Proud to be vegetarian

I'm so vegan, I kill animals so that they don't eat plants

same bro

Pigs are people too and vice versa.

funny enough hitler was a vegetarian

https://youtu.be/IyZxtIyNjOo?si=iWkpKIgwGOPKHdPw

im on a school computer so its probably blocked

You still haven't learned how to breach your school's firewall?

I've only known one person who's done that and they're in jail now ...

I'm not.

well I don't know you

You don't have to

good

Why shouldn't we allowed to eat meat? Good source of protein without being tied to phytoestrogens.

Cannibals upvoted this comment

Ironic, considering the amount of upvotes.

What makes this joke funnier is that H*tler was actually vegetarian!

That's the whole point

You telling me that lions hunt for food daily, probably catch ten other animals and kill them, and if lower, still so, and same for wolves, Tigers, the list can go on. But when a human...When a human eats a SINGLE ANIMAL-

Lions could build a farm and grow their own food for survival yet they choose to kill other animals. Lions are evil.

I can't tell whether you're acting as a vegan or if your actually my lawyer advised me not to say this as it would be stereotypical but ok

I'm not a vegan. A vegetarian at best, so that doesn't put me in a good grace either, just bad as a meat eater.

I'm just using logic here is all.

I totally agree. I’m an evilitarian, so I only eat evil animals like lions, tigers, and people who eat meat. It’s a peaceful lifestyle.

you vegans would like to be left alone, right?

Nein

vegetarians*

Uhm u can't stop the meat from already being murderd and ending up in the supermarket. So why bother