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At least Dawn is attractive

I mean

I’d much rather have a stupid kid spouting communist nonsense than an old man posting panty selfies

As your child and not your crush right?

dawn

Same

Dawn because in my opinion zoophilia isn’t as bad as pedophilia and apparently it was accidental idk

what happened

According to her, her dog ran in when she was using the bathroom and licked her 🐱 before she could react

She LET her dog lick her 🙀

Yea

both are bad but at least it wasnt purposeful

Yes

is that the doom slayer

close, it's the master chief from halo