I'm gonna try this again, do you wanna experience one of my characters undergoing a panic attack and maybe help?

*Gus waddles over*
Gus: uh...

(Which character?)

(your choice)

(I mean, there's only two characters who can go through this right now, Reddit Cam and UO.)

(Ig reddit cam then)

(Roger)

*Reddit Cam is covered in blood, breathing heavily, and doesn't seem to be responding to, well, ANYTHING.*

Gus: lord, what happened?
*Gus would hop over closer*

*His breathing is both so rapid and heavy, and his heart rate feels too fast for any blood distribution.*

*thinking to himself*
Gus: this seems familiar... wait... is he going through a panic attack?

*With evaluation, the BPM must be topping out at 200 BPM.*

*thinking to himself*
Gus: well, it's not the first time I've dealt with something like this...
*he'd climb onto reddit cam's body*
Gus: not sure if this'll work, but here goes...
*he then wrapped his wings around reddit cam's body, like a hug*

*Reddit Cam's heart rate steadily decreased, before returning to a normal and stable 52 BPM.*

Reddit Cam: Thank you, Маленькая утка.

Gus: wha...?

Reddit Cam: It's Russian for Little duck.

Gus: well... you're welcome

mini tanlk?

Sc: oh hello. *crouching down*

(Which character?)

(ANY YOU IDIOT)

Phantasm: …uh, hey

*He can't speak, but rather only breathe too fast and too heavy, maybe his heart rate is a bit higher than normal...*

Phantasm: Hey, man… it’s okay

*It turns out he can't hear at all either, it might be smart to check his heart rate for an irregular pulse.*

Phantasm: *she checks his heart rate, holding his hand in her other hand*

*His heart is going just a little over 200 BPM. How he is not dead is a mystery, but what is even more of a mystery is how the f**k is it possible to bring his heart rate down.*

Phantasm: Jesus… it’s okay *she sits next to UO*

*His BPM seems to go down a little bit, but its still above 200, there's gotta be something that can be done.*

{psst. the fun facts may have what you need.}

Phantasm: You look like you’ve had a rough day
*hugs him*

*She can feel UO's BPM decrease pretty rapidly to a stable 60, he doesn't know how to respond, so he just returns the hug.*

Phantasm: What happened to you

{Have you found the correct fact yet?}

what fun facts bro 😭

(The thing with Squidward. I've been posting them for a while.)

(Which character?)

(you choose)

(I mean, there's only two characters who can go through this right now, Reddit Cam and UO.)

(you choose)

(I can't. you must make the choice between the octo or the russian.)

fine uo

(Okay.)

*UO is leaned up against the wall, he's been hit pretty bad as there's a trail of blood on the wall he's down again. He can be heard breathing far too fast and far too heavy. Somethin ain't right.*

Phantasm: Something bad happened here

*He's looking dead ahead, his eyes are wide, but his pupils aren't dilating correctly. It looks safe to approach him..*

Phantasm: What happened to you…

UO: There was a Marksmen out there, got a real good shot on me. I think he broke through the plate...

Phantasm: Oh God. I don’t have any medical supplies on me… you alright?

UO: I think so...

loooooong tank

(reddit cam)

(Bro, who are you?

(cheeseburger)