If Russia seized all of corrupt Ukraine why should I care?
✓Wheat?
X - Russia refuses to use GMO seeds.
✓Fertilizer?
X - Plenty of chicken, goat, horse, and bull shit in America.
✓No more disappearing billions of dollars?
X - They'll disappear somewhere else.
✓No more mail order Ukrainian brides?
X - Russian chicks are equally hot and trad wifey.
Come on, give me one good reason to give a damn.
