Russian Soldier Guy

LIFE IS BUT A DREAM? MORE LIKE LIFE IS BUT A F**KING NIGHTMARE! I GREW UP WITH AVENGED SEVENFOLD IN MY TEENAGE YEARS, THEY WERE ONE OF THE FIRST METAL BANDS I ACTIVELY BEGAN LISTENING TO, AND NIGHTMARE, TO THIS DAY, IS STILL ONE OF THE BEST METAL ALBUM TO ME COME HAIL TO THE KING AND THESE GUYS SHAMELESSLY RIPPED OFF ALICE IN CHAIN, THE ENTIRE SONG OF "SAD BUT TRUE" BY METALLICA, THINKING WE WON'T F**KING NOTICE IT, BUT FINE, BECAUSE AFTER THAT THEY GAVE US THE STAGE WHICH WAS SORT OF A FLOP, BUT AT THE SAME TIME, A RETURN TO FORM, AND WITH A CONCEPT THAT ACTUALLY AGED REALLY F**KING WELL, I WON’T PRETEND TO BE A GENIUS WHEN IT COMES TO REVIEWING MUSIC, OR ANY KIND OF MEDIA IN GENERAL, I DON’T USE FANCY WORDINGS LIKE SOMEONE FROM F**KING LOUDWIRE, OR METALC(S)UCKS, OR EVEN F**KING METAL INJECTION, AND QUITE FRANKLY, I THINK MY REVIEWS SUCK, I DON’T HAVE MUCH FAITH IN THEM, I JUST TYPE WHATEVER COMES TO MY MIND, BUT ONCE IN A BLUE F**KING MOON, A RECORD EITHER MANAGES TO TAKE ME OFF MY FEET WITH HOW GOOD THEY ARE, OR, HOW F**KING ATROCIOUS AND DISASTROUS IT IS, SO COME THE NEW AVENGED SEVENFOLD ALBUM AND ITS QUITE LITERALLY THE WORST F**KING ALBUM THEY COULD HAVE EVER MADE, THIS MAKES HAIL TO THE KING AN ACTUAL 10/10 IN COMPARISON, THERE IS NOT A SINGLE POSITIVE I COULD WRITE ABOUT THIS SHIT, IT WOULD BE LIKE PICKING UP A DOG TURD FROM THE STREET AND TOSSING IT IN THE GARBAGE, AT THE END OF THE DAY, YOU DID SOMETHING FOR THE ENVIRONMENT, BUT AT THE COST OF DIRTYING YOUR HAND WITH LITERAL SHIT. THERE IS 5 FACTORS I TAKE INTO ACCOUNT WHEN IM DECIDING IF AN ALBUM IS WORTHY OF A CERTAIN SCORE, AND THE LIST IS AS FOLLOWS: VOCALS, MUSICIANSHIP, PRODUCTION, LYRICS, AND LASTLY INSTRUMENTS. LET’S START WITH THE VOCALS, BECAUSE OH MY F**KING GOD IT’S NAILS ON A CHALKBOARD, IT’S LIKE SOMEONE IS ACTIVELY TRYING TO BRAINF**K ME THROUGH MY EARHOLE WITH A RUSTY AND MOLDED DRILL, I’D RATHER WALK ON F**KING LEGOS FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE THAN DEALING WITH THIS F**KING VOCALS, WHATEVER THE HELL M SHADOWS IS TRYING TO DO IN THIS SHIT IS NOT WORKING, THE OPENING TRACK HAS SOME REALLY ASS TIER LYRICS (WHICH I WILL GET TO LATER) AND M SHADOWS DOES THE WIMPIEST, SHITTIEST, TIRED, NASALLY AND PROCESSED SCREAMS I PROBABLY EVER F**KING HEARD, THIS MAKES DANZIG IN HIS CURRENT TIME LOOK ACTUALLY F**KING AMAZING IN COMPARISON, THIS