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I like to creep around my home and act like a goblin

I don’t know why but I just enjoy doing this. Maybe it’s my way of dealing with stress or something but I just do it about once every week. Generally I’ll carry around a sack and creep around in a sort of crouch-walking position making goblin noises, then I’ll walk around my house and pick up various different “trinkets” and put them in my bag while saying stuff like “I’ll be having that” and laughing maniacally in my goblin voice (“trinkets” can include anything from shit I find on the ground to cutlery or other utensils). The other day I was talking with my neighbours and they mentioned hearing weird noises like what I wrote about and I was just internally screaming the entire conversation. I’m 99% sure they don’t know it’s me but god that 1% chance is seriously weighing on my mind.

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This is an AK47. Developed in the Soviet Union, Avtomat Kalashnikova sought to create a gun like no other. He successfully created it in 1945, and it was presented to the military two years later. It has a low production cost and can harm the target like other guns with a higher cost. The AK47 had the power of a submachine gun with the range and accuracy of a rifle. It is an automatic assault rifle that has multiple variations to this day.

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of Water-Type Pokemon and teambuilding versatility, Vaporeon is my favorite Pokemon? Not only is it in the Field egg group which allows for an amazing egg movepool, Vaporeon has a Base HP of 130 and Base Special Defense of 95, which means they’re bulky enough to be able to handle special sweepers and with their impressive Base Stat for HP and a comparatively solid Base Defense, this means they can tank rough attacks.

Due to their singular Water typing, there’s no doubt in my mind that a minmaxed Vaporeon would be incredibly bulky. So bulky that you could easily switch on prediction for turns without getting swept. They can also learn the moves Wish, Substitute, Heal Bell, Toxic, and Scald, along with having Haze to prevent setup, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to tank for your team. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover damage with enough strategy. No other Pokemon comes close to this level of versatility.

Also, fun fact, Vaporeon has the highest HP Stat of all Eeveelutions. Vaporeon is literally built to tank on switch. Rock-solid Defense stats + high HP Pool + Acid Armor means it can take attacks all day, all shapes and sizes, and still come for more.

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When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

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Once upon a time in the land of Far, Far Away, Shrek decided that life as an ogre wasn't adventurous enough. Tired of swamp life, he concocted a daring plan to bring some chaos into the universe.

One bright morning, Shrek woke up feeling particularly mischievous. He constructed a giant rocket with the help of Donkey, who was more excited about the idea than Shrek himself. The goal? Launch Earth into the sun! They set up the launch pad right in the middle of Shrek's swamp, much to the confusion of the other fairy tale creatures.

With a mighty roar, the rocket blasted off, carrying Earth on a direct collision course with the sun. As the planet hurtled through space, Shrek, with the help of Fiona, managed to snag the moon using a gigantic fishing net. They hauled it back to Far, Far Away and sold it for the grand sum of $1.50 to a very perplexed Pinocchio, who always wanted a night light.

Using this modest windfall, Shrek and Donkey dashed to the nearest electronics store and purchased a brand-new PS5. The swamp was filled with their cheers as they set up the console, but their joy was short-lived. The intense radiation from the sun, now dangerously close, fried the PS5 to a crisp. Shrek was furious!

In his ogre rage, Shrek decided that the sun had to go. With the help of Puss in Boots and his cat-like reflexes, they built another rocket, loaded it with the most potent magical explosives they could find, and launched it straight at the sun. In an unexpected twist, the sun was actually alive and had a sense of humor. It laughed heartily as the rocket approached.

"Nice try, ogre!" the sun bellowed. But Shrek was determined. The rocket hit its target, and with an earth-shattering explosion, the sun was obliterated, plunging the universe into darkness. Shrek and his friends, now floating in the void of space, found themselves unlocking new powers and characters in their beloved games.

Without the sun to guide their way, they stumbled upon a mysterious glowing box. Inside it, to their astonishment, was Luigi, who had been waiting to be unlocked as a playable character. Luigi greeted them with a polite wave, ready to join in their next adventure.

And so, in the eternal darkness of space, Shrek, Donkey, Fiona, and their new friend Luigi set off on a journey of intergalactic proportions, their PS5 quest a distant memory but their thirst for adventure ever unquenched.

The end.

I like to creep around my home and act like a goblin

I don’t know why but I just enjoy doing this. Maybe it’s my way of dealing with stress or something but I just do it about once every week. Generally I’ll carry around a sack and creep around in a sort of crouch-walking position making goblin noises, then I’ll walk around my house and pick up various different “trinkets” and put them in my bag while saying stuff like “I’ll be having that” and laughing maniacally in my goblin voice (“trinkets” can include anything from shit I find on the ground to cutlery or other utensils). The other day I was talking with my neighbours and they mentioned hearing weird noises like what I wrote about and I was just internally screaming the entire conversation. I’m 99% sure they don’t know it’s me but god that 1% chance is seriously weighing on my mind.

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Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they're large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes

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🗿 IS THE WORST EMOJI. IT'S HORRENDOUS AND UGLY. I HATE IT. THE POINT OF EMOJIS IS TO SHOW EMOTIONS, BUT WHAT EMOTION DOES THIS SHOW? DO YOU JUST WAKE UP IN THE MORNING AND THINK "WOW, I REALLY FEEL LIKE A MASSIVE F**KING STONE TODAY"? IT'S USELESS. I HATE IT. IT JUST PROVOKES A DEEP ROOTED ANGER WITHIN ME WHENEVER I SEE IT. I WANT TO DRIVE ON OVER TO THE F**KING EMOJI HEADQUARTERS AND KILL IT. IF THIS WAS THE EMOJI MOVIE I'D PUSH IT OFF A F**KING CLIFF. PEOPLE JUST COMMENT 🗿 AS IF IT'S FUNNY. IT'S NOT. 🗿 DESERVES TO DIE. HE DESERVES TO HAVE HIS SMUG LITTLE STONE FACE SMASHED IN WITH A HAMMER. OH WOW, IT'S A STONE HEAD, HOW F**KING HILARIOUS, I'LL USE IT IN EVERY COMMENT I POST. NO. STOP IT. IT DESERVES TO BURN IN HELL. WHY IS IT SO GO***MN SMUG. YOU'RE A F**KING STONE, YOU HAVE NO LIFE GOALS, YOU WILL NEVER ACCOMPLISH ANYTHING IN LIFE APART FROM PISSING ME OFF. WHEN YOU DIE NOONE WILL MOURN. I HOPE YOU DIE.

The Hog Rider card is unlocked from the Spell Valley (Arena 5). He is a very fast building-targeting, melee troop with moderately high hitpoints and damage. He appears just like his Clash of Clans counterpart; a man with brown eyebrows, a beard, a mohawk, and a golden body piercing in his left ear who is riding a hog. A Hog Rider card costs 4 Elixir to deploy. Strategy His fast move speed can boost forward mini tanks like an Ice Golem in a push. At the same time, he can also function as a tank for lower hitpoint troops such as Goblins as he still has a fair amount of health. Most cheap swarms complement the Hog Rider well, as they are nearly as fast as him and usually force more than one card out of the opponent's hand. The Hog Rider struggles with swarms, as they can damage him down and defeat him quickly while obstructing his path. Barbarians in particular can fully counter him without very strict timing on the defender's part, though be wary of spells. A Hunter can kill the Hog Rider in 2 hits if placed right on top of it.

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