Kids, You Need To Hear The Truth

You must be fun at parties

There are more important things in life than "being fun at parties".

How about the fact that you’re an absolute buzzkill with your insufferable desire to annoy the shit out of other people?

I'm trying to make the world a better place. When parents tell their kids that their Christmas gifts come from Santa Claus, and those kids find out there is no Santa Claus, those kids aren't going to believe their parents when it really matters. Kids who are told their Christmas gifts come from Santa Claus become teenagers who not only distrust their parents but potentially all adults. And those teenagers are the teenagers who believe marijuana is harmless (it isn't) that you can't get pregnant the first time you have sex (you can) and a whole lot of other things that will lower the length and quantity of their life, no matter how many adults tell them otherwise.

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Yes, you met Santa, but that Santa did not deliver your Christmas gifts. I'm sorry if this upsets you, and I know that this may be hard for you to wrap your mind around, but if your parents told you Santa is the one who delivers your Christmas gifts, they lied.

kids under age of 13 gettting thier mind blown rn

Their minds need to be blown for their own good.

For their own good?! How is that for their own good?! Believing in Santa Claus when you’re little is part of the fun and it hurts nobody… you’re an asshole bro…