MAKES VINCE F**KING NEIL SOUNDS ALMOST AUDIBLE, ALMOST IS THE KEYWORD HERE, BECAUSE THE VOCALS GETS PROGRESSIVELY WAY F**KING WORSE, M SHADOWS CANNOT HIT ANY F**KING RIGHT NOTES, NOR THE HIGHS, NOR THE LOWS, NO IN BETWEEN, NOTHING, THEY ALL SOUND FORCED AND AS IF SOMEONE WAS KICKED IN THE BALLS AND LET OUT THE MOST DESPERATE CRY BUT WITH THE VOICE OF LISA SIMPSON, AND DO NOT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE SINGLES! M SHADOWS’ VOCALS GETS PROGRESSIVELY WAY F**KING WORSE THE MORE THIS ALBUM DRAGS OUT ITS 53 MINUTE RUNTIME, AND IT DOESN’T F**KING HELP THAT M SHADOWS ACTUALLY ADMITTED IN AN INTERVIEW THAT HE AND EVERYONE ELSE WAS HIGH OUT OF THEIR F**KING MIND AND DECIDED “YOU KNOW WHAT? WE SHOULD MAKE THE SHITTIEST MR. BUNGLE RIP-OFF WE CAN WITH NOBODY AND WE LOVE YOU!” NOBODY IS ONE HELL OF A F**KING TITLE BECAUSE I WISH NOBODY HAD TO F**KING WRITE THIS TIRED, PHONED IN, ‘WE HAD TO MAKE MUSIC TO PLEASE OUR RECORD LABEL’ TYPE OF F**KING MUSIC, THIS IS A BAND ACTIVELY PISSING OFF WHATEVER GOODWILL THEY HAD, AND THAT’S NOT EVEN MENTIONING THE F**KING NFT AND “DEATHBAT CLUB” SHIT THEY HAVE GOING ON, THAT IS A TOPIC FOR A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT DISCUSSION, GOING BACK, NOBODY WAS THE FIRST SINGLE, AND THE BEGINNING SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONE SHOVED UP A TUBA IN SYNYSTER GATES’ ASSHOLE AND LET OUT THE LOUDEST FART HE COULD POSSIBLY DO, THE ENTIRE F**KING SONG SOUNDS DISJOINTED AND AS IF IT WAS RECORDED BY A F**KING COVER BAND, NOT A MULTI-PLATINUM SELLING METAL BAND WHO SHOULD HAVE AT THIS POINT DECADES OF EXPERIENCE, LIKE JESUS F**KING CHRIST IN A MAID OUTFIT HOW THE F**K DOES SOMEONE F**K UP SOMETHING THIS HARD?! IT’S FASCINATES ME BECAUSE THIS BAND MADE ONE OF THE BEST ALBUM IN THE FORM OF NIGHTMARE, THEN THEY ACTIVELY F**KING MADE THE MIDDEST MUSIC IMAGINABLE, NOBODY SOUNDS LIKE IT’S WALKING WITH F**KING CRUTCHES, NOBODY IS SO F**KING BAD THAT EVERY F**KING FIBER OF MY BODY IS ACTIVELY TELLING ME TO STOP LISTENING TO THIS, LISTEN TO A BETTER BAND, BUT BECAUSE I AM A F**KING MASOCHIST I SUFFERED THROUGH IT, IT DOESN’T GET BETTER, OH NO IT DOESN’T, SKIPPING TO WE LOVE YOU, WE HAVE THE MR. BUNGLE RIP-OFF THAT WE ALL F**KING LOVED WHEN IT CAME OUT (IF YOU COULDN’T TELL ALREADY, THAT LAST PART WAS PURE F**KING SASS AND SARCASM) WHOEVER THE F**K THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD F**KING SINGLE OR A SONG IN GENERAL TO RELEASE SHOULD BE F**KING FORCED TO LISTEN TO PSYCHOSINNER FOR THE REST OF THEIR LIFE, M SHADOWS TRIES TO DO SOME KIND OF SPOKEN SECTION MID VERSE WITH MORE POWER MORE MONEY MORE WHATEVER THE F**K THE WORD OF THE DAY IS, AND IT JUST SOUNDS WAY TOO F**KING PANDERING, AND THAT IS COMING FROM SOMEONE WHO SUFFERED THROUGH SKILLET’S DISCOGRAPHY AT ONE POINT, IF IT WASN’T FOR THAT I WOULD LEGIT THOUGHT ITS A F**KING PISS-TAKE ON CHRISTIAN ROCK AND METAL AS A WHOLE, ALL IT NEEDED WAS SOME VAGUE “WE LOVE GOD BLAH BLAH BLAH” SO YEAH, THE SPOKEN WORD SECTION THING DID NOT WORK AT ALL, AND YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE DOESN’T WORK? DRAGGING YOUR F**KING SONGS OUT TO 5+ MINUTES! HALF THE F**KING ALBUM DRAGS ON FOR WAY TOO F**KING LONG, AND WHAT DOESN’T HELP IS THE FACT THAT NOTHING ON THIS ALBUM SOUNDS LIKE IT WAS WRITTEN WITH THE MIND OF AN ALBUM, THIS SOUNDS LIKE A DEMO A F**KING NO NAME BAND SHITS OUT ON BANDCAMP OR SOUNDCLOUD, BUT IM GETTING SIDE TRACKED, WE LOVE YOU IS A F**KING SHITSHOW OF EPIC PROPORTIONS, WHOEVER THE F**K THOUGHT THEY SHOULD USE AUTOTUNE TO MAKE M SHADOWS SOUND ROBOTIC SHOULD BE FIRED FROM THEIR JOB, I’M DEAD F**KING SERIOUS, AND GOOD TO KNOW THEY F**KING PLAY F**KING FORTNITE WITH THE AMAZING LYRICS LIKE “MORE SEX MORE PILL BUILD TALL BUILD HIGHER BUILD WIDER” JUST FOR THAT ALONE, F**K YOU A7X, I DESPISE SHITNITE WITH ALL MY F**KING PASSION AND YOU MAKING REFERENCE TO THAT, EVEN UNINTENTIONALLY PISSES ME OFF TO NO END, I’M ALREADY DRAGGING THE POINT OF THE VOCALS SOUNDING SHIT, SO I WON’T EVEN BOTHER TORTURING YOU GUYS WITH THIS ANYMORE, INSTEAD, LET ME TORTURE YOU WITH THE FACT THAT EVERYBODY SOUNDS COMPLETELY F**KING WASTED HERE! SERIOUSLY WHERE THE F**K IS THE COOL SOLOS FROM SYNYSTER?! WHERE IS THE KICKASS AND IN YOUR FACE DRUMMING?! WHY DOES EVERYTHING SOUND SO COMPRESSED?! WHY DOES THIS F**KING ALBUM SOUNDS LIKE THEY RAN OUT OF IDEAS SO THEY TRIED TO DO THE SHITTIEST OF RIP-OFF THEY CAN THINK ABOUT FROM BANDS THAT ARE POPULAR THESE DAYS?! AND WHY, THE F**K, DOES THIS ALBUM SOUND LIKE IT’S BEING PUT THROUGH A F**KING GUILLOTINE ?! EVERYTHING THAT DEFINED THIS BAND IS LONG F**KING GONE, NOTHING IS LEFT HERE, JUST A HUSK, A BROKEN DOWN SHELL OF A BAND THAT USED TO WRITE COOL STUFF, EVEN IF YOU NEVER LIKED THEIR MUSIC, YOU COULD ALWAYS RESPECT THEM FOR