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I know, there's no such thing as too big, mountain man!
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OK now I'm wide awake
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I couldn't resist, I thought I'd give you a present, but I couldn't find your curly haired girl mermaid anywhere?!
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Cowboy is sad
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Aw, why. I don't want to see my cowboy sad
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I'm a happy cowboy when I think of Arianna
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Love this meme!
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Me too
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I mean the Tom cat meme
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I love tom
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I do too. In my case, I love both Tom's🤣
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Me too man. Tom Blyth is a real g
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If you're still in Nola I notice that every time it's evening (like how werewolves turn,) you become my gangsta cowboy ;)
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Janet?! Oh man DID YOU BLOODY SEE HER AT THE DAMN SUPER BOWL 2004!!!!!!! MAN!
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Yes, do you know that is the reason for YouTube being invented!
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Love her. That's the way love goes, is a great song. She has a great catalog of music!
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Great dancer too
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What mountain man doesn't k ow that
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About the boob tube, YouTube thingy🤣
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Definitely a great dancer
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Oui man. I got 19 Gs with me today. Earlier. Every single one knows. Youtube = Janet in da housss
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So everyone was grooving to Janet because I thought you said it is Rap that you are working out to.
Everyone in da houses
You and your crew seem like a crazy fun bunch. If you were here, and I wasn't sick. I'd invite you all for dinner and a few drinks and we would party and get you singing your rap with David on the Bonaok or the big karaoke machine!
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Oui oui baguette my g
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It's Ms. Baguette if your nasty
Like Janet Jackson
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I bet he is! He's definitely a fine specimen of the male human species!
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did you say sexy eyes and lips?
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I did, but you like to prank me. And I don't know what I'm in for...
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Here I go, down the rabbit hole!
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That is one hot picture. You could get lost in those eyes forever. *Deep sigh* he is really sexy and what the heck is he biting off!? Probably, we'll... I can't say here. It's a sexy thought 🥰
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Oh, these eyes?

Haha... Tom was probably thinking of a girl like Arianna with that one. They Don't know each other but she's totally his type
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Dude, I am trying to get better 😂 are you wanting to me to vomit!
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Too bad it can't self destruct like Mission Impossible
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do you 2 know what memechat is?
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If it's a Gangsta u want it's a Gangsta ull get homey
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There are those sexy eyes and lips I told you about! Look at him he's a sexy man, he is though.
Oui oui baguette
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We workout yo rap but like some of everything man. Also rap time

Yo, Tom Blyth, he’s a real real freak,
Ballin so' hard, got the whole scene weak.
Snow in the game, bringin the heat,
Slick like a fox, can’t accept the defeat.

Whippin' through the K, like a legend,
Thug moves, got the whole world questionin'.
Billy the Kid, with a British twist,
Chasin’ dreams, can’t nobody resist.

(Chorus)
Freaky G, he’s the one to see,
Flexin’ on Arianna livin’ wild and free.
Tom Blyth, on the grind, ballin' supreme,
In the Hunger Games, he’s livin’ the dream.

(Verse 2)
You be talkin’ smack, but they can’t compete,
Tom’s got the style, bringin’ that heat.
In the D, we know how to flex,
With the grit and the grind, you know what’s next.

Came from the struggle, now he’s on the rise,
Got that fire in his eyes, no surprise.
A sexy freak, breakin' all the rules,
Steppin' on the scene like he owns the tools.

(Chorus)
Freaky G, he’s the one to see,
Flexin’ on these bitches, livin’ wild and free.
Tom Blyth, on the grind, ballin' supreme,
In the Hunger Games, he’s livin’ the dream.

(Bridge)
Flippin’ scripts, takin' no L’s,
Thug life, tellin’ tales like a rebel’s spells.
In the spotlight, he’s makin’ moves,
Tom’s the name, it’s the life that he proves.

