Have a good one.

Seriously, both too cute and funny

F**K!!! Just stop looking at the comments ok I dint know what's going on haha

I will kick your ass, or at least I would if I got my hands on you!

Dude! It isn't me! I swear!

Well then who, dude

I don't f**king know okay

I can't get away from this guy, here at work, you this Mets shit. Fuuuuuck

Sorry. SO sorry.

Non.

*pouts* Please believe me? *Facepalms because I sound pathetic*

ℑ𝔫 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔡𝔞𝔯𝔨𝔫𝔢𝔰𝔰 𝔴𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔢 𝔰𝔥𝔞𝔡𝔬𝔴𝔰 𝔪𝔞𝔶 𝔩𝔬𝔬𝔪,
𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔅𝔯𝔬𝔫𝔵 𝔠𝔥𝔢𝔢𝔯𝔰 𝔟𝔯𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔢𝔠𝔥𝔬𝔢𝔰 𝔬𝔣 𝔡𝔬𝔬𝔪.
𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔭𝔦𝔫𝔰𝔱𝔯𝔦𝔭𝔢𝔰 𝔞𝔴𝔯𝔶,
𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔜𝔞𝔫𝔨𝔢𝔢𝔰 𝔪𝔲𝔰𝔱 𝔰𝔦𝔤𝔥,
𝔚𝔥𝔦𝔩𝔢 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔐𝔢𝔱𝔰 𝔡𝔞𝔫𝔠𝔢 𝔦𝔫 𝔤𝔩𝔬𝔯𝔶, 𝔦𝔫 𝔟𝔩𝔬𝔬𝔪.

𝔄 𝔡𝔢𝔢𝔭 𝔠𝔲𝔯𝔰𝔢 𝔩𝔦𝔢𝔰 𝔦𝔫 𝔜𝔞𝔫𝔨𝔢𝔢 𝔩𝔢𝔣𝔱 𝔣𝔦𝔢𝔩𝔡,
𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔤𝔥𝔬𝔰𝔱𝔰 𝔬𝔣 𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔯 𝔭𝔦𝔱𝔠𝔥𝔢𝔰 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔶𝔦𝔢𝔩𝔡𝔰.
𝔄𝔰 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔪𝔢𝔱𝔯𝔬 𝔱𝔯𝔞𝔦𝔫𝔰 𝔯𝔬𝔞𝔯,
𝔐𝔢𝔱𝔰 𝔣𝔞𝔫𝔰 𝔰𝔥𝔬𝔲𝔱 𝔬𝔲𝔱 𝔣𝔬𝔯 𝔪𝔬𝔯𝔢,
𝔗𝔥𝔢𝔦𝔯 𝔱𝔯𝔦𝔲𝔪𝔭𝔥, 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔴𝔦𝔫𝔫𝔢𝔯𝔰' 𝔥𝔢𝔞𝔯𝔱 𝔣𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔰.

𝔖𝔬 𝔩𝔢𝔱 𝔱𝔞𝔩𝔢𝔰 𝔦𝔫 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔱𝔴𝔦𝔩𝔦𝔤𝔥𝔱 𝔟𝔢 𝔰𝔭𝔲𝔫,
𝔒𝔣 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔟𝔩𝔲𝔢 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔬𝔯𝔞𝔫𝔤𝔢 𝔪𝔢𝔫 𝔱𝔥𝔞𝔱 𝔯𝔲𝔫.
𝔉𝔬𝔯 𝔦𝔫 𝔑𝔢𝔴 𝔜𝔬𝔯𝔨'𝔰 𝔤𝔯𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔣𝔦𝔤𝔥𝔱,
𝔘𝔫𝔡𝔢𝔯 𝔪𝔬𝔬𝔫’𝔰 𝔤𝔥𝔬𝔰𝔱𝔩𝔶 𝔩𝔦𝔤𝔥𝔱,
𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔐𝔢𝔱𝔰 𝔟𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔡 𝔦𝔫 𝔤𝔩𝔬𝔯𝔶, 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔶 𝔴𝔬𝔫. 𝔵

You wish cowboy!
In your dreams, 😂 haha

Look man I didn't write that shit! Do you think I am awake enough at any point to write weird goth ass poetry about F**KING BASEBALL

F**king right, yes I do!