PUTTING IN THE WORK, BUT HERE? THE ENTIRE MUSICIANSHIP IS DOWN THE DRAIN, THIS SOUNDS LIKE A BAND ON ITS DEATHBED, THE ENTIRE ALBUM IS JUST NOT FUN TO LISTEN TO, AT LEAST THERE IS ALWAYS SOME REDEEMING QUALITY IN A BAD ALBUM, OR A F**KING EXCUSE WHY IT TURNED OUT TO BE SHIT, BUT “OHH NOOOOO M SHADOWS BLEW HIS VOCALS, THE HORROR!” GUESS WHO ELSE F**KING BLEW HIS VOCALS OUT? MATT HEAFY FROM TRIVIUM, AND WHAT DID HE DO? DESPITE NOT BEING ABLE TO SCREAM FOR A WHILE, HE MADE SILENCE IN THE SNOW IN RESPONSE, WHERE HE SHOWCASED HIS RATHER NICE SINGING ABILITY, IS THAT ALBUM PERFECT? NO, BUT IT IS AN EXAMPLE THAT DESPITE AN ALBUM BEING AVERAGE, THE SINGING CAN BE A REDEEMING QUALITY OF THAT, SO I WILL NOT, UNDER ANY F**KING CIRCUMSTANCES WILL TAKE “BUT HE BLEW HIS VOCALS OUT HE CAN’T SING LIKE HE USED TO ANYMORE!!!” AS A F**KING EXCUSE WHEN MATT HEAFY AND A LOT OF OTHER METAL VOCALIST F**KING MADE THE BEST OUT OF A BAD SITUATION AND STILL MANAGED TO MAKE DECENT RECORDINGS, ALSO, YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE DOESN’T WORK ON THIS SHITSHOW OF AN ALBUM? MIXING COUNTRY WITH F**KING METAL! IT, LEGIT ANGERS ME TO HEAR COUNTRY IN METAL BECAUSE GUESS WHAT, MOST OF THE COUNTRY SONGS ARE HOT GARBAGE, ALL ME AN ELITIST ALL YOU WANT BUT COUNTRY NOWADAYS SUCKS DONKEY BALLS, MAYBE I’M JUST NOT LOOKING AT THE RIGHT DIRECTION OR THE RIGHT ARTIST BUT WHATEVER BECAUSE IM NOT DONE TEARING THIS F**KING ALBUM 12 ASSHOLES YET! AND THIS SONG IS THE LONGEST ON THE ENTIRE ALBUM, CLOCKING IN AT 7 AND A HALF MINUTES, I AM A FAN OF LONG SONGS, IF THEY ARE DONE RIGHT,OH AND PLEASE EXCUSE ME WHILE I F**KING BASH MY HEAD INTO THE NEAREST WALL I CAN FIND BECAUSE MY F**KING GOD WHOEVER PUT SIREN NOISES IN THE SONG LEGITIMATELY HATES PEOPLES BECAUSE THIS IS F**KING EARRAPE PERSONIFIED, LIKE MY F**KING GOD, LUCIFER HIMSELF IS NOT THIS F**KING SATANIC TO TRY AND PISS HUMANS OFF IN HELL, COSMIC, WHICH IS THE TITLE OF THE SONG, CAN F**K RIGHT OFF SIDEWAYS IN A F**KING FAKE TAXI CASTING AND THEN BLOW WHATEVER THE F**KING DICK IT CAN FIND BECAUSE THIS SONG LITERALLY FACEF**KS ME WITH HOW BAD THIS SHIT IS, AND THAT’S NOT EVEN TOUCHING ON HOW COMPLETELY BORING THE NEXT TRACK IS, I DAMN NEAR FELL ASLEEP FROM IT WHEN I FIRST LISTENED TO IT, IT WAS THE CLOSEST I PROBABLY GOT TO MUSIC ACTUALLY PUTTING ME TO SLEEP FROM HOW BORING IT IS, AND MY GOD I ALREADY TOUCHED ON THE PRODUCTION