(Outro)
So here’s to Tom, the sexy G,
Blyth’s the king, y’all just wait and see.
With that swagger, he’s runnin’ the show,
Freaky with style, everybody knows!
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Okay now. You guys have outdone yourselves with the chorus, verse 2, bridge, outro. That D though! Lots of smack about Tom's D. Imagine him listening to this man! 🤣
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Tom's a pretty chill g he'd love it maaaan
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Dude, I hope so. Personally, I love it! I don't know, but hey you never know, if anything he'd be grinding those sexy hips like in the video.
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GIRLFRIEND AGAIN? GIRLFRIEND BE RUINING MY LIFFEEEEE
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I literally gasped. I thought she's your college sweetheart! What happened?
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Okay, second shot of whiskey is nice and warm, definitely better than NyQuil!
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But she's not tall and she doesn't have curls or glasses and she can't draw and she can't sing and she's not a badass and she's not arianna
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I didn't see it all yet. I remember you like all kinds of music, are you still on meds? Are you making this up or are you with your friends. Someone needs to look after you all, you guys and gals I don't know what your crew or homies are compromised of but you all seem like a blast!
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David's the lyricist man. I just do the rap in his mic were a team man! Hahaha just for funsies. Were not real rappers man. It's mostly guys here haha but sometimes they bring their gfs.
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You guys must be having a blast!
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I'm ready to sing this one, here I go!
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We are man! Finally still sore but not too sore to BUST A MOVE!
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Man, I can't tell you how happy I am to hear that! That's awesome cowboy! Bust one for me
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Oh SHIT!!! uh umm m hmm
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Oh shit what?!
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Well Arianna and Tom are both beautiful people okay. If she doesn't love me she'd love him. They'd be a perfect match
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I think you're a romantic person. If I was your gf, I would kick your ass, unless she gave you a pass. Well, I wonder who she would love. If she already knows you somewhat, then my guess would be you.
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Nothing man
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Why are you freaking out?!
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Don't freak out.
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It's not healthy
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Ayo this one's called In Another Life. From the perspective of Tom Blyth.

Yo, Tom Blyth, the name’s on the rise,
Snow in the game, got that fire in my eyes.
Billy the Kid, yeah, I’m ridin’ high,
But it’s Arianna, girl, you know that you fly.

Modest but fierce, you a badass queen,
Sketchin’ my heart, every line so serene.
In a world full of noise, you the calm in the storm,
Got my pulse racin’, like thunder you warm.

(Chorus)
Arianna, yeah, you my muse,
In this crazy world, you know I refuse.
To let a day pass without showin’ love,
Like I’m ballin’ hard, you fit like a glove.

(Verse 2)
Flexin’ on these haters, they don’t understand,
How you draw me in, girl, like a master plan.
Wholesome love, yeah, we keep it tight,
Like the city lights we shine in the night.

Chillin’ with my queen, we just vibin’ on the scene,
Skippin’ all the drama, livin’ out a dream.
You my partner in crime, we a savage duo,
With the heart of a lion, yeah, we run this show.

(Chorus)
Arianna, yeah, you my muse,
In this crazy world, you know I refuse.
To let a day pass without showin’ love,
Like I’m ballin’ hard, you fit like a glove.

(Bridge)
Bitches wanna hate, but we rise above,
With the power of our art, it’s an ode to love.
Ain’t no need for thugs, just my girl by my side,
In a world full of chaos, you my ride or die.

(Outro)
So here’s to us, keep it real, keep it sweet,
With each sketch you make, you make my heart beat.
Tom and Arianna, yeah, we livin’ our way,
In this rap of love, girl, you’re here to stay.
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Okay, here's my review, it is as follows:
David, great lyrics 👌🏻 not going to lie.
This is the only romantic rap song I know of that exists. There's a lot of love going on.
So, let me get this straight. Cowboy, you like Arianna, right? Then this song is about Tom and now we (meaning you all there,) are pairing her with Tom Blyth... Hmmm, 🤔 she's pure as the undriven snow yet you have her with these two guys. Which one is it supposed to be? Does this girl even know what she does to you? Tom obviously has no clue and is being dragged into this menage a trois? Help me understand. Maybe a second shot whisky will clear things up. Not wanting to go through the trouble of a hot toddy.
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Okay, I will have a sip of water. I was bad, because home alone and we'll. I had a shot of whiskey for my throat. So, now I need water and shall bring one of the microphones to my bedroom so I'm still resting but I shall sing it into my microphone 🎤 hahaha
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And now you have titles too! Wtf! This is c😎😎 l
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Thanks man. We try. Oui oui baguette.
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You guys are awesome. A bundle of baguettes, oui.
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Oui oui oui
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You make me laugh 😂🤣 thanks for making being sick as fun as it can be
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What no baguette man out there for you to find and post 🤣🤣🤣
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Baguette man
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Oh F***"ing ay. Let me see what this shit is!?
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https://youtube.com/shorts/fXTrL24xUOw?si=Sp1hqtfKFuMF04Z6
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Part of your Harem, another one! #1 = GIRLFRIEND, 2 = BILLY, 3 = ANYTHING WITH MOUNTAINS, 4 = MERMAIDS, God knows what else and somewhere there is this poor Arianna!
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No. The opposite. Like I'd love to be with her if I had the chance. Lyrics https://youtu.be/5NUnIEyFGno?si=uqnYIMKa_ypisG4c