ℑ𝔫 𝔰𝔥𝔞𝔡𝔬𝔴𝔰 𝔡𝔢𝔢𝔭 𝔴𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔢 𝔫𝔦𝔤𝔥𝔱𝔪𝔞𝔯𝔢𝔰 𝔡𝔴𝔢𝔩𝔩,
𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔜𝔞𝔫𝔨𝔢𝔢𝔰' 𝔤𝔥𝔬𝔰𝔱 𝔡𝔯𝔦𝔣𝔱𝔰 𝔱𝔥𝔯𝔬𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔫𝔦𝔤𝔥𝔱,
𝔗𝔥𝔢𝔦𝔯 𝔣𝔞𝔡𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔤𝔩𝔬𝔯𝔶 𝔩𝔬𝔰𝔱 𝔣𝔯𝔬𝔪 𝔰𝔦𝔤𝔥𝔱,
𝔚𝔥𝔦𝔩𝔢 𝔐𝔢𝔱𝔰 𝔯𝔦𝔰𝔢 𝔥𝔦𝔤𝔥, 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔦𝔯 𝔪𝔞𝔤𝔦𝔠 𝔰𝔭𝔢𝔩𝔩. x

Dude are you high or drunk?
Are you using a hookah somewhere

Oh no. *Deep sigh* visited a friend... Friend had a friend over. Dumbass

It's all good. Are you stoned?

Right.

You are stoned!
*smiling, really?*

No, not stoned. Just needed something to reply to. Promise I don't get stoned.

Hey, it's okay if you do. It's a free country and to each their own :)

No way man. I don't do that. And neither does my acquaintance.

Okay man, this is exasperating. Whatever.
You say you didn't, right...

Glad to know you and your acquaintance are high on life!
Imagine if your friend got sexy with me and I spoke to him like I speak with you!

Apparently landed somewhere in a land that made you deranged

Unfortunate exasperated oui

What the hell

I know, but I've got my livelihood.

Idk too many replies

Whaaaaat?

More like landed to be greeted by a deranged friend of a friend

Sounds fun, I take it I have them to thank...

Haha gave him my pw,,, don't say I didn't warn you he's a F**KING FREAK

YOU ARE A F**CKING FREAK

What!? Who and when? You mean earlier today? The baseball guy...?

You are kidding me right?
How will I know if it's you?!

You are really kidding me, right?
That means he can see us rp?

Dude that meme is f**king terrifying

It is!

No man, he can't see us. Shit man we may have to think of someplace else to RP? I dunno man didn't think it through holy shir
... well I don't know how to use fonts so there's your answer haha

What!?

No. Not unless you really want that. I like what we have. Please don't rp with him I'll eorry about you *sad cowboy who knows he f**ked up* :-(

I love what we have. I know where you got that from now. Because when I said that, I meant when I thought you were bombarding me with stuff and if you and I had been talking shit out here, and he saw, well one would think he would respond. Therefore, I was asking you what would you think if I was talking with him the way that we rp.

Ohhhhhhh. *understands* so, so sorry for the misunderstanding. He probably ... idk man. I don't know whether he knows how to sub haha, he'd probably just get pissed

But he would see all of our stuff.
If it is what you want, okay

Never mind all that. I got rid of him for good. We can rp in the dm just like normal. Sorry about the mess.

What are you doing to me?!

Is that what you want. For me to RP with him?

Whaaaaaaut?

It's NOT BLOODY HALLOWEEN OK TOMORROW IS THANKSGIVING LIKE what is wrong with some folks not every f**kin day is Halloween

Ugh

Ikr

I want to tell you something, okay?
Really want to share it with you.

You can tell me.

*deep sigh* if I do you can't be upset and I'm not asking for you or yours or anything. Okay.

You overestimate me haha

I think you mean underestimate you, haha

No I'm not poet haha

Well, you should be haha

I told you man... some dumbass

A dumbass you know very well, I think.

But I didn't write those.

THEN WHO DID!?
Tell me?

OK? Hats this about?

That's when we were going back and forth with who did it, I didn't doubt, blah, blah, blah

Oh

Hell to the NO.

Okay, so... what was the question I asked because I don't see it?

If you wanna rp with the guy

That was what I asked you. And to that you responded Hell to the NO, right?

Oui oui baguette.

Dude seriously stop it ok yes the Yankees suck but this isn't a f**king Stephen King film it's jus tbaseball! Aaah please I need to restart my pho

You are a freak!

