401 trying to create an account for something and they don't have 1894:

Lmao

bro the govenrment would be so f**king confused when she tries to get a legal identity
"what do you mean you're 130???"
"there aren't any octarian birth records from before the great turf war--they were mostly destroyed"
"we can't access that school's records since it was shut down"
she'd have to spend a long time basically making a new identity lmao

Oof Poor 401

"inky help me"

Inkmatas: what do you need?

401: LEGAL HELP

Inkmatas: W-what do you mean?

401: IM TRYING TO LEGALIZE MYSELF AGAIN BUT MOST OF MY RECORDS ARE GONE AND THEY WONT BELIEVE THAT IM 130

(401 is 1,151 years old if we are taking the canonical year that Bossfights takes place in: ≈3045)
Inkmatas: T^T I don’t know how to help

(o i was taking splatoon lore and made it apply as if it was our time. so technically she'd be born in 2915)

(Yeah, that makes sense)

401: ...maybe if i leave this planet forever and just stay at the inkla manor it'd be good

Inkmatas: I can get Collector to help!

401: I mean this place overall is unpleasant for me... thanks

Inkmatas: Oh if you don’t want to be here anymore then I can help!

401: Yeah lets permanently move in to the inkla manor :>

Inkmatas: :3

401: I love y-
Desk guy: Can yall get out here please??

its a struggle...

Just lie

Data: I can help :3