Basically Billie likes someone but when the chance to be with them comes up like she gets asked out she nopes out. It's not personal though jsut the way Billie feels, like it's not a desire she has
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I wonder if she feels the same. You'll never know. She may, but like you said. Your girlfriend. There's a life and history. If it's meyto be, than that is what it is. You as everyone does can always crush. Imagine if she did wind up with one of the other guys because you couldn't make a move because you are involved. Crazy shit. She seems to have a thing for British men. I mean they are sexy. Not the other two, but Tom Blyth.
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No man. I can't rank the girlies. I love everyone equally. Girlfriend is , well, girlfriend. Arianna's a girlfriend without being a girlfriend in real life. And Billie is just Arianna with hair dye. They're not items to be stacked in a tier. They're beautiful women. Also. Billie can't be in my harem. She's an ace lesbian
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Awww, you are a respectful cowboy. I'm so happy that you remembered that you have her! Oh, like fantasy football (American) she's your fantasy girl. And I forgot that she was, because I remember that she had a boyfriend and I remember her saying that she was a lesbian, but somehow forgot.
It's sweet that you love them all. You have a big heart!
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British guys rule. Tom's a hottie
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I know of one!!!!!!!
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Don't you dare speaketh a word with her and jamie..Jamie... although if it somehow by some forsaken chance did happen we'd have no choice but to smile because it would mean our beauty is happy.
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I just mean that imagine if...🤯
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Billie. Dated a guy once. Didn't feel him. Loves girls but in theory. Not in practice. Asexual but leans towards women love.
https://youtube.com/shorts/FeuTsSQXFR8?si=H9ijAFoMWOAuQ-Kf https://youtube.com/shorts/FbRQCXHiMrg?si=HNL0bSIEj9JU_BIr https://youtube.com/shorts/QLhKZec6WrU?si=Kyj7fXuOt06ig-fF
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Also. My Future. Billie song. It's about the conflict like when you "like" someone but don't desire to "be" with said someone. Like the conflict of an ace having a crush and having feelings but not willing to act upon
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Like your feelings for the artist?
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Maybe should have stuck with NyQuil, but can't turn back now
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Hahaha, sweet Jesus, I have never been more thankful it's not Jamie!
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Baguette man. https://www.tiktok.com/@lunavsstxrrr/video/7125123892573785387
Hey don't think Jamie's not in on it
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*deep sigh, again* especially since I've been warned here I go
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Here I go here I go here I GO
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Great song!
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Love salt n pepa. Most female rappers have real big mountains. Coincidence? I think not
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🤣🤣🤣 Are you F@#$ing kidding me that is some crazy stupid shit right there!
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Jamie is a dumbarse
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Well shit, I can see that. Tell me something I don't know
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F**k jamie
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No thanks! But I agree with the statement
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Billy.

Yo, Billy the Kid, he a straight-up G,
Ballin' in the West, ain't no lettin' him be.
Cattle rustler, thief, yeah, you know the drill,
Flexin’ on the haters, got that cold-blooded will.

(Chorus)
Don’t f**k with Billy, he’s a thug, a beast,
Got that outlaw life, never gonna cease.
Legends in the dust, forever they’ll see,
Billy the Kid, man, he’s wild, he’s free.

(Verse 2)
Lincoln County War, he was runnin’ the game,
Shootin’ like a sniper, puttin’ fools to shame.
Caught up in the county, thought he’d do his time,
But he broke out swingin’, man, that was prime.

(Chorus)
Don’t f**k with Billy, he’s a thug, a beast,
Got that outlaw life, never gonna cease.
Legends in the dust, forever they’ll see,
Billy the Kid, man, he’s wild, he’s free.

(Verse 3)
Two deputies down, he’s a ghost on the run,
Sherriff Pat Garrett thought he had him, but he fun.
Gangster in the shadows, movin’ slick with ease,
Ain’t nobody stoppin’ when you rollin’ like a G.

(Chorus)
Don’t f**k with Billy, he’s a thug, a beast,
Got that outlaw life, never gonna cease.
Legends in the dust, forever they’ll see,
Billy the Kid, man, he’s wild, he’s free.

