good to know

I gotta stop eating bacon

Just do pushups to counteract the bacon’s fattening effects. And you get to keep eating tasty bacon without the same health consequences. You’re welcome.

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That's deep

One more reason to love bacon

True

Did you know that ‘bring home the bacon’ was because priests used to present newlyweds with bacon

That is interesting

I think it was like 12th century or smth

That makes sense

Wish they still did that tbh

Yeah lol

Nice and salty

(I regret saying it like that)

I regret saying (and posting) a ton of stuff

lmaooo I blame my dirty mind

Same

BYE-

I eat tons of bacon

that's because bacon is considered meat

Oh, this is a vegan thing? I thought it was a Muslim thing.

Nevermind. My joke is stupid.

Mmmmmm