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0 ups, 1mo,
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0 ups, 1mo,
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What's this supposed to be man?
0 ups, 1mo,
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Wh oh shit!
0 ups, 1mo,
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Nothing, something from last week
So, how's your day going?
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Ah sorry. Great day super busy day man! Vespas aren't as easy as you think they go fickin fast!
0 ups, 1mo,
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It's okay, thank you! Same here! Really? I've never been on one, must have been fun!
Definitely faster than a moped 🤣
Like the McLaren of those...
0 ups, 1mo,
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Tis fun! Never done moped either haha oui. First time on a Vespa. I have curly hair. Even under a helmet. Curls flew in my eyes and I couldn't fixkin see. Screamed. Just kept going straight.
0 ups, 1mo,
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You need to put a ring on it!?
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Well we both work a lot. I must get her when we're both free for enough time to celebrate the engagement, and also I don't wish to jump scare her. I wish to take it easy and allow her to want to get married first.
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You are both lucky to have found each other. I love it when that happens. I love the word kismet.
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Same here. I believe in soulmates and I always wanted to meet mine.
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And let me jus let you know that that's a F**KING RECORD for a new / unknown at his MGMT agency!!!!
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Awe, she is not ready and you are?
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I don't know. We're not Not ready. Just taking it easy one step at a time. No rush. I do everything in her time. Respect.
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Oh sweet cowboy. Definitely a true gentleman. And she a very lucky woman. Much respect for you and you both!
🤍❤️🤍
0 ups, 1mo
Thank you so kindly. Im lucky just to have found her. Twas kismet.
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You sound cute cowboy! Sounds like it was fun definitely. Love curls. Aww that must have been a blast!
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Aw thanks! My hair is so f**kin weird haha
0 ups, 1mo,
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Mine is wavy. Not straight, nor curly. Sexy bed head meets beach waves, definitely easy kind of wash, condition, towel dry, put a little bit of product with my fingers, like or Oribe for the waves and it drys like nothing is in it and then go or do something nice with it. Like it :)
0 ups, 1mo
Aw, wavy hairs adorable. Definitely a beach babe, as you say.
0 ups, 1mo,
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They know about your crush!?
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Oui. Who doesn't? Pretty much a local legend. My whole family are fans, their mates are fans. She gets naught but love from all angles.
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You're welcome, and I am sure it was deserved and that you worked your butt off for it!

Get a load of this, Shawn Mendes is singing he took a trip to the mountains... 🤣
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I did man. And it only gets better from here.

Mendes? A favourite of both the niece and Arianna. Niece has a mad crush on him. Arianna? Loves his music, went to his gig with the niece actually. But he's not blonde soooo haha. Mountain song SUCKS! But his music as a whole is excellent. Talented prodigy even as a kid.
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Sounds lovely. Do you miss it? I know I would.
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I do, but I try to revisit every year. I visit on.my relatives' birthdays as well as every Nov 26 if possible.
0 ups, 1mo,
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Aww, does she know this? That is beautiful!
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I'm not sure. I don't speak with her often. Only when I'm in Texas and I'm not due back for a long time... Especially with this contract (which Ive worked my whole life to get and of course am eternally grateful and joyous to have even been afforded this opportunity.)
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Don't f**k with Bobby Sanders. Hockey player turned junior banker at Wall St. Corruption ensues.
0 ups, 1mo,
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Your town sounds rich, with the way you describe it. Sounds like a place one should definitely visit! I would love it, I think.
0 ups, 1mo
Sure is! If your ever in the UK it's quite... Bustling yet simultaneously quaint. Birmingham. I also recommend Liverpool, Nottingham and ofc London. I moved a lot as a kid. Just throughout England. But I seen a lot.
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Love him, good singer songwriter, but this song isn't good. I remember when he first came into the spotlight. And I like his music but not this song
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Who doesn't? I agree tho. But I find him relatable. If you know the lore w him and Camila Cabello (another favourite of Arianna's. Does a brilliant rendition of My Oh My and Havana.) I feel him.
