I told myself I'd never masturbate in class

What

Huh

But seriously? To that? Like, even I don't see the appeal.

What the f**king-
WHAT IS THAT

CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK *crunch* OH GREAT HEAVENS

Nah.

Optimus prime did not die to be reincarnated as this thing.

YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I just want someone to hold me

ok that I can agree with

Are you and Festivized-TF2_Engineer the same person irl

no
I'm GM_bax

I just want someone to wrap their legs around me and hold me all night long.

yeah...
understandable.
(in a non sexual way)

Can confirm.

I don't really care if they make it sexual or not.

fair

Will you hold me?

...
uh-

mood

What?

basically

"me fr"

oooh

im lonely man 😔

Me, you, bedroom.

aw man not again

Hi

hi

GREETINGS

shut up twink

what?

gabriel reaction image

and that makes me a twink...
how?

ultrakill fan

1+2 does not equal 3 here...

I just want someone to hold me

I would but I know that my ding dong will be crushed beyond oblivion

not tesla too dawg

Now...I'm not sexual for robots. However...

thigh job would go crazy

Fr

Horrible design, really.

Explains why you aren't fit to be the other gender, your taste in women is ASS

I'm talking about robotics, not physique.

So just because I have a taste that isn't aligned with yours, I'm unable to take some pills, you say?

Satire:

Wild

So is your knockoff Skibidi toilet tv man sex robot

I'm talking about robotics, not physique.