This you lil' bro?

Lil bro? Oh naw

Hide yo sheeks lil bro, I'm coming after you

"eeeyikes!! how am I gonna "vita" this "carnis" with all these carnivorous critters running amok?!?"
the mimic:

Shit lowk terrifying, like imagine you go to bed and it's hiding in your mattress

yk there's a doctor nowhere character that literally pretends to be a mattress to eat you

kinky

Vita carnis mimics when I have a fu​cking glock: (what the hell are they gonna do? Run at me?)

I'm pretty sure it's explicitly stated that guns aren't great

Ok and
Not when there's 15 caps in they ass

still not the best
their skin is spongy

You can shoot through a sponge
Right?