who knew i could relate to a fly on such a level?

You really are desperate for a woman to touch your half inch cock.

why so hateful big guy? dont spread hate spread love!!

I wanted you to spread my love. But you hate me.

yeah no shit

ok ant cock

I've got 4 inches and I'm happy with it.

dont disrespect little johnny, his feelings are fragile

yeah lmao i bet

that isn't a fly, it's a rejected man

Can't relate (never asked anyone out)