Battle #1: John Williams vs. F**kin Jeramiah (Murderous)
The Setting:
The battle takes place in an abandoned warehouse, its walls lined with broken glass and rusty machinery. Dim lights flicker overhead, casting eerie shadows across the cracked concrete floor. The tension is palpable as the crowd watches in anticipation.
The Fighters:
John Williams (Revenge): The average janitor, armed with nothing but his trusty broom and a mop. He’s not the type to start a fight, but the work environment has taught him to handle messy situations. He enters the warehouse cautiously, looking around for anything he could use as a weapon. His attire is simple—just the standard janitor outfit—but don't let his humble appearance fool you. He may not have superhuman abilities, but he's used to dealing with chaos in his own, quiet way.
F**kin Jeramiah (Murderous): A wild card. Jeramiah bursts into the arena with a swagger, his trademark extra long tongue flicking out and his gun in hand. He's already drunk on wine, a little unsteady but infinitely stronger in this state. His leaping ability lets him cover vast distances in a single bound, making him hard to track. Jeramiah’s presence exudes a chaotic energy, and his unpredictable nature makes him a dangerous adversary.
The Fight:
The bell rings, and the battle begins!
John Williams takes a deep breath, clutching his broom like it’s a sword. He’s no fighter, but he’s a survivor, and in his mind, this is just another day at the office. He tries to stay calm, scanning his surroundings for an advantage. A nearby mop bucket? That might come in handy.
Jeramiah, already on the offensive, leaps across the room, landing with a thud that shakes the floor. He points his gun at John, but his drunkenness seems to make him somewhat sloppy. He fires off a round, but the bullet grazes the ceiling instead of hitting John. Jeramiah's tongue, a wild long appendage, darts toward John, attempting to snare him by the leg.
John, despite being out of his depth, reacts quickly, sidestepping the tongue’s attempt to entangle him. He swings the broom with surprising precision, catching Jeramiah in the chest and knocking him off balance. The mop bucket is quickly tossed at Jeramiah’s head, but his strength while drunk allows him to barely dodge it, taking the hit but stumbling only slightly.
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