BUT CAN I JUST ASK WHY DOES EVERYTHING SOUND LIKE ITS AI GENERATED? OH WAAAAAIT, I KNOW NOW, BECAUSE AVENGED SEVENFOLD BECAME NFT BROS! AND F**KING SCAMMING DICKHEADS! SO NO WONDER THEY WANT TO TRY AND CATER TO THE LOWEST COMMON F**KING DENOMINATOR BY PUTTING OUT A SONG THAT MAKES ALL THE NFT BROS AND SHILLS AND RICH COMPANIES CUM FROM THE CASH THEY SEE IN THEIR EYES, ALSO CAN I JUST ASK, HOW DO YOU MAKE PIANO SOUND SO HORRIBLY F**KING BAD? IT’S LIKE SOMEONE JUST GOT A CHEAP SYNTH AND TRIED TO MIMIC HOW PIANO SOUNDS LIKE BUT WITH THE WORST SETTINGS POSSIBLE, SO THAT’S THE VOCALS, MUSICIANSHIP, AND THE F**KING PRODUCTION IN A NUTSHELL, BUT WAIT, THERE IS MORE! IF THAT WASN’T ENOUGH, M SHADOWS DOES HIS WORST POSSIBLE F**KING T-PAIN IMPRESSION ON THE SONG EASIER! ADD THAT TO THE LIST OF WHY THE F**K DOES THIS EXIST: MUSIC EDITION. ANYWAYS, THAT WAS THE ONLY NOTEWORTHY THING I COULD POSSIBLY POINT OUT IN THAT SONG, ASIDE FROM THAT ITS GENERIC IMAGINE DRAGONS-CORE, BUT NOW WE HAVE A TRILOGY OF SONGS IN THE FROM OF G. O, AND D...WAIT YOU EXPECTED ME TO GIVE THEM THE FULL SONG TITLE WITH THE BRACKETS? SWEET SUMMER CHILD, YOU ARE NOT ON A F**KING SIMPLE PLAN FAN GROUP PAGE, ANYWAYS, G IS A F**KING VOIVOD RIP-OFF, IN THE WORST POSSIBLE WAY, DID THEY SERIOUSLY F**KING THINK IM NOT GONNA NOTICE THAT? ITS A LITERAL F**KING VOIVOD RIP-OFF, AND ON THE TOPIC OF VOIVOD, CAN I ASK WHAT THE F**K THIS SHIT HAS TO DO WITH AVANT-GARDE? ARE PEOPLES REALLY JUST GONNA PUT AVANT-GARDE IN EVERY SINGLE F**KING DISJOINTED SHITTY MESS A F**KING ARTIST DOES? BY THAT SAME LOGIC KANYE WEST IS AVANT-GARDE, MACHINE GUN KELLY IS AVANT-GARDE, EVEN F**KING LIL PUMP IS AVANT-GARDE BY THIS F**KING LOGIC, THIS IS THE FURTHEST FROM F**KING AVANT-GARDE, IT’S A FEW PEOPLES WRITING THE SHITTIEST OF F**KING “PROG METAL” IF YOU CAN EVEN CALL IT THAT, AND THEN SELLING IT AS SOME REVOLUTIONARY SOUND WHILE THEY FORGET THAT IMPERIAL TRIUMPHANT HAS BEEN DOING THAT FOR NEARLY 2 DECADES! MY F**KING GOD THIS ALBUM FINDS MORE WAYS TO JUST PISS ME THE F**K OFF!!! ALSO, EVEN MORE SPOKEN WORDS, F**KING KILL ME, BUT SINCE WE ARE NEARING THE END OF THIS F**KING ALBUM HOW ABOUT WE TALK ABOUT JUST HOW SHITTY THE LYRICS ARE? I ALREADY TOUCHED ON HOW F**KING HORRIBLE WE LOVE YOU’S LYRICS ARE, BUT IT’S EVEN WORSE ON SOME SONGS, LIKE COSMIC, WITH SUCH GEMS LIKE “PAIN, IT FOUNDS ITS WAY BACK IN, UNTIL WE MEET AGAIN, INTO