What is Poison

Wise words.

All that's missing is Jamie Campbell biwer

Man, why are you letting him live rent freevin your head?
Be you, you're a bad ass guy, with a heart of gold.

Because he sucks and the niece yammers about him she hates him to so I have to hear it

So, because you hear it, I now hear it and see it too?! 🤣🤣🤣

Look all Arianna wants to do is spread the word of Jamie and this is how it gets around

That is sad :(

F**k this shit I pity the folks who paid their money to see this shit https://youtube.com/shorts/h87yHHfctYI?si=dRH38T6QGzqBtlmi

Oh, hell no. Please, why do you torture me that way, but in no other way!!!

Because Arianna does it to niece and niece does to me and I do it to you it's a whole f**kin chain

*smilingly and laughing* So, I am now honored to bevin the "circle of trust*

Like Di Niro 8n Meet the Parents?

🤣🤣🤣

Oui oui 🥖

Bro has enough $$$ to get clothes that don't look like he at a funeral 24/7 but ig funeral chic is his thing man https://youtube.com/shorts/E1TfxT2aZR4?si=AmWu0AQ0W3yxW0ol

*Well, color me happy* - Pretty Woman

Good film

Is that youbwith him saying oui oui in the background?!

Shit no. Never. F**k that shit. Is Tom Blyth. Met him ONE F**KING TIME. mutuals. F**kin Joe Quinn. They hung out. Jamie man. Weird arse guy. Dark poetry. Weird shit. Goth f**ker

All Jaime talks about is goth shit art shit art this art that meaning of art artsy f**ker pretentious like think about this and thiiiink about that. Brain never turns off. Writes edgy goth poetry. https://youtube.com/shorts/GSEYT3aqvbM?si=vLXbtJ0SVdMCGmdK

https://youtube.com/shorts/vo3bEIqHR4E?si=P0HdnkZTRVIhZWmC

F**kin Jaime lives in a bubble man. Daddy Warbucks is Gibson guitar CEO so what the f**k does Jamie do all day? Films, writes scream " songs", draws weird ass tim Burton shit, emo poetry, does outdoor shit, sarcasm tweets, edgy ass photoshoots oh and takes a f**kin hour nap every f**kin day. And is proud of this shit. Recommends it as if HUMANS have that kinda ability or time.That is no one's life. F**king Jamie isn't a real life person man. Put him in The Simple Life he'd crap a ton.

Like we get it man. You have enough free f**kin time to do all this shit and still sleep. You have no life. F**k off Bower. Get over yourself.

Oh, okay. My bad. You do say oui oui :)

So did Tom a couple times he's f**king british

It is a good movie!
Ibwant youbto see the other two outfits!

Ah oui?

Well, no shit! It's the second coming of the British invasion!!!

Cumming**

Cumming, idk

Fun

Let me know when you see it so I can take them down and if you likevany?

Saw it. Me likey

I'm not goth either. I understand.

Arianna likes that shit

Did you see it?

OUI OUI BAGUETTE

Yes, my mountains. You saw, okay? Can I delete. I don't want anyone else to see!

Sad oui

Do you think anyone else saw?!

Non nobody's awake man

Weeeee agreeeee

What's fun?

Cumming

Maybe it’s a phase,

Hopefully. But alas. Arianna'd a beautiful and intelligent young lady who has the right to enjoy whatever she pleases. So it isn't up to us to say.

I don't mean just by you. Anywhere?!

Oui.

I do feel a little naughty, in a good way that you saw a little

Hey. You didn't mean to.

No shit; Are you for real! Last week when I was sick I only napped when the NyQuil knocked me out! I'm not too big so I took half a dose, and it kicked my butt!

Jaime can't f**kin relate bc he's so f**kin special / sarcasm

Oui cumming ;)

Love cumming!

Me too!

To what? Sorry too many replies hava

Definitely NOT overrated, and should never be!

Never will be man.

