My mom caught me watching animated porn of eminem; I need to be completely upfront… I was doing my normal routine of masturbating to master shady. I was like 10 strokes in and my mom was banging on my door I stood up and tried to pull up my pants but my boner was so erect that my dick bumped into my desk and i fell back and rolled under my bed and then my mom came in and saw the animated porn of Eminem getting railed by Dr Gay ( Dr. Dre ) and she called my dad and told him they are having a divorce. I waited for my mom to leave and then I called her and told her that my computer was hacked by the notorious hacker known as 4chan and she told me I am a waste of space and now I have been living in a homeless shelter for about a week now.
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