W Danny Devito

okay but the dude in the background-

Danny Devito isn't a person, he's Bes.

Wym

The egyptian god

I'm going to need an explanation, cuz I'm stupid as shit right now

I don't like the resemblance

well I do and I'm saying he's a god

Yes thats fair

Also Bes is the god of short people and people who don't meet the beauty standards (The egyptians put it in a way less nice way), while being a very chill protector god and also god of fertility that killed demond by being very ugly and hairy. Like not to be an asshole, but like...

That's so true then
Danny Devito is so Bes

I'm not saying he's like Bes, I'm saying he IS Bes. Just as Jack Black is Dionysus.

OC BRO

Anyways, Trump is Chronus.

Oh fs

I don't think there's an H in Cronus is there?

Idk, in spanish it is Cronos

Huh