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Only in Texas man! Merry Christmas!

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0 ups, 1mo,
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Wow! I take it that's where all the cowboys stay!
Merry Christmas!
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Haha at least one I could think of!
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My favorite one!!!
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I'm a cute cowboy :3
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Damn straight, i's what you tell me, and I believe it! *hugging you*
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HahA!
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*smiling at my sexy cowboy*
You rule
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Thank yuuuu :3
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My cowboy mskes me feel things.
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My beach lady makes me feel things :3
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*now blushing and smilingly sweetly*
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You're a sweetie :3
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You are very sweet yourself *smiling sweetly and blushy,*
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I believe we are both sweet people
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I believe so too
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That's lovely.
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It is, I believe.
0 ups, 1mo
Same.
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Another weird dream man... Drempt I ate a grape and it shrunk me to the size of a thimble. I wandered around and spoke with a gigantic smoking caterpillar who spoke to me in the voice of Josh Groban. He cast a spell on me to transform me into a manta ray but it didn't work and I became a whale shark. Twas weird shit man.
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I'm smiling so much and you have trippy dreams man. Sounds like a cross between Alice in Wonderland and Luca. You and ocean, water things that speak to you. Grapes, possibly hungry or thirsty? Idk. Or purple Fanta!
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Haha, sure do. I had another weird ass dream haha! Drempt I was decorating for Christmas but it came to the tree and the tree kept getting taller and taller and I never reached the top. Eventually somehow I grew eagle wings and flew to the top of the tree only for the blasted tree to disappear and all the ornaments were somehow hanging from my wings. Then as one may guess the Starkist tuna fish popped out of thin air and said better luck next time, in the voice of William Shatner..
*Shakes my head and laughs*
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*smiling and giggling* I wish I dreamed like that. You say weird, but I say cool!
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Hey, it's weird when you're the one in it. Imagine you're just lying in bed either watching telly or trying to go to sleep and next thing you know bam
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Well, if I was there, I would wrap my leg around you, have some sex or just give you pleasure and we'd hopefully drift off together. Bam!
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Aw, sounds nice :-3
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It would be, if only :)
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Luv sexy time
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Me too
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Tis fun!
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Truly is!
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You are a wonky cowboy, with weird dreams, but I love it! Watch out for the remote, the bees, your dick, the Lirax, Horizon... just bee on the lookout! If you've learned anything it's that you definitely need more thsn just 1 can of Lysol! Did you ever check out the other scents?!
Here, let me answer for you. You're a guy; therefore, non!
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Weeee!
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Lost in the weee?! haha
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Oui same here
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Haha and it's not even that I dislike those films, but my luck w the bee movie, and the lorax and horizon only making me think of Arianna, I may never see any film the same way again! Haha..hey, I actually did read about the other scents. Found one in Texas but can't really find them elsewhere. Thank you!
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Ah, yes. Beautiful Arianna! Yes, but have you bought any?! Google it, buy it and try it.
You're welcome!
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One in Texas. Thank you for the suggestion. Normal Lysol sucks haha but at least it's useful.
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True!
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Thank you.
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