demo's always half drunk and confused tho

nah he's always full drunk

When he acts like a functional human in the comics technically he is half drunk since his body runs on alcohol

well, in the jail cell, demo is "poisoned" and makes his body turn bone marrow into alcohol (which is a real condition btw, allowing someone to have the effects of intoxication without drinking)

pyro would acctually burn the furry

no, pyro would want to see how flammable their fur suit is

Don't they see the world in a sort of dream land?