A MAN AND WOMAN ARE ON THEIR FIRST DATE, SITTING ON THE PORCH WATCHING THE DEER. THE WOMAN, TRYING TO MAKE CONVERSATION, SAYS, "SO YOU HUNT DEER & EAT CHEESE? I'M VEGAN."
THE MAN LOOKS AWAY AND TURNS RED. "WHAT'S WRONG?" SHE ASKS. "I'M NOT USED TO SOMEONE CALLING ME DEAR ON THE FIRST DATE," THE MAN REPLIES.