(Outro)
So remember his name, he’s the king of the West,
Wild West wild West shove his face in A chest.
Billy the Kid, man, he’s always the best.
Came from the dirt, rose up with that heat,
Got a lovely little lady Tom Blyth wants to eat out
- law forever, his legend won’t cheat.
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Okay, sangvit A is for A$$ or A cup or Arianna
Aww, he'll never cheatvon his gf. That's good!
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Are you all drinking too?;
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A real G never tells.
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Ohh, I will sing Whitney first!
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Have fun!
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I am. Had a brief call and didn't get to sing, but just sung the cowboy, David, Arianna, and Tom Blyth rap
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Hope u had fun!!! Imasleepy ahain
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I did
Weeeeeeeee
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Oui oui baguette
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:)
Yes
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Joe is an art lover
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Well, aren't most people?
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Moo Deng moo moo cow like a cow says moo? Is moondney a hippo or a cow? It's it a cow dress as a jippo? Hippo wants to be a cow? I don't know man
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Man, whaaaat is that. You need to get some nookie from your cookie back home! You know home-made cookie with the baguette
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I miss bread
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Non
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Wow! That's good 👍🏻
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So get this shit man Barry the bee? He be a F**KIN BEE and he wants to use the human race for making honey but honey is sexy man when it drips on the mountains and I get to lick it don't let him win he's a BEE!!!!
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Spoiler alert, he wins!
He beeeee wining
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Now you can hang out, get it 🤣
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My TV is going crazy man it says

