I HAD TO NOW THAT I HAVE THE IMAGE LMAO

Data: T_T

Lmao

Data: I just wanted sex T_T

Data: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

(Also night)

185: I kinda wanna see what happens when I try to feed you an entire watermelon.

Data: ... A bit off topic but I feel like I could do it in one bite

*Jeremy pulls an entire watermelon out of his bag.*

185: You ready?

*she opens her scary mouth*

Data: gimme

*Jeremy just jams it right in there at once, showing literally no fear.*

*data tries to bite down but struggles to even make it crack*

*185 is heard laughing his ass off as Jeremy steps back.*

*data bites down harder then looks afraid on the segments of her screen*

It’s like those zoo keepers who throw watermelons at hippos to feed em lmao-

185: You actually having issues?

*data tries to nod and almost falls on her face*

*185 just about laughs himself onto the floor as Jeremy tries to get the watermelon out of Data's mouth.*

*a little digital tear drips from her eye because she can't get the melon out*

*Jeremy tries his best to get the watermelon out of Data's mouth.*

*it's stuck*

*Jeremy strikes the watermelon with a crowbar.*

*he misses and hits one of her screen segments*

Data, with her volume turned up: WHAT THE HELL!?

*Jeremy drops the crowbar in shock and drops to the floor in fear as Vernon punches the Watermelon directly to weaken it.*

Vernon: God f**king damn it, why do I have to beat the f**k outta everything this month?!

Data: almost forgot I can speak with my bunny ears. pull your hand out let's see if that weakened it enough

*Vernon backs away a bit.*

*data bites down again and the screen segment that got hit just falls off*

Data: *sigh*

*Jeremy tries his best to fix the screen segment as Vernon goes back to trying to MerryWeather the watermelon into crushing under the pressure.*

Data: I may be nanotech but it's harder to regenerate my screen because of how much more complicated it is.

(Wdym MerryWeather)

*That doesn't stop Jeremy from trying to fix her.*

(Floyd Merryweather)

Data: the nanotech there is basically in paralysis, it's not attaching until it wakes up.

(gotta google Floyd MerryWeather 💀)

(oh he's a boxer now I get it)

*Jeremy eventually has to give up as Vernon keeps punching the watermelon.*

Vernon: Let me know when you're gonna try to bite down again, okay?

*data moves her whole face to one segment*

Data: >wO

Vernon: You good? Can you swallow it?

*data morphs a neck so she can properly swallow*

Data: I can try

*Vernon's hands back off.*

*data chomps down and finally crushes it, though her mouth isn't fully closed because of the missing part*

Vernon: Any idea when that part of your face will recover?

Data: well I took one hell of a punch from my sister and it took like 15 minutes but I dunno how long a puncture from a caveman with a crowbar will take

Vernon: Hey now, Jeremy didn't mean it, at least I hope he didn't. You saw his reaction.

Data: I know. I'm just mad.
*She puts the broken segment on and nanotech oozes out of the edges like glue to hold it in place*

Vernon: Did it go all the way down?

*185 is gasping for air because he's laughing so hard as Jeremy picks his crowbar up and flees quickly.*

Data: most of it, I've probably got a couple chunks of melon in my teeth. But...

*She lifts her hoodie and there's a couple chunks of melon there*

Data: you could say I've got "melons" now ;3

*Vernon just looked at Data as if he was trying to fry her CPU by installing 20 thousand mods off of GMod and alt + Tabbing a source game on her.*

Data: ... Was that just not funny or am I some kind of freak

Vernon: An unhealthy mix of the two.

Data: ... So you don't like my melons?

Vernon: Please stop trying to make me want to have relations with you, I still got a job I have to do, and I'm an Aromantic on top of that.

Data: I'm just joking around. I may be a virgin but I have a bf *all the green parts of the melon are ejected from her chest and she puts her hoodie back down*

Vernon: Good, cause I don't wanna be thinking about what you would've done to me if I said otherwise.

Data: if we even were together I'd have to be careful so I don't break your pelvis. As you can see I'm pretty... Bottom heavy

Vernon: It'd probably be more, my body isn't trained the same way you'd expect Wheezer over there to be, different organization.

*185 laughed himself unconsious, he's probably going to remember this for good...*

Data: still though, my entire lower half can be considered a weapon

Vernon: Heh, anything's better than words, my fists knocked out both my Co-leader AND my leader back In the day when I was still a mercenary, although, it was the same guy, and I did kill him in the end.