THAT GOOD NIGHT” OR HOW ABOUT BEAUTIFUL MORNING? WHERE IT LITERALLY SAYS “HELP ME TO HEAR AND HEAR ME TO SAVE AND SAVE ME BEFORE I'VE GONE TOO FAR LET ME INHALE MY PASSAGE TO HELL WHILE SLOWLY EXHALING THE SCAR” WOW, SUCH INSIGHTFUL LYRICS, THIS IS THE WORST F**KING CLICHED AND GENERIC R/IM14ANDTHISISDEEP TYPE OF LYRICS I EVER SAW, THEN WE GET THIS F**KING AMAZING WORDS ON THE OPENING TRACK “GAME OVER” THAT IS LITERALLY JUST A WORD VOMIT, DON’T BELIEVE ME? THEN LOOK UP TO THE F**KING LYRICS YOURSELF, HALF THE SONG IS JUST M SHADOWS BURPING OUT WHATEVER THE F**KING WORD OF THE DAY IS, “OPEN, BLURRY, NURTURE, LOVING CRAWLING, WALKING, FLEETING, GLORY WELCOME, BROTHER, STRANGER, BLOODY ALLY, TEACHER, RECESS, BUDDY SECRET, TOOTHLESS, FAIRY, PILLOW MONEY, KISSING, NERVOUS, HERO WARMLY ORDINARY, CHANGES, HORMONES, HIGH SCHOOL, THREESOME ROLL CALL, STUDY, LICENSE, FREEDOM NOVICE, FLIRTING, FIRST TIME, LOVER PARTY, FIGHTING, WASTED, SUMMER QUESTIONS, DOUBTFUL, WEDDING, FAMILY HAPPY, EVER, AFTER, DEAD END DAILY ITERATION” THIS IS LITERALLY HALF THE F**KING SONG! ARE YOU F**KING KIDDING ME?! HOW DOES A GROWN F**KING MAN COME UP WITH SUCH A SHITTY SONG LIKE THIS?! “GIVE ME A DELETE BUTTON, DELETE!” YEAH I WISH I COULD F**KING DELETE THIS FROM EXISTENCE! AND YOU KNOW YOU HAVE TO TRULY RUN OUT OF IDEA, WHEN YOU HAVE TO USE GUILE’S THEME FROM STREET FIGHTER AS A SAMPLE IN YOUR F**KING SONG CALLED ORDINARY!!! ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR F**KING MIND AVENGED SEVENFOLD?! DID YOU SERIOUSLY THINK I WON’T F**KING NOTICE IT?! DID YOU SERIOUSLY THINK FOR A FRACTION OF A F**KING SECOND THAT YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH SUCH A BLATANT PLAGIARISM ?! IF I WAS CAPCOM I WOULD F**KING SUE. PLAIN AND F**KING SIMPLE, AND WITH THE ALBUM ALMOST OVER AND MY RAGE RAN OUT...MOSTLY, HOW ABOUT WE TALK ABOUT THE F**KING INSTRUMENT? OH WAIT, THERE IS NOTHING TO TALK ABOUT THERE, BECAUSE THE INSTRUMENTS ARE F**KING DEAD ON THIS ALBUM, AND WHEN IT’S NOT DEAD IT’S F**KING PRETENTIOUS LIKE ALL HELL, TRYING TO SOUND TRIUMPHANT, SOUNDING MOTIVATING, BUT ONLY BEING A GENERIC F**KING FRANK SINATRA RIP-OFF BY THE SECOND TO LAST TRACK DEATH, WHICH IS A FITTING TITLE CONSIDERING THIS BAND IS F**KING DEAD TO ME, THE ENTIRE MIXING IS ALL OVER THE PLACE AND NOTHING BLENDS IN TOGETHER, NOTHING FEELS LIKE IT BELONGS THERE, NOTHING ON THIS F**KING ALBUM