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a
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Man, that's the Bee Movie! It's great! Is it on cable? We have the dvds blue rays you name it's a freaking store here
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Man I don't f**kin know I sleep either nude or in my boxers and tonight I was in my boxers but somehow so was the remote I didn't know it but my dick pressed the remote button and now I think the battery died and I can't get rid of the f**kin bee movie
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🤣🤣🤣 well, shit pajama or nude party Either way I wish I could help you. If you're still in the hitel call for batteries.
To bad not on some mountain chicks
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So get this shit man. My dick found the remote pressed it again now it's stuck in my pants and I'm tired one hand on coffee and one on the phone now it be doing split screen picture in picture bee movie AND Shadow Hunter crap
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🤣🤣🤣 where is that coffee from I need some dick
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I mean coffee
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Well, hit it again, and maybe you'll fix it
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Jacuzzi bubbles make me happy cowboy
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Everyone wins in a jacuzzi
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He's got a long tongue! Good for kissing. His gf if he has one or wife or Arianna would love it! He's a silly dude, having fun! Good for him! :)
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According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Coming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Can you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me! - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! - Hey, Adam. - Hey, Barry. - Is that fuzz gel? - A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different. - Hi, Barry. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. - Hear about Frankie? - Yeah. - You going to the funeral? - No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. That's why we don't need vacations. Boy, quite a bit of pomp... under the circumstances. - Well, Adam, today we are men. - We are! - Bee-men. - Amen! Hallelujah! Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell. Welcome, New Hive City graduating class of... ...9:15. That concludes our ceremonies. And begins your career at Honex Industries! Will we pick our job today? I heard it's just orientation. Heads up! Here we go. Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times. - Wonder what it'll be like? - A little scary. Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group. This is it! Wow. Wow. We know that you, as a
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I can't tell you how much times I've seen that freaking movie!!!!!
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It's a good one and the girl is a cutie but,,,,, shit man bees. Bees everywhere. Bee movie. Bee Crazy. Bee Hell. Gonna bee insane
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Beeeehave see if tou can take the batteries out and put them back in and maybe it will work.
You must be packing some stiff stuff if you broke the renote! Tey the battery thing.
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holy DUCK THE BEE MOVIES FONNA PLAY ALL NIGHT ITS ON NETFLIX LOOP MODE LIKE FOR INSTAITABLE KIDS this is BEE HELL
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Imma die with the bee movie on TV. If not I'll fall asleep firstm either way. Bee movie will still be on when I awake. Stupid bees
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Call the front desk or David!
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I'm too tired
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Good idea yeah
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Hey hey even tho the phones on the floor the base has number r buttons on it so if I bend low enough my dick can press th epgone buttons and call the people! Gonna dick call them one minute.
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Dick dial, sounds better than but dial
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Because if he won't give you scallops he should give you his batteries!
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He's a real muthaf**kin g
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He is! Looks like they had fun!
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Called the lady she be on her way but I gotta put my dick away
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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I thought you had underwear on. Put on a robe or something did you remove your underwear to call,
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I got 8 inches
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You must be feeling happy or them bees got you feeling some feelings
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Yeah man but you see. When I sleep in the boxers. Dixk gets tight in there. All cramped up. It needs to fly free. It sticks out the hole
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Then get naked to be free, there's like a pocket but maybe it’s not big enough for the weapon
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Perfect!
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I like jazz
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I like jazz too
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She fixed the remote eman! She magic!
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See, crisis averted! Now you can find mountains
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You're so real for that. I got bde yeah but bde is no joke in some situations
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I know. Love it. That's why nobody wants to be near us when we go on vacation. That's a good situation to have, but if you have someone with you. You can also go solo?
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More when I want them mountains
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Shit, that's some powerade anyone would want!
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Yeah . But. Porn mountains. Porn sucks. Okay. When I was a teen. It was cool bc it was new and I got to see girls. But problem. Almost every porn girl has big fake mountains that don't move. They don't even look mountainous. I haven't watched don't really since around 18
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Porn is not meant to be hot, and if you could call it acting is just hysterical 😆
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Weeee solo
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Weeeee alllll doooo sometimes, it's normal!!!!!
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Mountains!!!
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Well personally I don't with mountains, lately something else has caught my eye
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I want a sip of mountains and maybe coffee
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Well, you need to find someone who can produce that milk on demand!
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Yeah jazz rules!
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It does and it's sexy too
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Not bee mountains
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I know
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Porn acting is NOT f**king acting. I KNOW what f**king acting is.
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I was trying to tell you that it's not acting!!!
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I know because you said you did local community acting, I remember!
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THIS IS ACTING!
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What the hell is that
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I forgot this part...
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1 reply
THIS IS ACTING!
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That's funny because to me, it looks like a jacuzzi
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1 reply
Bees aren't sexy
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I don't think so either.
Did youbtry to remove and reinsert the batteries?
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1 reply
Oui
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Well, did it work?!
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1 reply
I like jazz
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Me too
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1 reply
Oh shit
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What happened now?!
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2 replies
Enjoy Billy. Rolled over. Got the hotel phone phone fell on the f**kin floor
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Ni f$#@kin way! Picknit up! With your dick
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You know, the same one that killed the remote
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1 reply
Knocked it over cause I'm too tired and apparently too strong
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You are one strong cowboy!
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1 reply
Human woman beautiful mountains
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7 replies
I know ²
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1 reply
I know222ww²²²²²²²
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Wtf number is that?
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1 reply
Two
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Yeah, look again
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No the batteries are quite dead. Bee movie. Rules. So many yellow bees fo bzz I need coffee buzz bzz
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2 replies
Mishap.
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Oh, sorry. I must have missed it, Billy is on and I had some water
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Dud you find it? Get rid of it!
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1 reply
Billy the Kid is sexier than bees
