THE FAR RIGHT
COMMANDMENTS; VI. Cheating's ok.
VII. Tax not your
billionaires.
VIII. Have no idols
before Trump.
IX. Keep America
holy (see #III).
X. Church + state
sounds great. I. Liberalism is
heresy.
II. Claim Obama
was terrible.
III. Only your
rights matter.
IV. Honor all guns
over your kids.
V. Lower thine bars.