I don't know because you're right. Too many, easy to get confused here

Maybe we should just keep it DM?

I'm okay wherever your okay :)

I'm ok wherever just get confused is all

Trying to find a block thats not red...
I can't believe you are sending me this stuff. Yeah no! Not my style

Not anyone's except edgy goths and artists

Really
*All giddy*

I suppose there's a cup of tea for everyone but I'm not a goth I been depressed enough in my life man

Aww, spoken as a man in love.

Thanks. I love

🤍

I love my my playful cowboy ;)

Thank yuuuuuu

*Ooh, just noticed that YOU smiled and licked my dripping cum*
*My head is racing with thoughts of that now*
*I rub my legs together and squeeze my thighs tightly and now I am doing kegels, everything throbbing and wet*

*pokes his nose between and stimulates your clit somemore*

*Smiling sweetly*

*smiles back*

*I open my legs wider and grab him by the head and moan with delight, as my clit throbs for him*

*Tom eats u out*

*and as a good sub, I continue to let him!*

*Tom moans into your pussy*

Not bad, too big or small, which outfit?
Can I delete it now,

PERFECT! Oui delete

Thank you, I did. I couldn't find it at fiest and my hands started to shake haha

Ah sorry

Is it to your liking?

*takes a huge deep inhale and paused yells out with all his breath* OUIIIIIIIII

Don't be sorry. I just got nervous 😂

Tis fine I would too! Haha

*blushing and smiling softly*

*smiles warmly*

Oui oui baguette

Oui oui baguette

Cowboy, I wish I get help you sleep. Pinky promise if either of us find a solution, we'll share it with one another. Or, I will be masturbating every night for the rest of my life! But at least I have my girls to keep me company, my breasts!

hey hey trick I taught myself in secondary school. Get a calculator. Type out 5318008 and turn the screen upside down it says boobies

Hey, *of course I do it*
I do anything you type ;)

Haha

I'm a light sleeper too

Sorry.

Second outfits better the mountain one

Okay. Then that one it shall be.
They had a lotvof stuff, but avlot of it is not my style. Sorry

Tis alright. You look wonderful.

Aww, thank you. That is so sweet of you to say 🤍

Thank yuuuuu

Thank you.

No thank yuuuuuu

*dripping in my cum, and now smiling sweetly and blushing too*
*thank you, really*

*smiled at the cum and licks it*

Seriously

Oui

It's okay, sweet cowboy * smiling softly*

*smiles warmlt* thanks man

I agree

Besides that, I've not napped in years!

But like. Dude is never home. No time to nap riiiiiight? Naps anyway. Plane. Trane. Subway. Metro. Limo. On set on break. Fuuuuuuck.

I was hoping to give you a chuckle!
Get any good runs today?

Yeah down the devil's whatever it is I forgot it was hell

I know you are not camping!?

No man we're in a cabin. Made myself my childhood favourite. Mashed potato sandwich. But man. Cabin walls? Thin as paper. Even though they're wood. Go figure.

Come on, you didn't have fun!? You must be getting better each time you ski...

Yeah I'm getting better. Only fell on my face once today and rolled over like a cartoon snowballing down the hill. Wasn't even steep. But I almost got to the top and rolled over all the way to the bottom and had to start the f**k over

I remember you saying that yesterday, but then you said wind and...?
Spunds like a treat. Especially after eating cardboard :)

Ah oui twas a delight.

I've never heard of it :)

My mum used to make it. It's her recipe.

Q: what kind of a person has over 200 f**king WAHH pedals for guitar
A: A CRY BABY

*gasps softly with a sly smirk*
The Jamie guy...

Frustrated oui

No sleep cowboy?

2 hours, interrupted ofcourse

F**CK that guy!
To make you smile
Here's a silly joke:
How did the hipster guy burn his tongue?