NOT very well. He just seems to know a lot of people I know but I personally get the ick from him

Okay, well is he a friend of yours, or what?
Are you in California? If so, I will personally deliver you Lysol and a real robass whipping, haha

No way man.

Look man m sorry!

It's okay, it's something I have come to expect of you

ℌ𝔢𝔩𝔩𝔬, 𝔞𝔤𝔞𝔦𝔫,
𝔉𝔯𝔦𝔢𝔫𝔡 𝔬𝔣 𝔞 𝔣𝔯𝔦𝔢𝔫𝔡
𝔬𝔣 𝔞 𝔣𝔯𝔦𝔢𝔫𝔡.
𝔐𝔞𝔶 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔜𝔞𝔫𝔨𝔢𝔢𝔰
𝔪𝔢𝔢𝔱 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔦𝔯 𝔢𝔫𝔡.
𝔈𝔳𝔢𝔫 𝔖𝔬𝔱𝔬 𝔧𝔲𝔰𝔱 𝔩𝔢𝔣𝔱 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔪
𝔣𝔬𝔯 𝔡𝔢𝔞𝔡.
𝔖𝔬 𝔫𝔬𝔴 𝔬𝔫 𝔫𝔬𝔟𝔬𝔡𝔶
ℭ𝔞𝔫 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔜𝔞𝔫𝔨𝔢𝔢𝔰 𝔡𝔢𝔭𝔢𝔫𝔡.
𝔐𝔞𝔶 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔶 𝔤𝔬 𝔤𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔩𝔶
𝔦𝔫𝔱𝔬 𝔱𝔥𝔦𝔰 𝔤𝔬𝔬𝔡 𝔫𝔦𝔤𝔥𝔱,
𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔪𝔞𝔶 ℑ 𝔩𝔢𝔱 𝔶𝔬𝔲 𝔨𝔫𝔬𝔴
𝔴𝔥𝔬'𝔰 𝔴𝔬𝔫 𝔱𝔥𝔦𝔰 𝔣𝔦𝔤𝔥𝔱.

𝔊𝔬 𝔐𝔢𝔱𝔰. 𝔵

Hmmm, you shall pay one day

Uuuuugggggghhhhh

Look man I don't know what the f**k that is

Are you serious, come in. Really

Not me... Again, sorry

You wish, you suck hard. I wish I knew you in person I would run after you, tackle you and wrap my legs at your neck!

Aww :3

I would.

It seems to be a photo of an ugly twat

It was!

Okay. I got rid of it. Fuuuuuck I'm so f**king sorry man that was exhausting I need a bloody Trenta sized coffee asap

You are so messed up. If I knew you and got my hands on you, I would wrestle you to the ground and tickle the shit out of you!

EEEEK! Hahaha no! No tickling!

YES!!!!!
MOST DEFINITELY!!!!
F**K YES!!!!

*cracks up and laughs hysterically and squeaks, tried to cover up with my sweater*

* I wish I knew you IRL and would find you, obviously somewhere cold and since you have a gf wouldn't do anything disrespectful, but I would give your ass a whooping!

I dont even know how it got on my Bloody pgone

Your ick friend?

Mayhaps... Strange fellow. No offense. He actually does a lot of good. Volunteers to teach pool game to youths. Visits sick children. Lots of good cause things. Seemingly kind. But VERY f**kin weird. Can't really explain it. Humour, aesthetic, likes and dislikes,,, not everybody's cup of tea. Kind of an odd duck but a harmless one. Not the worst person I know but not my favourite by any means. Also personal reasons.

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ℌ𝔢𝔩𝔩𝔬 𝔩𝔬𝔳𝔢. ℑ 𝔠𝔞𝔫 𝔰𝔢𝔫𝔰𝔢 𝔱𝔥𝔞𝔱 𝔶𝔬𝔲'𝔯𝔢 𝔞 𝔣𝔞𝔫 𝔬𝔣 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔑𝔢𝔴 𝔜𝔬𝔯𝔨 𝔜𝔞𝔫𝔨𝔢𝔢𝔰. 𝔓𝔢𝔯𝔥𝔞𝔭𝔰 𝔞 𝔭𝔬𝔢𝔪 𝔪𝔞𝔶 𝔠𝔬𝔫𝔳𝔦𝔫𝔠𝔢 𝔶𝔬𝔲 𝔴𝔥𝔶 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔶 𝔡𝔬 𝔦𝔫𝔡𝔢𝔢𝔡 𝔰𝔲𝔠𝔨? 𝔵

𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔑𝔢𝔴 𝔜𝔬𝔯𝔨 𝔜𝔞𝔫𝔨𝔢𝔢𝔰, 𝔞 𝔱𝔢𝔞𝔪 𝔰𝔬 𝔳𝔦𝔩𝔢,
𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔐𝔢𝔱𝔰, 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔬𝔫𝔢𝔰 𝔴𝔥𝔬 𝔪𝔞𝔨𝔢 𝔲𝔰 𝔰𝔪𝔦𝔩𝔢.
𝔗𝔥𝔢𝔶 𝔴𝔦𝔫 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔤𝔞𝔪𝔢𝔰
𝔇𝔢𝔰𝔢𝔯𝔳𝔢 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔦𝔯 𝔣𝔞𝔪𝔢
𝔘𝔫𝔩𝔦𝔨𝔢 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔜𝔞𝔫𝔨𝔢𝔢𝔰 𝔴𝔥𝔬 𝔱𝔯𝔦𝔭 𝔬𝔫 𝔱𝔦𝔩𝔢. 𝔵

Love the new font, tell me how?
Man, f**k that shit!

DUDE I DONT F**KING KNOW WHATS FOING ON OK

You expect me to believe that?!

Oui *embarrassed*

Non, I will take it out in the rp tho

Ok

YES, you best believe it!

*hangs head, is a sad cowboy*

*shit, why are you sad now?!*

I have let you down :-(

You have not.

Haha

Okay, I give up
haha

Moo Deng says moo hi

Moo hi oui

Moo Deng hug

Tis vile!

I'd understand if due to the misunderstanding you no longer wish to be friends. But just so I know. Still friends? *slaps myself knowing I sound rather naive and desperate *

I do want to be friends, but if it wasn't you, then who?

Honestly... just some dumb arse my friend is friends with. Honestly.

We'll have them tell me how to do the font!
I'm glad you were all having fun! It's cool
My fault for not turning down my notifications :)
It was quite amusing and fun tho.

He left. Super busy guy busier than me actually. For some forsaken reason not as tired I supposed I have just Been Cursed with tired. That f**ker seldom does the same thing two days in a row man. He Crazy

Okay, not sure what to say :)

May one day he fall asleep for no reason

Seems like the ribbing you do? I thought you were just having fun.

Not like that man. You know my vibe.

I do. It's okay cowboy. No worries ;)

Thank you for understanding.

Always!

Thank you.

ℭ𝔞𝔯𝔢 𝔣𝔬𝔯 𝔞 𝔰𝔬𝔫𝔫𝔢𝔱? 𝔵

ℑ𝔫 𝔰𝔥𝔞𝔡𝔬𝔴𝔢𝔡 𝔰𝔱𝔯𝔢𝔢𝔱𝔰 𝔴𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔢 𝔴𝔥𝔦𝔰𝔭𝔢𝔯𝔰 𝔴𝔢𝔞𝔳𝔢 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔫𝔦𝔤𝔥𝔱,
𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔜𝔞𝔫𝔨𝔢𝔢𝔰 𝔟𝔬𝔞𝔰𝔱 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔦𝔯 𝔩𝔢𝔤𝔢𝔫𝔡𝔰, 𝔤𝔯𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔬𝔩𝔡,
𝔜𝔢𝔱 𝔦𝔫 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔡𝔢𝔭𝔱𝔥𝔰 𝔴𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔢 𝔭𝔞𝔰𝔰𝔦𝔬𝔫 𝔡𝔞𝔯𝔢𝔰 𝔟𝔢 𝔟𝔬𝔩𝔡,
𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔐𝔢𝔱𝔰 𝔞𝔯𝔦𝔰𝔢, 𝔞 𝔳𝔦𝔰𝔦𝔬𝔫 𝔴𝔯𝔞𝔭𝔭𝔢𝔡 𝔦𝔫 𝔩𝔦𝔤𝔥𝔱.

𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔟𝔞𝔫𝔫𝔢𝔯𝔰 𝔣𝔩𝔶𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔥𝔦𝔤𝔥, 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔦𝔯 𝔰𝔭𝔦𝔯𝔦𝔱𝔰 𝔰𝔬𝔞𝔯,
ℑ𝔫 𝔱𝔴𝔦𝔩𝔦𝔤𝔥𝔱'𝔰 𝔤𝔯𝔞𝔰𝔭, 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔶 𝔠𝔯𝔞𝔣𝔱 𝔞 𝔟𝔯𝔦𝔤𝔥𝔱𝔢𝔯 𝔣𝔞𝔱𝔢,
𝔚𝔥𝔦𝔩𝔢 𝔅𝔯𝔬𝔫𝔵 𝔤𝔥𝔬𝔰𝔱𝔰 𝔣𝔯𝔢𝔱 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔩𝔦𝔫𝔤𝔢𝔯, 𝔣𝔦𝔩𝔩𝔢𝔡 𝔴𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔥𝔞𝔱𝔢,
𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔬𝔯𝔞𝔫𝔤𝔢 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔟𝔩𝔲𝔢 𝔟𝔯𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔡𝔯𝔢𝔞𝔪𝔰 𝔱𝔬 𝔩𝔦𝔣𝔢 𝔬𝔫𝔠𝔢 𝔪𝔬𝔯𝔢.

Yes it is!! I need it to stop! IM NOT DOING YHIS!

Well, then tell your friend to stop!

ITS NOT A FRIEND!

Well whoever it is , is my enemy 😂

Same here man

Liar! I see the fire from here, and smell the smoke too!

*feels at an impasse because I swear man I swear on my Starbucks I'm not a lying cowboy. I've never lied to you. Seriously. I'm very sorry if I feel I've breached your trust even on accident. You can choose to believe me or not but I stand by my beliefs. I'm so sorry for the events of today. Please forgive me.

*now is this shit for real? how stupid do you think I am? I want to believe you, and yet it wreaks of you*

Thank you.

For what?;

Idk too many repkies

Sorry I don't know what a replies is?

The replies to the comments?

Ah shit!!! Ignore that shit! Um my hand slipped! Damn it! Sorry!!!?!

Man please ignore the bloody comments! Yes the Yankees suck but I swear man I don't know what's going on w my phone

Liar!!!!!
You suck Tim!!!

WHO THE F**K IS TIM MY NSME IS NOT TIM

I know it. Just did it to piss you off!

Cowboy!

Oui oi baguette

𝔒𝔥, 𝔶𝔬𝔲 𝔩𝔦𝔨𝔢 𝔠𝔬𝔴𝔟𝔬𝔶𝔰, 𝔫𝔬𝔫? 𝔵 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GdZu3GuawAAjyY2?format=jpg&name=medium

You suuuuuuuuuuck

That wasn't me!!

Twas vou!

Non

Non what!?

Yes, I wrote it!!!

Don't know, too many replies

Oh, I called you and write Tim, just to get your gost and honestly, that is the first time I've ever typed that name!

Haha

^goat...
If we were to I would never cum, because there's so much we both have to say and then we respond and I wonder what is behind the red envelope ;)

Red envelope?

The dm is a red envelope, duh

Ahhh gotcha. On mine it lights up gold?

So, your golden?! Because your envelope lights up hold. Oooh sexy.
You're 24k magic.

You don't know my name!

Yes, I do. Cowboy! That is your name

Haha luv that song man!

Great song! Whatcha doing? Took a hot then cold shower ;)

Getting ready for sleep man

Please answer me. You owe me that.

You better give me a straight answer. That is not cool. You not answering, and the whole, I don't know ask him deal. WTF!?

Bye dude

Sorry man! I fell asleep for a bit!

OK i can tell him to shut it down if he makes you uncomfortable! Sorry in advance if he already did!

Oui oui baguette

Angry oui

Sorry. Again. Truly.