IS MADE COMPETENTLY, BUT WHAT THE F**K DID I EXPECTED FROM A BAND THAT TRIED TO CASH IN ON THE PYRAMID SCHEME THAT IS F**KING NFTS? THE F**KING REV, IS ROLLING IN HIS GRAVE FROM SEEING WHAT THIS BAND TURNED OUT TO BE, YOU MADE BAD MUSIC AND THAT MUCH IS F**KING CLEAR AT THIS POINT, I DON’T CARE IF I LOOK LIKE AN ASSHOLE SAYING THIS BUT F**K IT, AVENGED SEVENFOLD DIED WITH JIMMY SULLIVAN, THE STAGE WAS A SIMPLE F**KING FLUKE, THAT AGED ABOUT AS WELL AS A F**KING BIG MAC LEFT IN THE FRIDGE FOR 20 YEARS, AND IM NOT EVEN GONNA F**KING MENTION THE INSTRUMENTAL CLOSING TRACK BECAUSE MY PATIENCE HAS RAN OUT! AND QUITE FRANKLY, F**K THAT BEETHOVEN WANNA-BE F**KING TRACK, IT CAN SUCK MY DICK FOR ALL I CARE. IN CONCLUSION: THERE IS NO F**KING CONCLUSION! THIS SHIT F**KING SUCKS HORSE DICK! LIFE IS BUT A DREAM? MORE LIKE LIFE IS BUT A F**KING NIGHTMARE! DID THEY SERIOUSLY THINK THEY CAN GET AWAY WITH THIS SHIT AGAIN?! IT DIDN’T WORK WHEN THEY F**KING RIPPED OFF METALLICA AND WHAT NOT ON HAIL TO THE KING! AND IT SURE AS HELL DIDN’T WORK TO BE A F**KING MR. BUNGLE T-PAIN VOIVOD CAPCOM WANNA-BE JACKASSES! AVANT-GARDE? WHERE THE F**K IS THE AVANT-GARDE!? THIS IS THE FURTHEST THING OF AVANT-GARDE! JUST BECAUSE IT’S A F**KING MESS IT DOESN’T MEAN ITS F**KING AVANT-GARDE JUST IN THE SAME VEIN AS NOTHING IS F**KING NINTENDO-CORE JUST BECAUSE IT HAS MIDI OR 8-BIT TUNES IN THEM! GAME OVER IS A F**KING AMAZING TITLE BECAUSE I WISH THIS F**KING ALBUM WOULD HAVE ENDED RIGHT ON THAT STUPID SONG, MATTEL IS ALSO A FITTING TITLE BECAUSE THIS IS A F**KING BAND TRYING TO MAKE THEIR BAND A F**KING BRAND IN THE SAME WAY KISS OR METALLICA IS A F**KING BRAND AT THIS POINT, I WISH NOBODY WOULD HAD TO GO THROUGH THE F**KING SUFFERING THAT THIS SHIT IS, WHEN DID PEOPLES F**KING STANDARDS WENT DOWN THIS MUCH?! I CANNOT FOR THE LIFE OF ME UNDERSTAND HOW THE HELL DOES THIS ALBUM HAVE SUCH A HIGH AS F**K RATING WHEN F**KING METALLICA’S BLACK ALBUM IS RATED LOWER THAN THIS SHIT!!! AND CAN I JUST ASK WHO THE F**K DOES THIS BAND LOVE SO MUCH? ME?? WHO THE F**K IS ME?! WHO THE F**K IS WE?! I DON’T SEE ANYONE I KNOW F**KING ACTING LIKE RABID DOGS OVER SOMETHING AS SHITTY AS THIS, I RATHER DRINK MY OWN PISS AND CUT MY VEINS BEFORE I EVER F**KING CLASSIFY MYSELF AS WE OR ME OR YOU BY THIS BAND, IF I COULD I WOULD F**KING STEAL A SPACEX ROCKET AND SEND THIS F**KING ALBUM INTO COSMIC WITH THE HOPES OF