He sipped his coffee before it was cool :)

HAHA BLOODY LOVE IT

Don't be a frustrated cowboy :(

Ok mum

Hopefully by your gif... :)

Non. By the f**king wind

That's F***king hysterical!

Ah thanks haha

Look what I found for you, cowboy
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yGXgca6Fg4U

Awww!!! Heartwraming

HAPPY 1 YEAR THEATEICAL ANNIVERSARY OF THE THESTRICAL RELEASE OF HUNGER GAMES PREQUEL BITCH!!!!!!!

ThecJaime guy?! Isn't that unprofessional?

Well on break he can do whatever her wants but like I try to squeeze naps too but either I can't sleep or have weird ass dreams or get woken up by noises. Imma light sleeper

Aww, I understand. I'm a light sleeper too!

Light sleeping"s no joke man

Prolly because Jamie's a vampire alright just not the kind he thinks he js. He sucks the sleep out of people and takes it all for himself. Bastard

I mean, it's cool to re-watch something and in my current situation... *sigh*
How can I forget.

That's great! The first time I made it down, I was so happy and I jumped up abd fell flatbon my face haha
No way! Why? Where'd she go, that she just left yiu there haha

Me too :)

Nooooo! *sigh*

Awww, maybe blonde is her thing or phase!

Thank you. I'd like to think so. Like I said Tim blonde as Snow I can see for the part, but not my thing, blonde men.

I now she's a singer and remember her being winey, but maybe I'll give her another shot!

Seems like it.
I made you something, it's funny and silly *smiling*

Okay, so she's definitely not whiney anymore. I know this song and I likevit but didn't know it was her. Saw Jamie and got out, streaming it now, just the sing though.

I reposted them in a different stream and they're up :)

Well color me happy again! It'll be snowing in my bedroom tonight!

Enjoy the film. And remember. Snow lands on top.

It's awesome! Ski's or snowboard? Nooo, but it has happened to everybody at some point when they are learning. Just have to laugh a bit and like you did begin again :)

Haha yeah I laugh! But I almost made it! Nearly fell backwards and landed on girlfriend but girlfriend skiiiiiiiied away!

No fu**ing way man! Really? I mean I first saw him in the movie and can see that it fit the character, but then when I realized he was not and saw him in the series, there's nothing on this earth that can convince me otherwise.

Sad oui. *nods despondently* Months ago niece got a text by accident. Wasn't intended for her. Probably another friend. I'm talking may or June. Before any of this shit. Eome crap like "did you see the Hunger Games, can't believe he has dark hair he tricked me, imagine if Tom went blonde permanently." F**k man...

Arianna literally be like: *watches ONE thing with an edgy blonde arsehole even if he's bleached* *texts all the girls about how hot the character is and why the actor's better as a blonde*

Noo :(

F**kin ay oui. Blonde fetish man. Can ruin lives.

I've never been attracted to a blonde man. No offense to any of them. Just not my type.

Not offended believe me you've got taste

She even liked him before that... Ariana grande video. Almost is never enough. Don't f**king watch it

Ariana G's a great vocalist. Dangerous woman Acapella? Emotions Mariah cover? Man.

Never intended on it. Is it a good song, is she kind of whiny?

Only on Nickelodeon? She used to be on a kids show from what I understand played a real dolt but as a singer she's excellent. One of Arianna's favourites

Holy crap!

This Jamie dhits gone on long enough

Yes, it's been like tgree days?!

That sucks

Like f**k off bro your not in "The Shadows" your relaxing in a f**king bed prolly just woke up from a f**king NAP https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=2959203884364315&set=a.1483603458591039

That is one ugly man!

I know, I too am a light sleeper.

Sad oui

It's okay, I don't like it, but used to it?

Whatt this about?

Does post nap selfies allot https://www.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10155205887358365&id=100044391520643 Like this isnt so duckin relatable when "his nap was too short" when the lot of us CANT F**KIN SLEEP

Still, does nothing for me, sorry. But I find him from you say obnoxious.