I don't believe you.
Go play with yourself

*sighs* I shall do so later

*hmmm* I am sure you will

𝔄𝔥, 𝔴𝔞𝔫𝔱 𝔱𝔬 𝔨𝔫𝔬𝔴 𝔪𝔶 𝔯𝔢𝔞𝔩 𝔫𝔞𝔪𝔢? '𝔗𝔦𝔰 𝔞 𝔪𝔶𝔰𝔱𝔢𝔯𝔶, 𝔟𝔲𝔱 ℑ'𝔩𝔩 𝔱𝔢𝔩𝔩 𝔶𝔬𝔲 𝔴𝔥𝔞𝔱 𝔦𝔱'𝔰 𝔫𝔬𝔱. ℑ𝔱'𝔰 𝔫𝔬𝔱 𝔍𝔲𝔞𝔫 𝔖𝔬𝔱𝔬, 𝔫𝔬𝔯 𝔄𝔫𝔡𝔶 𝔓𝔢𝔱𝔦𝔱𝔱𝔢. 𝔄𝔩𝔞𝔰 ℑ 𝔯𝔢𝔪𝔞𝔦𝔫 𝔰𝔬𝔪𝔢𝔴𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔢 𝔦𝔫 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔰𝔥𝔞𝔡𝔬𝔴𝔰, 𝔢𝔫𝔡𝔩𝔢𝔰𝔰, 𝔫𝔞𝔪𝔢𝔩𝔢𝔰𝔰, 𝔞𝔫 𝔢𝔫𝔦𝔤𝔪𝔞. 𝔵

You are a crazy man!

-deep sigh-

Why? a deep sigh?

Idk too many repkies

What had you sighing...

Probably just my dumb ass thinking you were mad at me

You are not a dumb ass, except when you blew me off in Vegas. Maybe a little bit then. ;)

I'm not crazy I swear! Mayhaps I got hacked?

Bullshit!

Haha Vegas is weird man

Okay, baby. Can I call you that? How can I get to the DMV if keep seeing more here? I want to see what's there.
I can't keep up and type fast enough, it's more than a flurry, it's a f**king blizzard. I love you, you are a crazy cowboy!

Sure thing man. Ah ok. Remember, just reply when you can. Sorry if it makes you dizzy. No pressure. Promise.

🤦🏻‍♀️ I am just wanting to see if your going to f**k me with your words!

Never pressured. I am and I do.
Hold your f**k tight so I can catch up!

*ashamed*

*non*

Ah yes, but unintentionally and he said he took theatre a long time ago...
Tell me almighty moo deng, should I believe this cow BOY?!

Ok. Incoming word f**k.

F**K THE YANKEES

Deep sighs, man. You're killing me today :)

Oop I already did it

Did what?

SHUT UP!

You shut up!

This one was me ;-)

Which one, what? Too many replies

Same here, too many replies

Definitely!

Weird shit man

List in the weird shit, don't know what you are saying is weird?

That guy

Meant lost. Oh, well he sounds like it!?
I couldn't say, I don't know him
But I know you a little bit :)

Idk too many replies...

Yes!

I do and Tom does oui but like Weird Guy is pierced EVERYWHERE. Multiple earrings. Nose. Tongue. Dick (Prince Albert). Had eyebrow pierced a long time ago but never wears it.

He didn't see ANYTHING besides what he was replying to you on. I swear on my Starbucks. I thought I was alone in the loo by the sink, taking a break, weird guy comes in behind me. Chuckles at moo Deng. (Is also a fan.) Didn't know about my imgflip. I explained my username. And the Mets Yankees thing with my good friend (you). Weird Guy gets a creepy grin. "May I see that?" One hand behind back. Almost EVIL hand gesture with fingers like come hither, my phone. Just f**king TAKES IT after I give it to him gently just to see the f**kin moo Deng. (I know he wouldn't do anything bad bad. I just didn't know what he was gonna do.) Starts CACKLING. Typing a mile a minute. Goes crazy and doesn't let me see what he's writing. Meanwhile I'm freaking out. Like what's he doing. Is he as bad as I thought? Then when I was alone again I looked at everything and was relieved it wasn't anything bad bad but still spooked because I didn't know if you'd think I went crazy.

You have an earring too, but only one piercing right?
Your friend is a gas. Nothing bad. But definitely ribbing me like you do. Just poetic like...

I've one earring and two other piercings but nobody sees them. I dont look like the weird guy. Yeah, I do suppose he can be pretty funny. Writes actual poetry in spare time. Dark stuff but well written for what it is I suppose. You know, mad respect to him whether you like him or not. Guys 10x as weird as me and I think I'm pretty dorky sometimes but like. Dude doesn't f**king care. Huge nerd? Yes. Likes weird ass shit? Hell yes. Says weird crap that would probably concern some some of the time? OH MY GOD YES. But like. If hes a worrywart like me he does a great job not letting on. He's got balls man. Walks around like here I am motherf**ker. Deal with me. I don't give a shit. But like. Not in a cocky way. Like He's... I don't know. Just like hes never had a single flying f**k to give and this is just what he does whether you like him or not. Honestly, mad respect. I wish I had his level of confidence. Not even to that extreme. Just... A little bit. Like in my mind I feel like I act like I'm the weirdest person ever. But then I remember him and like, what is his deal man? What's his secret? Is he a big fake? Well if he is he's been doing the same schtick seemingly his whole life.

