Red vs Blue - Which One When Sick

I am neither fast enough to snatch both pills nor strong enough to hold both after a workout

Aw, ladt night you said you were too strong when the phon fell. I'm trying to figure out if both will do the trick for me or cancel each other out

Or just take neither because you fall asleep befit you can make up your mind, If your me

I think you're right, maybe NyQuil after the show. Miss my exercise and today I had coffee!

Love coffee. Today was pumpkin spice latte day... trenta size man of course

Me too. None yesterday :(
Today stayed in and made my own espresso.
Man, I know you need it, but possibly a reason why you don't get enough sleep?

I miss Starbucks, none since Friday!

Your really taking one for the team man

Tried unsuccessfully to watch The Thomas Crown Affair today with Pierce Brosnan, but NyQuil won the day it was a TKO

AND GOLY F**KING SHIT MAN I SET THE F**KING REMOTE ON THE F**KING TABLE BUT I KNOCKED JT TO THE FICKING FLOOR AND AGAIN OUUTTA F**KIN LYSOL BECAUSE I WAS TOO F**KING TIRED TO HAVE ANOTHER SHOWER SO I GOT DUCKIN NAKED AND APRAYED BY WHOLE ASS F**KIN BODY WOTH THE F**KIN LYSOL AND FINISHED IT AGAIN NOW I GOTO DOOR DASH MORE F**KIN LYSOL AND WHILST I FO THAT I HAVE TO SIT THROUGH THE F**KING MOTHER F**KING HORIZON SHIT SHOW FILM AND WITH MY F**KING LUCK,,, IT JUST F**KING STARTED AND JAMIE F**KIN ARSEHOLE VECNA JACELAND BOWER ISNT F**KING DEAD YET. IM IN THE LOWEST KEVEL OF HELL PURE HELL

Holy hell! How did you knock it down if it was on the table!?! Was it with your dick!?
Whyyyyyyy?????
I don't understand why you are being tormented, this is horrible!!!
Don't they sell it there, buy two!!! Does David have some Lysol?
WTF!?
Wait, why did you Lysol yourself? Did you roll onto the floor?
What are you doing?!
Ohhh shit! If I was not buzzing on NyQuil and closer I would bring you some!

Haha my dick is tired. Nah man I went to reach for my f**kin coffee and knocked down the remote. David came w Lysol. Couldn't stay though has to go work on a project. Thanks for the offer man.

Hope all is well now :)

It is thanks man. Thanks for keeping a positive vibe

Guess I should go to the hotel gym and work this shit out

Awww, last workout today?

Who knows

Damn

*Shrug*

You must have a lot of stuff to work out, or a lot on your mind

I do man. Thanks for keeping me grounded. Don't know what I'd be doing without your wisdom, kindness, humour, words of encouragement, and your loving heart. Thanks for everything, man. I mean it.

Maybe you'll have a mountain view at the gym :)

But sports bras are the worst kind from a guys pov, you can't see anything!

Dreamt about baguette!

Food or dick

Almost there. Would have been if not for NyQuil!

Right! And how did Die hard come on?

Aw shit haha!

Sorry!

Well personally speaking they keep everything tight so I can get a more effective workout. Never thought of it from your perspective, but true! Haha hey, we don't really get to see anything much of a guy, unless he has a nice butt!

Ah that makes sense. hehe hey, guys don't need bras! Tom Blyth has a nice ass though, heard he's been keeping it swole

I told you, I love a nice ass, man he is something else, one great looking man, for sure!

Wait til you get to S2

🤣 True

Right? Haha sometimes these days if I can't sleep I do a light workout to tire myself out and then I go out like a f**kin light

Hopefully man

🤍

Oui oui baguette

If you don't get Lysol tonight, after the gym shower and Jacuzzi and stick the remote back in your underwear for safe keeping. Bonus, you'll know where it is. Another idea is stick it, the remote in the pillow case, you know one of the extra pillows

That remote isn't coming anywhere near the dick again man. Last time it happened... F**kin buzz buzz buzz . Not in a sex toy way. In a bee way. Yeah I'ma in the Jacuzzi man. Bubbles feel good. Love the pillowcase idea. Gonna try it

Hits that spot!

Got chu saying OUI OUI BAGUETTE

Man, you just don't know

Haha guess I don't wanna know then haha

In all seriousness. I'll respect your privacy man

Had me begging for it! Took me

Took you?

I told you some of it... Definitely hit all the right places!

Awesome

I did tell you about some of it

Ah yes sorry. Just got to it.

Definitely dick!

Oui oui baguette

The Jacuzzi or the remote idea?

Both haha jacuzzi bubbles are everything a tired cowboy needs zzz

Sweet, enjoy

Haha it works so far!

Anytime, I didn't do anything :)

I crashed because of the NyQuil and had a crazy good dream

Aw haha! Glad you had a good dream..
My last dream was some whacked out shit man! Drempt I went to a big ass farm but the only animal on the farm was a pig. Then for some odd reason I drempt I spoke with said pig about The Great Gatsby, discussing the book vs. the film. I argued for the book, yet the pig spoke in DiCaprio's voice and argued for the film. Eventually I gave up and left. Rode a narwhal out of there and into the ocean

I agree about the workout! Best workout ever!!

Oui!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Great minds think alike! Something else we agree on!
Oui oui

That's sweet! I am multi orgasmic and even though it was a dream, it was one hell of a workout in my head!

Best kinda workout if you ask this cowboy

Crazy, it was him in my dream! It was primal and I woke up hot wet sweaty and I swear I came! That's only ever happened once before, in a dream

Rumour has it, Tom Blyth can make a girl multi cum aswell

I was looking at how his hair touches his neck and my mind was drifting probably because of the medicine then it began to get real soft, kissing touching and caressing devouring each other, he and I I slid my fingers up under the nape of his neck and ran them through his hair and pulled him towards me, we got into heated game of diving down on one another. Afterwards, as he pulled me by the hair and slapped my behind, he turned my body towards the bed and took control and took me, made me beg, teased me and we just had some very hot sex. It was multi orgasmic! There's more to it, but best sex dream ever!

Oh nice! See? Just because you're alone doesn't mean, you can't feel good. Sounds like a blast. Haha Tom Blyth likes hair pulling too... Sound sweet

Even better!

Thanks man

Sleep well cowboy

Thanks man. Gotta do skip rope

Sounds cool, love it! Mine are almost always strange otherwise I don't remember them. I woke up out and took a deep breath. It seemed so real and somehow Die Hard was on? Not what I was watching. My dream seemed too real. It felt real and everything. It was crazy, like all the feelings it's only ever happened once and I can't believe it!

Haha I have weird dreams too! Hey it's okay. I just hope your dream wasn't bad.

Watch out for the tusk!

It could pierce my dick if it weren't already

Enjoy your rope skipping
Nice, prince Albert?!

Thanks. Apadravya piercing.

Book is better, great movie though. Do you crave pork...!

Oui I crave any and all real food items including but limited to pork and beans

My dream was a sex dream! It was so hot, damn, it seemed so real that I woke up wet!

Uhhhh, bro?

Enjoy the film, great film. OH HOKY SHIT GUESS WHAT THE F**K IS ON HBO-

I didn't get to see it. I'm in cowboy mode now.
What?!

W**reizon