Ah oui rub it in my sleepy ass face why don't you https://i.pinimg.com/736x/22/a6/e3/22a6e3d86724e97d991db39ee6376eb1.jpg bitch

Thinks it's relatable and cute but like... Dude is so priveledged it ain't funny. When I sleep for an hour I'm F**KING GRATEFUL TO JESUS but when Jamie sleeps for an hour it's like "hiiii selfie time imma cute blonde rich goth bitch and imma remind everyone how f**kin edgy and sleepy I am"

What, my breasts?

Oui oui! :3

Well dude, it ain't working!

Ah yes https://i.pinimg.com/236x/9e/79/df/9e79dfcec2aa520d77b791ff8527ec19.jpg because awaking at 5 presumably for a gig is such torture as if NOBODY constantly wakes at 3 2 or even 1 (or even all three in a night) by accident just due to inability to stay asleep

Awwww

Hopefully rest up for later. More skiing? :)

Oui oui baguette?

Oui oui

Crazy, man.

Oui oui baguette

For someone who sleeps as much as he does, like a bad Dr. Seuss rhyme, he looks like crap!!!!!

Bruh im so f**kin sleepy I didn't even catch the rhyme. But motherf**ker jaime could prolly not only see the rhyme but make some Goth edgy analysis or pun about it

Bruh, you made the rhythm. Why can't you sleep?

Still thinking about your magnificent comeback " Bitch I got BANK!" F**king epic,🤣

Thank yuuuuuuuu :3

Cornelius Snow : the ONLY blonde man who knows how to F**K

I have blonde men! However, Tom as Snow is the only blonde man to ever catch my eye! He looks like that would be a true statement!

Arianna thinks Tom was better as a blonde *shakes my head*. She wouldnt say it to his face but shit it's heavily implied

That is beautiful!

It is.

Ah oui... a phase that's lasted since she was a kid with Draco malfoy?? Even in high school tho man... Machine gun kelly? All those f**kers? Also. Saw Fantastic f**kin beasts jk Rowling film. Went to school the next day. Asked legit every f**kin girl if they knew who the Mirror guy was. Wanna guess??????!?! https://youtu.be/kLaEUnI25sw?si=PQ_hniBAn5NottVE

Haha oh shit man sorry! Who the hell k ows

Okay, Listen too much here to answer previous question. I'm lost here now, like you yesterday on the mountain.
When we reply too much herecand the red block shit, and looking for one that isn't red, it's easy to get lost here :(

Ah it's fine. Maybe we should let go for now?

I'm sure everyone tastes good unless they don't eat healthy and somewhat clean.

Hey, do you like fresh peaches?

Love peaches man! Yeah I eat really healthy. Guikty pleasure is chocolate but not every day or anything

Gotta see it! Can't wait

Johnny Depp or the Guy with the ugly mustache... Saw it in the movie theater, but?
Wait is it the Janie guy?

Exasperated oui... Rest of the whole f**kin year. Arianna tried sneak googling him at school. Mates kept asking what she was smiling blushing at her phone about even f**king lied covered it up with panic of the disco guy (not blonde. Good vocalist). One day a girl saw her googling images of f**kin Jamie and asked who's that (saw her from behind Arianna didn't know) Arianna just f**kin Xd out of it like nothing. Hid Jamie forever til around 2 years ago... Now he's her everything

I take it my cowboy is sad :(

Does itvseem to be coming to an end?

F**k no. Legit everyone knew Arianna liked Jamie except Arianna for like a f**kin decade. Deep dark secret. Then Vecna crap... And now he's everywhere. Bam. F**k

I imagine an AU in which Arianna never saw this https://youtu.be/b87dBaL4qI0?si=mAoR16hWjX48PsqB (songs good tho)

It's justva funny meme.
The ones where I really want to post are not loading up?

Why not? NSFW?

Me too.

Me too what man? Again too many replies