damn. i fucking suck.

what is a full tab?

pull tab
thingy that has a tab so you dont need a can opener

i never open cans because it’s sharp my parents do it for me

one time i tried to open a can when i was like seven and the soda sprayed on my grandma's tv

LMFAOOOAOOO LKOLL

I just blankly stared at it (I was a dumb kid)

😭i would’ve tried drying it up as quickly as possible

I just stared at it like a deer stares at a speeding car

literally me

yeah I have cut myself on cans before

:( cuts hurt i hope u are ok

yeah I don't hold can tops by the edges anymore
I'm also reluctant to hold books by paper bc I've been cut by paper before too

what is your favorite dinosaur

that was random lol
probably t rex

Btw hru today

mine is the one with the long neck like this
i am good i am about to eat my chicken

Hmmm
Is that something like the quetzalcoatl?

Noice
u eating chicken right before thanksgiving?

the branchosaurus
yes

ahhh

o coolio
I might have pizza before Thanksgiving which is before vacay

awesome

Frrr
I'm gonna probably gain a lot of weight unless I do some activity

f**k weight we live once

LMAOOO real

Just use a knife to get under it and open it.
Works like a charm.

i slit my finger yesterday trying to open a soda can i think i should stay away from knives

what about a butterknife

im not a coward i'd rather use a real knife

No it actually works better with a butterknife
If you just stick it under the opener
Been doing that since I was 11

use the knife as a lever, not a battering ram

shut the f**k up i used a spoon

That would also work
I'm just saying to do that
And not this

what the f**k do you think i did

I have no way of knowing what you did
I assumed you did the first diagram

Why do you think they did that

I didn't
Just clarifying
It's more of an in case

wild bro
I just use a lever

I just use my thumb

I use BOMBS 👺👺👺

"son I can't get this beer open
would you be a dear and fetch one of my huge bombs for me"
"again??"
"yes again"
"and it HAS to be a huge one"
"NOW"

bruh dude
this?