I think you must have a great deal if confidence and it must have shown to your boss for you to get your promotion. I think you don't give yourself enough credit;

Next time you are with this friend, weird guy. I need to get with him and give him a piece of my mind. Okay?!
Not mean, but two can play at that.
I owe him and he needs to pay!

Imagine if I would have said eat me or f**ck me or we were chatting like we usually do 🤣
That would have been hysterical!

Definitely man.

Oui!

Oui oui bacuetete

Bacuette?

Bacuetete!

You're a wise woman.

Thank you.
And you s wide man!

Thank yuuuu :-)

B a g u e t t e

Oui oui baguette

I thought so

Ok :-) go ahead.

I like baguettes but I like croissants more. I like toast with butter man

Me too!
On both counts!

Oh, I forgot to mention to you what I wanted to.

Oui oui, your baguette!

I suppose you're right. Thanks for always boosting my morale.

Don't suppose. I know I am right!

Tom's bavuette

Do you mean baguette

Oui oui baguette

*laughing and smiling*
Oui cowboy!

Not night... Just that guy's a LOT.

What is this guy, the devil incarnate?

No, no. Not that bad.

Well, thank goodness for that?

Is he as cute as you sound?
Be honest, from an outside person, who is more handsome, and knowing me as you do. Who would I like more, you or him.
Answer honestly.

Glad we're still friends :-) missed you

Me too :)
Ride or die
I always miss you

Again. Not a bad person. Just ... I don't know man. Not for everyone? His humour for example, SUPER dry and stale. Even dark. Kind of extreme. Deadpans everything. Much of the time we cannot tell whether he's joking or half joking or what. Makes you almost feel for him, actually. He does have to explain himself a lot. Actually quite patient if this is the case. Never blows up at us or anything. Just rolls with it. Chill guy but also has a SUPER high energy side to him that sometimes comes out of seemingly nowhere.

For example,
Us: *says something jokingly*
Weird Guy: *completely serious* Nooo, I thought (completely extreme random comment based on one particular note of the conversation. Like pretending he didn't get the joke or something. Or misunderstanding misinterpreting it or like taking one part and running to the extreme with it)
Us: Chill man, it was a joke.

*Beat of silence*

Weird Guy: I know. My response was meant to be funny too. I get the joke. (Proceeds to prove that he did indeed get the original joke)

*Beat of silence*

Definitely weird. But I get what you mean.

Oh HELL no. Weird guy isn't cute at all man. Weird looking guy. All tatted up pierced up. Just strange.

Well, Tom has a piercing, you do too you say. Tom has an earring, but I don't know if you do.
Don't like weird looking guys!

Wait, so he saw our conversations?

So, I would run into your arms and not his?

Same here. Tide or die.

Okay, you can Tide or die and I'll ride or die while you do laundry, cool. ;)

I'm already a sleepy cowboy man spending time around that douche foes things to a person

Okay, so goodnight?
Is it night where you are!
It's almost 2 here.

I suppose I'm being too harsh. Douche isn't really the right word like he's not a douche douche, harmless guy really just really f**kin weird.

Okay, you have a weird friend, who doesn't?

Sorry man I'm not telling you to shut up!

Yes, you are

Oui oui baguette definitely

Hahaha twas a typo man!

What was?!

Tide or die

Well, you like to throw your laundry in the ground so... ;)

Meh. Again we're not really friends. He just knows some of my friends.

Oh, okay? Is this your sex friend that you know?
Are you getting ideas for us or what?!
You are a freaky dude, whatever you are doing, it seems like you are having fun!

Haha

Shit! haha what?

NO. I meant what I said. Nobody knows about RP but us.

I know. I'm asking if you were getting ideas. I appreciate you and that. One of the many reasons I ❤️you

Yeah. To be honest after writing it all out I do kinda feel for the guy.

Oh, okay. Well, I was not disrespecting him, at least I hope not.