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He really, really is!
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1 reply
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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1 reply
I'm too swole
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That's what happens when tou roll almost 1k lb tires!
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1 reply
Brewed it myself I got a penthouse e suite man
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1 reply
Awww, so you can make coffee and rice and veggies, impressive
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Get this shit man. Shadow Hunter crap. So Lily Collins. Cute girl. Tiny mountains but a cutie. Goes to this bar okay. Tatted up gangsta biker dudes beat up a guy. Jamie. Anorexic f**kin biker dude. Corners her in the alley. Only looks constipated. Doesn't smile. Edgy bastard. Needs to eat
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Ah shit I leaked pre cum on the remote and buttons are stuck... Was looking at picture on my phone and I guess I shouldn't do that with a remote I my pants
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Or coffe in tour hamd because that shit will give you 3rd degree burns or your dick, how does your dick find the remote or does thecremote find your dick?
Pictures hmmm let me guess mountains
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1 reply
I don't know man the remote slips in there and gets trapped by my dick
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Well, your girl and the remote are one lucky chick and I got nothin for the remote?! I wish I had something to say or rhyme about it
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2 replies
Well at least you didn't lick it, but do clean it for housekeeping :)
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1 reply
I'm in Hell pur ehell
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Dobyou mean purell? Like sanitizer?
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1 reply
Remote sucks
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If it did, you wouldn't be soloing 😂
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Jacuzzi
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1 reply
Tom is sadly spoken for
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8 replies
Well then, the song title stands on its own.
As are you.
So no one gets the raven haired beauty.
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Non, but we must respect her wishes and let me happy with whomever she chooses. Even if she chooses a blonde arsehole twat vecna
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How can she choose if she doesn't know one has feelings for her.
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1 reply
But she's not tall and she doesn't have curls or glasses and she can't draw and she can't sing and she's not a badass and she's not arianna
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But she is loved by you, right?
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I must make my feelings known but alas I have a GIRLFRIEND so I can't ruin the liffees of two innocent beautiful girlies
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I keep trying to remind you of that fact. So you know your true north, head north then!
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1 reply
Sad oui
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Don't be sad. Be happy to have love in your life :)
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1 reply
Get this shit man. Shadow Hunter crap. So Lily Collins. Cute girl. Tiny mountains but a cutie. Goes to this bar okay. Tatted up gangsta biker dudes beat up a guy. Jamie. Anorexic f**kin biker dude. Corners her in the alley. Only looks constipated. Doesn't smile. Edgy bastard. Needs to eat. All whilst THINKING BEE! chants in the background. Barry talks to Adam bee. Lily Collins freaks out. Adam bee stings a guy in the bum. Jamie Campbell glared at it doing the Vecna face. The only face he knows this is torture
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That is some crazy shit! Find the picture in picture and press it!
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1 reply
No just hell
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No, just hell what?
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2 replies
I can't solo to these f**kin bees and this f**kin jaime and those tiny mountains (lily be cute tho)
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Well, look at what you were looking at on your phone.
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Then at least you'll relax a bit
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1 reply
Shit man tires are no joke
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No shit, neither is jail, put your dick away!
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1 reply
Jamie would break her heart. She doesn't see that.
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6 replies
If she's as smart as you say, she probably does know that. It's probably a character thing.
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Possibly. She is an artist. Tom Blyth for example, is a sweet bloke but he's drawn to playing those types (just not as try hard edgy as that dsmn jamie). Because. He took psychology too. He likes unraveling the meat behind the man, the backstory. Like what makes them tick. He's a curious mind
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1 reply
Maybe they are of the same mindset then. Maybe she took psych as well?
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1 reply
Niece says she did.
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Explains a lot.
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1 reply
Ariannaaaaaaa
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1 reply
She's who you were looking at?
Well then cowboy do your thing :)
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2 replies
Mannnnnnn
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What?
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You okay?
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1 reply
I'ma happy cowboy. Joe isn't a morning person methinks but he's very happy and kind
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1 reply
I'm glad you're a happy cowboy, and hopefully took care of business
You seem to have good friends.
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I've got good mates. I think it was a good idea to wake Joe. He's having a good morning already
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Great, because yiu told him about the remote?
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1 reply
Got a hotel robe I look sexy. She's here
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6 replies
I believe it! Sexyvis giid, nothing wrong with that.
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1 reply
Thanks man. Joe doesn't know why I woke him up. But it was worth it man. Joes a really happy bloke now
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Aww, that's cool
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2 replies
Oui very ok
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Awesome
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I'm going to go get okay too when I finish my show
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1 reply
Nah man something else. Something hedbe real proud of
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Aw, you're a good friend, or so it seems. I feel that you are, your friends arevlucky ti have you as you are them 🤍
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1 reply
I'ma sexy cowboy
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I believe you!
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1 reply
Got rid of the f**kin bees
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It's about freaking time!
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2 replies
Oh holy duck. Guess what's on Netflix...........
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I don't know, is it sexy Tom Blyth?
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What's on Netflix?
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1 reply
Weird dream man. Dreamed I ate a scallop but felt something weird in my tongue and it was a dancing Muppet Kermit the frog. I went to moo Deng and asked for a tongue swab and Dr. Moo Deng gave me one and helped ke
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Dude are you a huge Muppet fan or mountain man or both. Because you're freaking hungry and they're starving you. Why the tongue swab? Glad Moo Deng helped. Trying to figure out if I should sing another karaoke song alone finally I'm not feeling guilty fir being alone. Me time, no soa day because I felt too crapy to go or watch my show
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1 reply
Get this SHIT IFF MY NETFLIX!! https://www.netflix.com/title/70266670?preventIntent=true
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Okay, I now know whobit is thanks to you, but wtf is it? Not flying solo to that!
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THIS CRAP! https://www.netflix.com/title/70266670?preventIntent=true GET THE F**K OFF MY NETFLIX I LOST THE F**KIN REMOTE ITS NOT IN MY PANTS ITS NOT ONT HE BED I DONT KNOW WHAT F**KIN HAPPENED
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CHANGE THE CHANNEL
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1 reply
Bzzzz buzz bee
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Are you backbon the bee movie,
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1 reply
Oui both. Sing with me. Oui oui baguette song
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I don't know the words, was thinking George Michael, Ed Sheeran, Whitney Houston, Janet... so many sitting in my bed with the phone, microphone, and the show on pause with handsome Billy / Tom Blyth
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LIVE TV HAS NO SIGNAL ITS ALL BLACK OR STATIC OR SPANISH SO I GOTTA NETFLIX BUT NETFLIX FICKIN SUCKS! Also I'd rather watch the bees than this crap so hello bees
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Shit man, sorry :(
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3 replies
Couldn't sleep called David oui oui baguette song