THIS SHIT MELTING INTO THE SUN FOREVER, I WANTED TO HAVE A BEAUTIFUL MORNING BUT AVENGED DICKFOLD DECIDED TO F**KING RUIN IT FOR ME, IT WOULD BE SO MUCH F**KING EASIER TO JUST BE LOBOTOMIZED INSTEAD OF PAYING ANY F**KING ATTENTION TO THIS BAND ANYMORE, BUT SINCE THEY ARE MAINSTREAM, HERE I AM BITCHING AND MOANING LIKE A F**KING BITCH IN HEAT FOR A MONKEY TO F**K, HOPEFULLY THAT F**K WOULD BE MUCH BETTER AND IT ACTUALLY HITS THE G SPOT INSTEAD OF HUFFING AND PUFFING LIKE A PUSSY FROM GETTING TIRED AFTER 2 MINUTES, I HAVE A NEW FOUND RESPECT FOR ORDINARY MAN BY OZZY BECAUSE WHILE ITS NOT HIS BEST MATERIAL, AS WELL AS EVEN HIS LATEST ALBUM, I CAN RESPECT HIM FOR STILL MAKING THE MUSIC HE LOVES INSTEAD OF PHONING IT IN LIKE AVENGING SEVENF**KTARDS DID WHILE ALSO PLAGIARIZING THE SHIT OUT OF EVERYTHING, THIS BAND IS F**KING DEAD TO ME, DEATH MUST HAVE SWUNG AT THEM WHEN THEY HAD THE GUTS TO MAKE HAIL TO THE KING, I WISH THIS WAS REALLY JUST A DREAM, THEN AGAIN, LIFE IS NOTHING BUT A F**KING DREAM BECAUSE DEAR F**KING GOD I WISH THERE WAS AN ALTERNATIVE UNIVERSE WHERE I LIVE AND THIS ALBUM DOESN’T EXIST THERE! I WISH I COULD F**KING AVENGE THIS ALBUM IN SEVEN WAYS AND THEN JUST FOLD IT UP LIKE A NEWSPAPER SO MY DOG CAN TAKE A GIGANTIC F**KING SHIT ON IT BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE LESS F**KING DISGUSTING THAN TOUCHING THIS PIECE OF DIARRHEA WITH A 10 FOOT POLE, F**K M SHADOWS, F**K SYNYSTER GATES, F**K EVERYONE WHO WORKED ON THIS ALBUM, F**K YOU, F**K THE CRITICS FOR ALLOWING THIS SHIT IN MUSIC, F**K THE NFT BROS F**K THE FANS FOR HAVING SUCH A LOW STANDARD TO HAVE THE GUTS AND RATE THIS HIGHER THAN THE F**KING BLACK ALBUM! BY MOTHER F**KING METALLICA!!! AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST, F**K, THIS, ALBUM! I RATHER HAVE AN EAGLE CLAW MY EYES OUT, I RATHER HAVE SOMEONE STICK THEIR DICKS IN MY EARHOLES BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE LESS OF A BRAINF**K THAN THIS SHITTY EXCUSE OF A MUSIC! NOT A SINGLE F**KING PIECE OF ALCOHOL COULD NUMB THE PAIN I FEEL AFTER LISTENING TO THIS SHIT INDUCING ASS LICKING BALLS SUCKING DICK CHEWING CUMSTAIN OF A F**KING PUSSY OF AN ALBUM LISTEN TO LITERALLY ANY OTHER ALBUM! LIKE I DON’T KNOW……..TERRASITE? YEAH THAT ONE IS A GOOD ALBUM, LISTEN TO THAT ONE INSTEAD, AS FOR THIS ALBUM? IT’S THE WORST ALBUM OF NOT JUST THIS YEAR! BUT THIS DECADE! 0 OUT OF F**KING 5