Maid Alex because why not

ofc

=p

anyways?

=p

sad

Why?

Yis onwy fo da bests

?

I have no idea =p

ohhhhhhhh

Yi I jus needed da money

fair

Yes

anyways

?

idk

U pushed everything off my tables >:0

=3

>:0

≈³

:p

*endless snuggles ensue and you cannot stop me.

- turned into pink been bag -

So soft~

≈3≈

Ah, finally. A break from the conservative hellhole of politics notifications.

≈3≈

Ikr

aww

Yi

Ah

Yah

:3

≈3

>w<

-squeezes-

- pops like a balloon -

NOOOOOOOOOOO D:

- ascends to godlyhood -

:0

- immediately falls down -

Alex" they don't like me telling the truth ≈< "

twuth? :0

I NEED MY MONEY

Wai wha ≈0

get the money.

- has two cents -

You look like you're about to say "UwU"

. . . Yi UwU

Knew it

>=3

silly

≈³

=3

- pulls out broom -

:O

- Alex uses fly -

INCENDIA, ALEX TOOK YO BROOM!

Incendia" - breaks into the room with waffle fries - "

Alex" - flying around the fan - "

ooh gimmes some those :3

Incendia" - throws one at your face - "

yippee

e

a

Incendia" SPORTS "

EEVEEH

>≈³

voi :3

Veevoi

Eev

Voi

Ee

Va

E

VOI

Ehboi :3

≈³

eh

Vah

Veehehehe >:3

>≈³

cute sylvie

>≈³

eheh

Mrowr

mew

>≈3

hehe

Yi ≈³

eev

Sylvoi ≈³

KYUTE sylvoi

- SCP - 999 mode Sylveon -

Aaaw

≈³

ver sowft

Yi ≈³≈

:3

- casually explodes this to -

Yeeeeee

- explodes the rp -

X3

UwO

>:c

CLEAN ME OFF THE FLOOR NOW

- pulls comically large broom out front pocket -

Okie dokie >w0

Oh wait I didn't think this through O///O

NONONONONO

- sweep sweep -

=p

AAAAAAAA >~<

- wipes you off and plops you on da couch -

=u=

- lays in lap like kitty -

heh, good

- deflates -

:p

≈3

:3

≈3

:3

≈3

do you just have ≈ of copy paste or summin?

On phone jus hold down = then you get ∞ , ≠ ' or ≈

oh

=3

yuh

≈3

^^

>≈3

Now do not push my stuff off the tables

>≈³

ALEX...

- pushes you off the table -

Ay!

>:³

aww

- boop -

hehe

>:³

-tummy scritches again-

- turns into puddle -

-holds with bucket-

≈³

Did u get that from Max >:3

>≈3

-petting-

-≈w≈-

-belly rubs again-

- stays still as the whole universe vibrates -

Hehehh

≈3

=3

≈³

hehe

- mega boop punch -

X3

>≈³

-boop- >:3

- kaboom

eeee

aaaa

VVVVVVV

- big bang -

EEP

≈³

-hugs-

≈³≈

:<

≈3

eev.

Voi

ya

=3

:3

- kaboom -

X3

>w<

heheh

≈³

eee

sylvoi ≈D

sylvoi!!! ^^

Voisylvoi ≈D

>:3

>✓<

dost ye want belly rubs? >=3

≈D yeyeyeyeyeyeye

-gives- :3

- mega purr -

d'aww

≈³

-scritches-

- dynamax purr -

-more belly rubs-