trust me this one is better

You’re on a path in the woods

And at the end of that path is a cabin

and in that cabin is a princess

You are here to slay her

Backstab

And that's when a fairly placed crit rocket gets you :)

i dont play tf2 but ik a lot

When you go to save to princess but she says she's a strong independent woman who doesn't need the help of a man:

[image deleted] Instead of saving the princess, go after the money.