You weren't. And he's not offensive or anything. Just... Different. None of his humour is hurtful or really bad. Sometimes obscure references. Gets odd looks. Sometimes has to explain. "Chill out man. It's a song. Song lyrics. It's a movie reference." Huge music nerd.

It's cool.

Twasnt intended for you was just trying to get rid of a bug

Okay, whatever

Haha

Have I told you lately that you're funny and I care about you and love you?
🤍

Thank you. I've learned not to get ideas from weird guys haha

Okay, because I really like you and your ideas!

*slaps myself in the face* I'm sorry.

*here, let me help you with that...* lol

Aw, thank you so much!

So, you want me to help slap you in the face?

I do suppose all nerds have a few things in common.

Everyone has stuff in common, man!

You know that your friend sent me pictures or the same picture of the Jamie guy;

True, we are all human.

SHITTTT!

Shit what?!

I deleted the Jamie pic be a use its ugly

Thank you for that!

Man, I will f**k you up in the rp

Thank you. You too. I wouldn't take RP ideas from Weird Guy for a million euros

Smart man!

Thank youuuu

Yuuuu r welcum
Sweet cowboy!

Hahaha!

haha

Oui haha

Oui ^u^

Man seriously that's all fine and good ok BUT I DIDN'T DO THAT CREEPY ASS MEME

You did!

No way man. How would I even find that shit. I don't f**k with that crap. I'm really sorry. I feel I've offended you and for that I am extremely sorry and ashamed.

You send me his shit and Mets shit all the time, are you shitting me?

Idk to many replies

Usually as a joke. I'm sorry if I've crossed a line. Truly.

Please stop, no sorries ever. So far, you've never hurt or disrespected me.
I'm an easy going beach babe.
Had a short but busy day. A client for Monday wanted to stop in today and although I am confident with what I put together, everyone else was a hot mess.
It went well, and he signed on the line!
Success, so awesome day!
And almost five days off to boot!

Thank you so much. I suppose I worry too much. Glad you had a nice short day! Oh, sorry about the mess but I'm glad to hear it went well. Oooh sweet! Enjoy your holiday.

If not you then who, "D" ?!

No, not her.

It's okay. I worry too much too.
Me too. I had a very early wake up day too!
Yes!!!
Thank you.
What are you up to? Seeing as you don't celebrate it.

Aw same here, for my flight. I'll be working again. You're welcome :-)

You're flying again tomorrow?

Oui always. I live in the sky weeeeee

Wow! You just got to where you are.

Then who 🤷🏻‍♀️

Some twat

I take it a twat you know. I want to learn to change the font! Teach me!

Look man, even I don't know. That f**ker knows how to do a font keyboard and he legit writes everything in that f**kin font, well either that one or a couple other similar vibe ones. does every little thing with the same kinda flair and unless you're like really into that shit it gets old real quick

I'M SORRY

*smiling, because I know that there's also a little devil side to you;) *

Hey, what do you mean by that? Not the Mets! Haha

By what, everyone has two sides. Vanilla and chocolate.

Try telling that to Weird Guy haha if he has vanilla he doesn't show it sans possibly around you know serious occasions and kids things.

*shrugging, some people don't like certain things?*
Hey what's your favorite flavor of ice cream. If you like ice cream

Yeah, I suppose you're right. I enjoy Neapolitan!

I will take it under consideration and ponder if I accept the apology.

*nervously waits*

*I forgive you*
Certain you're not nervous, but playing with yourself and your friends :)

If you want, I will tell you a secret.

Hey, you can tell me a secret if you're still Comfortable. I am rather ashamed though due to the events of earlier. On my own now. Sad.

My cowboy. Chill and breathe with me. It's all good ❤️

Ok. Thank you. Breathing's nice.

Okay now grab your breasts and play with them and twist your nipples.
Oh, that's right, you can't because you don't have breasts! haha

I've never not been comfortable with you or when you're ribbing me with your friends. I'm s cool beach babe. No worries, man.

Thank you. Really. Tha k you.

Still pondering, until I leave in a half hour and finish reading this crap
Go toss off until I finish reading this crap

Ooh, a little bit of everything. Nice. I enjoy it as well. My favorite might be black cherry.

Nice! I enjoy that as well. I'm not fussy.

As do I.

Nice.

Me neither, but I do like a nice gelato better :)

Ah love gelato.