Juno the silly alien

I’m gonna start with asmr

ASMR?

It’s something some people (I’m referring to what you call “monkeys” but please don’t go around calling people that Willy nilly cause it’s offensive to some people) watch to fall asleep

WAIT A MINUTE IM SUPPOSED TO BE CONTAINING YOU CAUSE IM PART OF THE SCP FOUNDATION

The what..?

I... I don't understand.

What’s your favorite food real quick?

Hm... cheese?

Don’t care get in

*Grabs out blaster, points it at the ground, shoots it and casually gets launched into the air.*

HEY- NO GET BACK HERE

NO! I CAME HERE IN PEACE!

You get cheese if you go in

Hm... I don't think it's worth it.

*Casually leaves*

?

I'd offer you a drink but I'm having to replace my stock, as it's been...tampered with.

Tampered?

Potentially poisoned.

Oh...

It was eggsbenedict if you're looking for a culprit.

Warlock (or whatever your OC’s name is warlock) answer the question warlock

I've tried this thing the monkeys here call "gaming." It has proved itself to be quite entertaining.

Gaming..?

indeed

Here's an image of myself "gaming" with my subjects, or as the monkeys say "me and the boys."

It looks... interesting. And what are monkeys?

I'm referring to the humans. They bear a striking resemblance to those filthy Saiyans, but much weaker and without tails. They are far more docile as well, though they refer to it as "chill."

Huh. So, should I start calling them monkeys?

That is up to you. Some find it offensive.

Like... what type of people find it offensive?

The humans of darker skin tone do not like the term "monkey," as it has been used by other humans to discriminate against them. However, I have no such conviction. I look down on all humans equally.

There's dark skinned ones? Interesting.

Yes. The humans vary in size, shape, and color depending on the environments their ancestors lived in.