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I'm sure you hair is gorgeous! It sounds it. Aww, well I like it. I say it because of being born in a hospital literally on the ocean and being at the beach all the time as a kid, and the ocean is my source of energy. Idk. I only use it here though. But that's why. It's not a look thing, although I look the part. It's deeper to me than it sounds or when it's written out.
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That's so beautiful. And cool. I understand completely. I'm the same, but I'm also the same with outer space and snow. Honestly much of nature.
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Wasn't born on the beach though. The city I'm from (Birmingham) is a nice though. Lots of art, culture, rich history. Industrial revolution powerhouse in a different lifetime. Good food and Great coffee.
0 ups, 1mo,
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Well, I suppose it's just meant to be that long distance crush / friendship.
"deep sigh for you knowing how difficult it must be with both of your ladies. Your true love and your crush*
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It is. Hasn't even quite built up to a. Friendship. We've spoken twice. Beautiful soul. Wise beyond her years. Funny. Likes Tom Blyth. Passionate. Badass. Darling. Arianna.
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That is beautiful! I bet you love going home! They must miss you badly!
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They do. I'm always welcome with open arms. Again never forget your toots.
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Going this year, hopefully?
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Yes. I really do wish to. Tis a shame I recently signed that bloody contract, I travel so much now. Hope I get to go at least within the week.
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Really! That will be most exciting and excellent!
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DAMN STRAIGHT!
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I love that it's both. I love quaint, yet being able to get to where there's cultural stimulation and a great cup of coffee!
0 ups, 1mo
It's so nice. Truly.
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Never!
🤍
0 ups, 1mo
Never what, energy drinks? Too many replies
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I pray that you and your girlfriend get to go home!!!!!
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Oh, my family loves her. She's a delight!
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They'd love Arianna. They love her drawings. My mum and sister? Huge fans.
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Actually, I do know about it. I have a close friend in common and we've discussed it. He loves her more, everything he's ever written is for her, she mind f**ked him more than a few times. But hopefully, they will each find their way and their mates
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Ah gotcha. Truly tragic. I e been in his shoes. Cry to his songs. Well Camila's been with other guys. Shawn ehhhh he's a lost soul.
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But Shawn doesn't deserve that, man. He's a sweet kid. Naive but intelligent, brilliant artist.
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Yay for the promotion and contract!
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Thanks :-)
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Sounds beautiful! I may be a beach babe, but I am also a city girl with a country heart. I love nature too. In all it's forms, every season, and much like you said, huge outer space planets stars nerd here, love snow. It's so beautiful! Have you ever seen an ice storm?! It's magical.
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Aw, nice. I can appreciate all of the above. I've never been in one excepting as a kid when we were housebound so I didn't really see it. But Ive seen it on NatGeo and it's a thing of beauty.
0 ups, 1mo,
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That's beautiful and apparently, you did. I love that you English Lit. Not many guys do
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Tis sadly true. Such an underappreciated art form.
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It truly is! I mean I have never met a man that likes poetry and even though we're friends and strangers, you're the only man I know that does.
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Aw. That's so beautiful. Thank you.
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Heading home now. Driving to get comfy and maybe if you're not tired we can chat or to. Or if not that's okay.
I hope you find whatever you lost!
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Ab enjoy. Have a good one. Was looking for the casting E-Mail denoting Bower
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Wish you were free later...
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I might be but might not
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Busy day and night gotta travel
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,,,*shrug, oh well. okay.*
0 ups, 1mo
Sorry :-(
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Erll have fun cowboy!
0 ups, 1mo
Thank yuuuuu!
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Thank you, but it is so true!
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It is.
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Don't be sorry. It's all good. C'est la vie.
https://youtu.be/5MvfYvDF-7Y?si=wxab8-VGT1kYajZ3
0 ups, 1mo
Ah I'll check it out thanks
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That is my guy, my man TOM! He is going to kill it!!! Come on head in and take the world by storm and grab the bull by the horns!!!! Hell yes!!!
I'm so excited for you and for him!
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YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh and what's arsehole jcb up to? Same old Vecna crap, one film and I think another new seires
0 ups, 1mo,
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Enjoy
Yuuu r welcum
0 ups, 1mo,
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Haha it's a catchy song
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It is
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Nice.
