The match kicks off with a loud roar from the crowd as both fighters square off. Yoshi, quick on their feet, immediately pulls out the rocket launcher and aims it at E-Y. With a quick flick of their wrist, the rocket is off, and it flies straight toward E-Y. But E-Y is not one to back down. With surprising speed, they yank their horse’s reins and leap off the animal’s back, narrowly avoiding the rocket blast. The explosion creates a cloud of smoke, but E-Y is already in motion, charging toward Yoshi with their shotgun raised.
Yoshi, still airborne from their jump, aims the rocket launcher again, but E-Y is already closing the distance, moving with impressive agility for someone so big. They crack the whip, sending it hurtling through the air toward Yoshi’s rocket launcher. The whip wraps around the weapon, yanking it from Yoshi’s grasp, and Yoshi is left momentarily disarmed.
Despite being without their rocket launcher, Yoshi remains quick on their feet, using their signature jumps and agility to evade E-Y’s shotgun blasts. Yoshi then leaps toward the nearest platform, finding a new vantage point. Meanwhile, E-Y, undeterred, pulls out a backup weapon, a pistol, while their horse circles around for another charge. They fire a few shots into the air, trying to keep Yoshi distracted.
Yoshi, ever the resourceful fighter, suddenly pulls out a grenade from a pouch on their belt, hurling it directly at E-Y. The explosion sends E-Y stumbling back, momentarily disoriented, and Yoshi uses the opportunity to reclaim their rocket launcher. In a swift motion, Yoshi fires again, the rocket slamming into E-Y’s chest. The force of the blast sends E-Y sprawling to the ground, knocking the wind out of them.
E-Y struggles to get up, but Yoshi stands victorious, rocket launcher in hand. The crowd goes wild as Yoshi strikes a celebratory pose, having overcome the mighty force of Enslave_Yourself.
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