Royal Highness

Hahhahaha. Cackling. Fell asleep with the f**kin bee movie and dreamed I was a f**kin bee and I stung Jamie Bower in his flat ass

Hahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Jamie has no ass. Watch Shakespeare thing. If you have the stomach for it

Well, I do not!!! However, if they sting someone they die

Ridding the world of jaime is a good cause for. Abee

Hahahaha, I am totally on board with that, because then you would not send me any more of that shit!

That's hysterical!!!

F**k vecna

To the highest power ( remember math)
I was going to say squared but definitely more

Oui haha

I thought since you said you were from England that you would appreciate

For a minute I thought you said f**king a bee 🤣 no pun intended but you do know that if a bee stings someone they die, meaning the bee dies. I know because of watching the movie, I was like ( and mind you, inny head because of my children) fuuuuuck is that real? So, I Googled it and that shit is true! I would miss you if you were a bee and stung his ass because you would die :(

Dude f**king a bee is beestiality. It'd be worth it though for that Vecna freak. Haha true bee fact though, pretty bunbeelievable

Awwwww, are you missing her?

Oui :-)

And now, you are happily missing her?

Oui oui baguette

Elaborate, previously said and missing and now happily missing. Wtf am I missing here?

I'm happy bc I have her in my heart and phone.

That is truly beautiful ❤️ What if your gf finds the pictures she'll brake your dick off!

Gf likes Arianna man. Good artist respects a great artist

I thought it was implied that she was an artist, my bad

Not a drawing artist

Oh, I get it. Not a drawing artist

Yeah oui.

Sweet, your gf is an artist too? So cowboy won't be having to delete crush pics...

She can't draw for shit

Tis better than not having her at all.

Oui oui baguette indeed.

I wanna buy her a moo Deng for Christmas

What if she doesn't want one and only wants you, but you're taken, then like sad cowboy there would be a sad Arianna too much sadness going ouiround then!

Everyone wants a moo Deng. Moo Deng makes the world a happier place much like Arianna so it would be happy times dos

Okey dokey pokey. Like you pokey de remote :)

Wish I had the remote it's still on da floor and I'ma out of lysol

Man, my feet are always cold and I'm cold, now I need a cold ass shower! Hot and sticky that was sexy

Bee movie is NOT F**KIN SEXY MAN

I never said it was

I'm so happy to hear that I am not alone who brings Lysol to a hotel. Man, I spray everything in there!

Man hotels are unsanitary man. https://www.forbes.com/sites/laurabegleybloom/2020/08/31/dirtiest-places-hotels/ You think cumming on the remote is a lot? I'm a breeze compared to shit that happens

So are you. Smart man young thug, G and a cowboy!

Real G https://youtube.com/shorts/rcwaKk4bC9Q?si=x2o4rRAI3tuGFK5F

I am aware, I have been taking that shit to hotels my entire life and my Mom did it when I was little

Smart women man.

I read that when it came out 🤣

You a smart g

Lysol stinks man I hate Lysol between the remote and the phone and my phone and my sock the whole room stinks of lysol

I wish I could give you some to use
Thanks it means a lot cuming from you bee my friend 😋

I wan Lysol that smells of coffee

Lysol stinks man I hate Lysol between the remote and the phone and my phone and my sock the whole room stinks of lysol

Hmmmm, then you might drink it, but yeah, I'd be down with that.

Barry the bee is on a f**kin windshield talking to a f**kin mosquito about going to Alaska and dead bugs and some shit I'm in hell

That mosquito is Chris Rock. So am I because I don't have what I want

F**k Chris rock

No thanks, not my type

Then maybe this is

Maybe this is https://youtube.com/shorts/O9XWJKktAkQ?si=O3v_QpTcMnN8k5m1

Oof, for the love of God and all that is holy No!!!!!!!!!

Oui

Question, kind of personal, but by now all gloves off.

Socks sock

What?

Socks suck. They fall off my feet and my feet are big and my feet are cold and the breeze from the AC when it kicks in hits my soles and tickled my feet

Get the blanket or another pair of socks. You know what they say about guys with big feet....

Balnkets on the floor man. There's like an inch of blanket on the bed. Threw it off when sock came off and that wayyynto much shit to Lysol

No f**kingvway, do you?!

Non

Something else we agree on.

Oui

What's with the sock?

Sock fell on the floor. Fell asleep during bee movie. Dremt I was a bee. Rubbed feet together beecause I was a cold ass bee okay. Rubbed the sock clean off and my foot got cold and that's how I woke up. That and a Jamie screaming bloody murder on the frekicng movie

That sucks!

I remember, but I also forgot for a millisecond.

I'm sad for you

I'm a cowbee

You are a funny sleepy cowboy bee

Oui oui bagueteyyr

It's a miracle that you are not in the floor!

My foot touched floor and I used the last. Lysol on my foot

How do you function?! What will you do when you need to get out of bed, fly?

Gimp my ass over to da shower and take a fickin shower

Yeah, but as you gimo your ass in there remember that your feet need something to get into. Slippers sandals something

Gon order single-use slippers from room service they ain't fuzzy they ain't comfy but they be SHOOOOOOOOOPES

Did you ever hear of Brand New Day Mango (up your alley) and Hibiscus Lysol, not so bad or even Lavender, but the former is better

Non

Well, it doesn't stink like the one you have. Kinda okay really

True.

Oui

Oui baguette

Great! On the plus side, since they'll already be on the floor, two things 1) your dick won't get stuck in it, and 2) they will already be on the floor. So, bam killing two birds with one stone.

Or maybe I just won't get up today. Today started with bee crap continued with Lysol crap Vecna crap maybe I'll just not workout you know give my muscles a rest and jus watch the bee movie for 24 f**kin hours

Well, the remote will fall again. Is it still on the floor, you'll need to get the door either way you are up and since you are being held hostage, starved and tortured, sure, stay in and instead of feeling the burn, feel the sting of bee ing there with the movie.

Remote is still on the floor remember I'm outta duckin lusol