you're her lawyer. Defend her in court

Your honor, my client shouldn’t be allowed in prison, because the horny people will want butt sex with her because she has no pants

not... exactly a defense, but... SENTANCED TO LIFE IN SOLITARY CONFINMENT

They also can’t, how would you have sex with a piece of metal

Idk

You either rise to the occasion or perish where you stand. Coward.

I’m stating a fact, not defending her. Just extending Goji’s claim

It's a joke. I know you can't actually sex a machine.

Stop acting like BillCipherTheTriangle

I ain’t trying to bro, I don’t even like v

You honor, if you are what you eat, my client is an innocent worker drone

adequate defense. NOT GUILTY

Yippeeeee

Your Honor my client can only be In a cell by herself. Don't make her be social and you'll be fine.

got it. SENTENCED TO SOLITARY CONFINEMENT

One more thing your honor, have you seen "Intermission"? Watch it then come back to me...

Those charges don't count, as she was attacked first, so I'm chalking it to self-defense

Oh ok. I dont think I was taught how to do this in law school tho...

Yes

Your honor, my client is white

1: this is too funny that a user called V is defending V
2: not an adequate defense, and a little racist

Your honor, how could it be a hate crime if my client loved doing it?

That's not her charges.

dont care

Please don't self represent.

bru

You'd find a way to go from parking ticket to the death penalty.

tru

You're honor, my client was forced to commit these atrocities by her employer, who forced her to live off of the remains of her victims. She committed these crimes because she had no other option, that is why I propose the jailing of her employer, JC Jenson

Hmm.... Good case. CHARGES DROPPED! Now someone go sue JCJenson or smth

Your honor- YOU HAVE UMBRIDGE IN THE JURY NOT FAIR! SHE'S FUGLY AND GROSS! GET HER OUT OF HERE! As I was saying. V is just V. Where's the proof she murdered all those drones? Nowhere. Because We made sure there was no evidence- I MEAN! We made sure she didn't do them! Now calling for someone to speak. UMBRIDGE PUT YOUR F---ING HAND DOWN! DON'T DO THAT "HEM HEM" WITH ME! SIT YO BUTT DOWN! Now calling N onto the stands.

ok, the idea of Umbridge attempting to prosecute V is hysterical to me

it seems like a cannon event.

I meant Uzi cuz my user is N. Oop-

Your honor. Just lock her up, she's guilty of it all

good prosecution, SENTANCED TO LIFE IN PRISION

yes

Your Honor, my client has 10 million power in rise of kingdoms 9bvyry.gif (click to show)

non-adequate defense

Your Honor, she will murder all prisoners in the halls, best to let her free

which is why she's sentenced to Solitary Confinement

Your honor, why you're prosecuting an individual is escaping me. The individual in question is a robot, in so normal laws don't apply. The three laws would better suit the case, in which you'd have to determine if the robot in question was never given the knowledge of the first and third. It would be in better efficiency if you first determine stated latter, missing laws, if such laws are missing then charge the company for murder.

your honor, my client is innocent because yes

Your honor, my client was forced to commit her crimes in order to protect herself from the Absolute Solver.

Very adequate defense. ALL CHARGES DROPPED

Just go on something like Villains wiki and it'll list her crimes

This is gonna be tricky