With Bill Cipher? To quote TheRussianBadger: "Unf**kinglikely"

"That's not acreat"

I didn't say I wanted to defund Healthcare, I said if there was a law that allowed us to convert all Healthcare spending to giving every family in America an M1A2 Abrams I WOULD VOTE FOR IT!

Paterson, fire a warning shot.

85 HOURS A MOTHERF**KIN DAY

Drink 5 5-hour energies, enter the forbiden hour of the day.

Ladies and gentlemen, for the safety and longevity of this sovereign nation, I'm gonna need to see you juju on that beat.

People with nut allergies when I hit them in the face with a brick:

You using the KBII? You smell like f**kin beans dawg

Yeah I cleared the village.

Off the f**king map.

You know what's crazy? This nuclear reactor is worth less than a jar of pickles

Sorry Bethany, prom probably sucked anyways, I was GRINDING left 4 dead.

- Four witnesses
- In spawn, and
- "The f**k you lookin' at bitch?"

Dey put da mambstrbr chiefde in da soder

She sees my War Thunder gameplay and says "I woulda been stackin Argonians by now"

What's crazy is watching your wallet disintegrate before your very eyes

I'd be MORE than happy to give the Department of Justice their bullets back-

Someone is gonna see this and be incredibly confused

Yes they are

That was for Manhattan, that was for the big apple, THAT WAS FOR 9-

HE'S PLAYING VERGIL DUDE-

WWll would have been a lot easier if we could split off by mitosis.

If I get a hit marker from here I deserve a Medal of Honor

If kinetic energy can turn to thermal energy, how hard would I have to punch a chicken to cook it?

"Wal-Mart Trebuchet?"

Chimichangas are a cia psyop.

BAIN I'M MISSING MY TEXTURES
BAIN I DIDN'T DOWNLOAD SOURCE BAINE I'M STUCK

Would you please load a full magazine?

-you can kiss my brass, I'm not doing that.

What if I need 80 pumps of soap?

Why he ourple?
He removes your source textures when he gets scared.

Dodge/Crit Build Infamy 25 been playing the game since day one
Literally sucked off Almir Listo PLEASE BRO
LET
ME
IN

Winston Churchill throwing up cripps at the reichstag:

Bro's got the Elite skin on he's playing A D O L F D R I P L E R

Turn left you f**king rat.

"I like my wife, she is the greatest"
First comment:
"cringe"

Dudes be like "subway sucks" my brother in christ, you made the sandwich.

Aren't preachers like professional yappers?

I smell pesti- pickles.

yo badger wannawatchmeclownthiswitchrightquick.mp3

My blood is a controlled substance in 48 states.

You're too late, Spider-Man! Weed has been legalized!

He protec
He atak
But most importantly
He have blowout ammo rack

"Under the second amendment I have the right to a well-regulated militia"
"YOU HAVE AN A-10 WARTHOG"
"I MUST DEFEND AGAINST G O V E R N M E N T T Y R A N N Y"

I did not come to the department of defense with a fully loaded minigun and razormind qued up to do this "Quietly".

You have been banned from the Assasin's Creed forums
Reason: "we"

I swear, I will drop a 500kg on your NUTS if you say "super crack" again.

You know what's crazy? This nuclear reactor is worth less than a rubber ducky.

You call this resisting arrest, we call this a difficulty tweak.

Not only are you cooking meth while under full-scale assault from the FBI, you are learning how to cook meth.

When your map is half the screen it's not mini anymore it's just map.

Is this what minimum wage is like in the US? *gets ejected into space*

This one spins to make something clean, that one spins to make something dissappear. It's really not that complicated.

I'M READING THE MANUAL BUT ALL I SEE IS FUSES

Crocko with a glocko. (We're gonna be here a while.)

(Yeah)

ArKhAm KnIgHt SaVeS mAsTeR cHiEf FrOm ElMo In FrOnT oF sHrEk WhIlE cArRyInG gNoMe?1?!?1?1?!!1?

WhAt dO yoU meAn yOu can'T unDErsTand me? *ÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆ*

"As someone who lives in Tennessee you can land an AC-130 in a Kroger parking lot"

Wanna add Max0r to this?

Drake the typa whippersnapper in the horror movie to say "You better come take a look at this" instead of just saying what the problem is

Get your money up, not your funny up, Dante.

"Parry that" My brother in Christ you are controlling the character!

If I'm ever in an explosion, I'm just hitting an I-frame on impact.

Gets on the bus
Pulls out a Makarov and a badge
Forces the bus driver off

My doctor tried to give me Tylenol instead of percs so I punched him in his fukin face.

Don't care
Didn't ask
Cry about it
Stay mad
Get real
L
Mald
Seethe
Cope

I'm gonna record this shit, good lord.

"Why are you taking our bus?"
"...Foreign field trip."

You could drink a whole 2 liter of mountain dew, yo ass ain't wetting the bed.

Left 4 Dead 2 is a game where Dallas from PAYDAY 2 shoots Otis from Barnyard

Uh oh, I picked up this basket and now weigh 10,000 pounds. Let me e a t this basket to solve the problem.

She said it was either her or the dodge build.

God, I miss her.

Take the damn gluten

Out the BREAD

Oui wuz kangz

Ay bing, fall and break your neck, it'll be funny.

Why do you carry a .45?
Because they haven't invented a .46
GUESS AGAIN