Poki: I've studied the ways of deez nuts, amateurs.

Here's where I got the idea
https://youtu.be/CAqKu6oEZxk?si=cqPop1FGuj6CmiO0

She sounds so sweet until she says deez nuts

Not exactly what poki sounds like though

Every time u say Poki I think of this online game website-

What website

Literaly what I said

A online games websitr with same name lmao

A: blehj fortnite so different D:

(Idk how to do a deez joke, like its weird that I can imagine several roasts and random shit to spit but not a joke based on DEEZ NU-)

Origin: *enters the computer* whatcha doing

Poki: oh no not you again

*She instantly tries to open a file titled "failsafe.data"*

Origin: WOAH WOAH HEY STOP *literally grabs the folder/file and hides it behind him* I just got here to check on you Poki.. how rude...

Poki: what? It's just a mind goblin

Origin: ... *slowly checks the file* ...?

CC:yo poki ever heard of a mind goblin?

ElectroBroz89: Aye monkey

Poki: >:/

Boltam: Lemma help you with this stream. *he proceeds to put this stream as most recommended*

Poki: stop messing with my shit. If I'm gonna get popular I don't want it to be because I cheated

Boltam: Awww.

Poki: WAIT WHY IS MY STREAM AT THE TOP OF RECOMMENDED

*She frantically shuts it down before it effects her subscriber count*

Boltam: Oh come on-

Poki: DUDE

Boltam: What?

Poki: if you wanna cheat your way to the top, start your own channel.

Boltam: Im gonna just sabotage you

Poki: ... Tf?

ElectroBroz89: You put Megamind to shame with that bigass forehead

(Nah thats not how you do it dude)

Poki: bruh people were playing tic tac toe on Frye's forehead, mine's nothing. How about you stop talking shit while I can still misread your name as "ElectroBozo"

ElectroBroz89: Bros brain is vertical

(Copied)

(Alright the jokes related one was actually good)

Poki: what does that even mean

ElectroBroz89: Bros so short, shes needs a parachute to get off of a chair

Poki: ... Ok I actually had something like that happen once. Data's bf came in here to prank me and I fell off my chair which bruised my arm pretty bad

ElectroBroz89: Bro makes Gnomes look like Shaq

Poki: ...
*She sets a gnome holding an uno reverse on her desk*
Poki: I don't know who sent this to me, but it's finally coming in handy

DarkenedMatter69: Bro shouldnt even make short jokes, as all of them will just go over her head anyway

Poki, smugly: oh I have someone way better for you to sabotage

Boltam: Who?

Poki: data >:)

Boltam: Nuh uh

Poki: why not? She's way more popular than me

Boltam: I rather rise the less fortunate up

Poki: fine. If you wanna help how about you help me make content so I'm not cheating. You could be funny commentary or join in on games

Boltam: O k

Poki: they don't go over my... WAIT A MINUTE F*CK YOU

*the entire chat proceeds to make a bunch of short jokes*

Poki: I'm just gonna...
*Puts chat off-screen*

???: Heya. *behind her*

Poki: NOT AGAIN
*She grabs a bat and spins her chair around*

Boltam: WOAH- *he ducks*

Poki: *panicked bat swinging*

*Boltam zaps into her PC, which he appears on the screen*

Poki: WHAT THE HELL

Boltam: I know your probably scared out of your mind, but im a friendly dude. Also, it seems your losing subs and views on here.