Take

Canada is mine for the picking

Costa Rica my goat

give me 'murica

Too late

greenland

mine

Where

One country

You can’t have all of them!
Just take chile for f**k sakr

America, then I'll invade Canada, all others will soon follow

OH YEAH?
FOR MY FIRST MOVE, I LAUNCH NUKE ON DC

Intercepted by my superior hillbilly power.

I will stop pornhub service in the USA bc it’s a Canadian company

You have increased my military power by 10%

CTRL z

Too late, I use 20 year old marine psychopath!

Jesus Christ he's done it again