You are a wonky cowboy, with weird dreams, but I love it! Watch out for the remote, the bees, your dick, the Lirax, Horizon... just bee on the lookout! If you've learned anything it's that you definitely need more thsn just 1 can of Lysol! Did you ever check out the other scents?!
Here, let me answer for you. You're a guy; therefore, non!