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Right now, the car with the fastest 0-60 time is the Dodge Challenger SRT Demon 170, which can hit 60 MPH in 1.66 seconds.

https://www.autoexpress.co.uk/best-cars-vans/99404/fastest-accelerating-cars-world

The roller coaster with the fastest 0-60 time is
Stealth at Thorpe Park in Chertsey, England.

https://rollercoaster.fandom.com/wiki/Fastest_Launch_Acceleration

Dodge Challenger SRT Demon 170 - 1.66 seconds
Aspark Owl - 1.72 seconds
Rimac Nevera - 1.85 seconds
Lucid Air Sapphire - 1.89 seconds
Pininfarina B95 – 1.9 seconds
Koenigsegg Gemera - 1.9 seconds
Pininfarina Battista - 1.9 seconds
Tesla Model S Plaid - 1.98 seconds
Bugatti Tourbillon – 2.0 seconds
Ferrari F80 – 2.15 seconds
Porsche Taycan Turbo GT Weissach Package – 2.2 seconds
Koenigsegg Jesko - 2.5 seconds
Ultima RS LT5 - 2.3 seconds
Bugatti Chiron Super Sport - 2.4 seconds
Lamborghini Revuelto - 2.5 seconds 
Ferrari SF90 Stradale - 2.5 seconds
Aston Martin Valhalla - 2.5 seconds 
Hennessey Venom F5 - 2.6 seconds
Nio EP9 - 2.7 seconds
Porsche 911 Turbo S (with Sport Chrono package) - 2.7 seconds
Radical RXC GT - 2.7 seconds