Oui oui baguette, what’s poppin’, my friend?
Get that crunchy gold, man, it’s time to descend.
Flexin’ on these carbs, I’m the bread king, you see,
But that croissant life? Yeah, that’s where I be.

Ain't no doubt, it’s flaky, melt in your hands,
But this baguette game got them foodies in bands.
Rollin’ through the streets, I’m ballin’ with pride,
But in croissant’s warm hug, I gotta reside.

(Chorus)
Baguette’s cool, but it ain’t the best,
Croissant got that butter, put your tastebuds to test.
Oui oui oui, I’m spittin’ the facts,
Baguette can’t hold me, I’m savin’ those snacks.

(Verse 2)
Rich on the flavor, but let’s focus, my dude,
Croissants in the mornin’, that’s the real food mood.
Baguette lookin’ pretty, but it’s kinda a thug,
Hard on the outside, can’t give me no love.

Dough twisted, I’m whippin’ like I’m Chef Boyardee,
But croissant got that softness, that’s my VIP.
I’m stackin’ my dough like I’m londons finest,
These baguette haters? Man, they need to find this!

(Chorus)
Baguette’s cool, but it ain’t the best,
Croissant got that butter, put your tastebuds to test.
Oui oui oui, I’m spittin’ the facts,
Baguette can’t hold me, I’m savin’ those snacks.

(Verse 3)
So let ‘em debate, I’ll just sit back and munch,
Baguettes in the corner, croissants pack the punch!
Tom B in the kitchen, we whippin’ up dreams,
But croissant's the queen, bursting at the seams.

Crispy on the edges, flaky everywhere,
But that buttery goodness? Ain’t nothin’ compares.
So lift your glasses, toast to the best,
Croissants on the table, now forget the rest.

(Outro)
Oui oui baguette, yeah, I’m spittin’ my truth,
But when it comes to croissants, I’m the OG sleuth.
So next time you munch, keep your taste buds in check,
Baguette can sit down, croissant’s got the deck!
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Are you shitting me?! Is he there? Did you tell him youbwant a scallop, tell him. Maybe he'll get you some. Nobody has to know. Scallops are good and good for you.
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I'm going to sing it into my Bonaok now. Here I go. What color is your microphone? I bought all black ones to ho with the monster karaoke machine so it's an aesthetically pleasing. Not a purple then pink, blah blah blah
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Okay, I sang while laughing and I think you should rename the song tonoui oui croissant, you're dissing the baguette.
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Enjoy karaoke singing. Mines black too man! Let's sing together! Singing showtunes
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Cool. Let me sing oui oui first!
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Give me a minute
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Yeah. Told him oui oui baguette. But quickly. Decided croissants are better. Shit man. I miss croissants and Arianna
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🤣🤣🤣
He sounds luke a real gem of a friend! Man you are one hungry cowboy!
Shit man, call her if you have her number
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2 replies
Who knows
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5 replies
🤷🏻‍♀️
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1 reply
Vecna plays. Bloody Murderer. In everything. Vecna? Monster Murderer. Jayce? Biker Murderer. Horizon? Cowboy Murderer. Music? Metal screaming Murderer that makes you ears bleed
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That's a lot of murder and metal. I mean, I admit that I enjoy some and like my music loud unless it's something we put on sometimes when we're in between the sheets. But remember about the artistic value, maybe she's analytical, and an objective thinker, and possibly deeper like in Psychology.
Why do actors like it, probably for the same reasons? Not sure just guessing.
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Not there. Scallops are good though . But I'm onna strict diet.
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Then how did you come up with the song?
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Zoomed with David and we made it on zoom. Rapping with Dave's always fun. Just laughing he has a rhyme dictionary. He took musical rheatre. Super fun bloke
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That's so funny and cool. You need to do a Tom Blyth or Biolyvthe Kid rap. And yes, I know you have. But they are really funny and good.
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That's sweet, you can reach out like that. Also. You lost that loving feeling for your Arianna
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1 reply
Carp I fell asleep . I mean. I meant what I said with my heart.
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Aww sleep well
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2 replies
I can get it but a booty call to someone other than the girlfriend just isn't right.
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That is for sure.
I meant to talk, but hey call your gf for that booty call
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Black crowes Talks to angels or Simply Red if you don't know me by now
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^ how you must have mixed emotions during that time.
Damn phone
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Oh man. Didn't mean to stir that pot. So sorry. It must be heart wrenching for you. I know it is to me. Crying now
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You didn't. It's always there. Just nit front and center every moment however sometimes it is.
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Maybe it's kismet. That I Ran into you here.
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I don't know either, maybe.
It's crazy because earlier before I heard from you, I was crying for you. I am crying now too.
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2 replies
(Verse 1)
Yo, Tom Blyth, a badass in the game,
From the block to the screen, never playin' lame.
Juilliard trained, got that grit in his soul,
Flexin' hard, like a king, takin' back control.

