I was watching this movie when a ninja star thing flew past a guy, I said "what was that" and then he said it and I was 9 so I just died.

what the barnacles

I'm a ghost

take me with you <3
i failed my final exams

Are you hitting on me.

erm no

why the heart then

sarcasm

Understood.

I'm happily engaged

Are you a woman.

nope (I'm 16)

Join me in the Navy

but im just a minor

TOO F**KING BAD!!!

nah I'll join the tank people

Yes, good. Join the War Thunder community.

uh i can't since i got to provide for my fiance who is 17
i would if i had the chance to not work as an underemployed mechanic

No, join me in Damage Control.

f**k is damage control

keep shit from sinking.

oh but i can't

You put out fires and fix leaks.

i already have my hands full working on a japanese spec civic

Quit. Join the Navy.

honda

Sell it. Join the Navy.

fiance?

SELL EVERYTHING!!! YOU BELONG TO THE SEAS NOW!!!

What grade are you in?

senior
12th

What did you score?

idk but results coming out soon

BUMBLEBEE