dig them out

tear off your skin.

Peel it off

There’s actually a massive colony of arachnids living in your face. They eat dead skin, bacteria and parasites. It’s almost impossible to wash them out unless you melt your face off.

Is that real?

Yup, they’ve been with us for thousands of years, helping us stay clean. It’s also cool that I have millions of tiny spiders working for me for free.

What are they called.

real

Actually they're all over my skin and everything else