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Oh, got it.
0 ups, 1mo,
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F**k Jamie!
0 ups, 1mo,
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I keep telling you that!?!
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I'm pissed
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Oh, f**k him and that!
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Wait hang on
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What, is everything okay?
*a little bit worried*
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Yes. Looking for something
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Oh, okay. Good luck!
0 ups, 1mo
Got it. Sent jt
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Why are you pissed?
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GoT is a huge show. Spinoff? Guaranteed hit. That character? $500,000 salary. Huge figure in the novels. Tom Blyth? Would've been his everything but NOOOOOO.
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Do you mean given his everything!?
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Star making role. I mean. Billy's a hit series. But it's you know more niche. Not everybody watches westerns. But game of thrones? HUGE franchise. Everyones seen it or at least read the books. Even Arianna read the books. Predictably... Obsessed with Targaryen family from the books
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I wish Tom had the Role! He'd be a sexy archer! He makes me arch my back quite a bit as of late!
Or latte if you're thirstyyyyyyy!
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Damn straight !
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I used to like that character too. In the books. F**king arsehoke twat bower
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Man, get over him and celebrate your promotion! Do you!!!
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Ok thanks
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I'd like to think so. They think I am funny and silly and always ask for girl advice and math homework tutorial for all! 🤣
0 ups, 1mo
Aw, but that's so wholesome. See? They respect you. They see you as somebody wise and intelligent.
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Dude, I am not familiar this character okay, and I am definitely not a Jamie fan, by no means
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But can anyone please explain to me. This. Jamie Campbell-Bower. Apparently the busiest man in the world wears a hundred billion hats does everything. Has enough free time to fuxkin SLEEP and to f**kin NAP and to f**kin WRITE AND DRAW AND SHIT AND GO TO F**KIN PARIS FOR HIS F**KIN BIRTHDAY.
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YOU F**KING ROCK! YOU GIT A PROMOTION, YOU SIGNED A CONTRACT, YOU TOLD ME THAT. YOU ARE AND IR SHOULD BE ON CLOUD NINE
DON'T LET SOME DUDE SCREW WITH YOUR HEAD.
I love you my sweet cowboy! Truly. You are in my heart. You will do great things in whatever it is that you do. You are obviously a hard worker and dedicated. I mean remember the hell training. You're doing something and or everything right!
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Sure did man. I'm super happy and grateful. Ecstatic. Living the dream. Love you too. Thanks for keeping me grounded.
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F**K HIM!
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Oui oui baguette
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Hey you. My sexy cowboy! I just bought myself some flowers and some salad items for tomorrow. Just pulled in and was thinking about you. I remember exactly where we were and was going to go inside, get comfy and to you ... I do hope you made it to the metro!
0 ups, 1mo
Aw hey! Enjoy the salad. Yeah made it to the plane! Thank you.
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You need to keep grounded, but fly, fly your course and you will reach the stars ( the metaphor we sooktof previously.) We all need to fly but keep grounded. It's a balancing act, and I am not telling you anything you don't already know!
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Oh, thank you. That's actually really insightful. I'll definitely be remembering that. You know, your words have a way of sticking in the brain and helping. Thanks for all you say.
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I sigh and moan softly simultaneously. As I imagine that in my head.
Mmmm, you are right cowboy.
Damn straight indeed!
0 ups, 4w
Oui oui baguette.
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Great! Thevsalad is for tomorrow!
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Enjoym
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Noooo, damn arched!!!!! Then damn straight! ;)
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Oooooh haha
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^ spoke of previously

Tired here too, doing the job if many and mine. Sorry for being tired a lot lately :)
0 ups, 1mo
Ah. Same here. My apologies
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Awww, thank you. My 26:yr old says that and his friendd like talking to me. But sometimes I swear they are boys so the just want to check me out, a little. I'm always in a big thsirt and jeans never sexy around the children, but I also can't help be me. I'm just not showing anything or dressing in a manner that I should not be around his friends. Which is why I like being free, naked or sexy or in my panties when I am alone :)
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16 yo right? Haha aww. I'm sure that's a little true but they must like talking to you for You. You're smart. Kind. Beautiful person.
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