over music and does like everything)

they do what now

they don't call them "weezer" for nothing

“deeper”
“faster”
“harder
oral sex

it looks normal to people without a diry mind