you look like if caseoh got a gender change surgery but they only thing they did was move the fat from his belly to the rest of his body, then proceed to give up half way through only for you to wake up looking like a overgrown tomato ready to burst open form pressure and a slight human touch because you the "hate" and stress your body is under due to the lack of proper procedure

DAYUM

I can produce more now, but I'm saving them for something that doesn't look like jabba the hutts ex wife

Oh god

DAAAAAAMMMMMNNNNNNNN

Do I even need to?

Is this actually you?

Ummm. no. I'm not related to Jabba the Hutt.

Ok

Can't try to roast you, won't fit in the oven.
Even if I did, there is a high chance a grease fire would break out

Bruh, how will I roast you, you have your own gravitational pull that destroys the oven.

Looks like you got plastic surgery with 3 grapefruits

bros head shaped like the pyramids in egypt

Thats actually you?

You built like Constance Nebbercracker from Monster House

I would, but you would break my bbq

where do i begin? theres just so much.

You begin by writing something other that a stupid question.

“Other than that a stupid question”

Your grammar makes my vegetable son look like a genius.

That would be a typo, (spelling) not a grammar issue. If your son is a vegetable, I can see where he gets it.

That’s a fair argument. Have a good day

She wasn't 2 steps ahead. She was 3 steps behind

I can't see the pic. The website says the image file is too big to load on my computer.

who poured you into that cardigan?

You have something on your 6th chin