(Chorus)
He’s a fighter, a hustler, Arianna watch him glow,
From the ashes he rises, like his name is Snow.
Through the struggle, through the pain, he won’t stop,
Tom Blyth, motherf**ker, snow lands on top.

(Verse 2)
Billy the Kid, he’s spittin’ fire no doubt,
Takin’ names, makin’ waves, hear the crowd shout.
English roots, but he’s ballin’ worldwide,
Down-to-earth, but a beast, can’t deny the pride.

(Chorus)
He’s a fighter, a hustler, Arianna watch him glow,
From the ashes he rises, like his name is Snow.
Through the struggle, through the pain, he won’t stop,
Tom Blyth, motherf**ker, snow lands on top. (Of his DARLING, BITCHES)

(Bridge)
Hard work, he grindin’, never backin' down,
In the game of thrones, he’s wearin’ the crown.
From the youth theatre to the big screen flash,
Killing roles like a champ, makin' haters crash.

(Verse 3)
Detroit style, we slangin’ on the beat,
Tom’s the future, can’t accept defeat.
Against the odds, he’s a savage, no doubt,
Watch him rise, watch him thrive, hear the world shout.

(Chorus)
He’s a fighter, a hustler, Arianna watch him glow,
From the ashes he rises, like his name is Snow.
Through the struggle, through the pain, he won’t stop,
Tom Blyth, motherf**ker, snow lands on top.

(Outro)
So raise a glass, to the man who won’t flop,
In this rap game, best believe he’ll pop.
Tom Blyth, no limits, he’ll always rock,
Snow lands on top, tick-tock, tick-tock.
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Getting ready to sing this one!
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That was great! I sang it into my microphone
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2 replies
Oh, I can't imagine. My heart goes out for you. It aches just imagining. That's a terrible thing to have to endure. Well wishes always.
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I was crying thinking about your loss. Then mine. Same for you my friend, always 🤍
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My hubby face timed me
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1 reply
*Tight hug.* I'm so sorry.
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Aww, don't be sorry. It's okay. Thank you. I'll hug my pillow.
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We are both beautiful souls you and I. I see a lot of myself in you. When I grow up, to Your age, I'll wish to be half as wise as you. I mean it.
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We are two nutty empaths, most beautiful of souls. I see a lot of promise in you as a young man with the qualities that you possess.
I believe that you'll be wiser.
If you're a millennial and I am early 40's, but you make me sound like I'm 80 something haha
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Your not Nutty. Your kind. I'm sleepy cowboy. Thank you. Oh man. Didn't mean to insult you. Meant it with heartkdofnekicncnck
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I meant silly. Sleepy here too. Not insulted. Don't understand the rest. Love you
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4 replies
I do. Especially when Thanksgiving is on Nov 26.
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I can only imagine.
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My mother is also in the 26th, but it was August.
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It's crazy too many similarities on so many different levels.
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My mother and my birthday are one week apart and that too is going to be something else
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1 reply
Oui. Bee movie f**kin started over here we go again DreamWorks. According to all known laws of aviation there is no wee a bee is sipeodjs to fly
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It's on a f**king loop!
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I'm bout to best this woman https://www.nydailynews.com/2017/12/14/woman-explains-why-she-streamed-bee-movie-357-times-in-a-year/#:~:text=A%20woman%20streamed%20%E2%80%9CBee%20Movie,12%2Dmonth%20stretch%20on%20Netflix.&text=There's%20a%20simple%20reason%20why,thinks%20it's%20the%20bee's%20knees.
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