Data: fair, though somehow I fractured internal's skull with an insult about his wife

*infernal

Vernon: Speakers don't count as just words.

Data: I didn't even have them on high volume, he just said I had no hoes and I reminded him that HIS hoe died

Vernon: . . . you got me there.

Data: >:3

Vernon: You want some help up?

Data: wdym

Vernon: You need a hand getting back up?

Data: I'm still standing...

Vernon: Oh.

Data: are you hallucinating? How many melons do I have

*She holds two chunks of melon in front of her chest*

Vernon: I'm not looking there. I'm a respectable man of society.

Data: fine.
*She holds them in front of her face*

Vernon: Well, they're small, pretty expectable when the source is so big, but at least its over, yeah?

Data: not what I asked. How many am I holding

Vernon: Oh, two, I see two.

Data: oh, so you're not hallucinating

Vernon: Nope. I can see alright.

Infernal: Ima call you Bang-Bot-2000 for now on-

Data: I wish I could make that accurate :(

Infernal: Your a robot tho, no holes *VINE BOOM*

Data: did you forget I'm nanotech?
*B I G G E R V I N E B O O M*

Infernal: NO HOES *vine boom* LIVING FLESH LIGHT *BIGGER VINE BOOM* AND MAYBE STILL HAS THEIR VIRGINITY, AS SAP IS SCARED OF SEX *HUGE VINEBOOM*

Data: buddy, I could break your skull with the sheer amount of emotional damage you've given me the opportunity to deal. One more roast and I'm destroying you.

Infernal:

Data: are you ready or are you gonna shut your mouth about what's between my legs

(im laughing so hard rn)

Infernal: *slow slide away with the sound of concrete being dragged*

Data: that's what I thought.

I kinda wanna go repu on data so bad rn :)

There nothing tho

Data: nanotech, remember? I can easily give myself a hole

This is some green aura with flies ass conversation rn no offense

Dawg-

The hell does that mean-

A green, cloudy aura with flies around it

Oh you mean stinky ok.

annoying gen z slang moment

Speak english

I WAS COOKING SHIT! IT WAS ALWAYS SHIT!

(you will know whos who)
draden:can you watch jason im going to start a blue fire for camping
jason:um h-hi
*reads the meme*
jason:what do you mean by that

Tho who even wants to smash a pentagon not even sap dude

Data: evilish was just trying to make me look a little more mechanical. It's round where you'd need it to be, it just looks like a Pentagon because of the line between it and my thighs

Well I see 5 massive flat lines instead that mecha ass is not for what you want heck even a fnaf animatronic works better

Data: *turns a little and partially squats* you call this flat?

I can STILL SEE THE FUKIN 5 SIDES, you took “flexing my biceps, triceps and polygons” to a new level you “big boot”!

Data: ARE YOU BLIND THAT'S THREE AND A CURVE! Also clearly you don't know geometry, a polygon only has straight sides

THATS THE SHARPEST “CURVE” IVE EVER SEEN AND THEN YOURE STILL ASKING YOURSELF WHY SAP DOESNT EVEN LOOKS LIKE CARING ANYMORE

Data: SHUT THE F*CK UP I KNOW WHAT A CURVE IS

WELL THEN TEACH EVILISH TO DESIGN YOU WITH THEM

DO YOU THINK I DIDN'T ALREADY!?

Infernal: Ok Bang-Bot-2000

Data: ok that's it. You make fun of me for having no hoes, yet you lost your only one to yuras *vine boom* and with no hoes since then, you're no different than me. *Vine boom* Not many want to f*ck a Pentagon but even less want a pile of bones to f*ck them! *Vine boom*

*Infernal feels his flames go out and his skull crack a little*

Infernal: *visable shaking as his eye slits are gone*

Data: I didn't wanna do this, infernal. *Pats his kneecap since she can't reach his head*

YES BECAUSE BRO STILL DRAWS YOU LIKE THAT F**K EVEN I HAVE DONE CURVES BEFORE

I WASN'T RP-ING THERE STOP MAKING FUN OF MY CHARACTER DESIGN

WOAH WOAH WOAH

ok ok I get it!

I thought we were jokin/rp about it man why would I even have a problem with a character design?

(You dont have to remember me again im on thin ice and blah blah stuf)

Ok that was /hj

Her hips are canonically rounded though on some parts the way I draw her just doesn't portray that well since idk how to draw 3d

OH-

So its like some kind of mix of both?

(About 3D, you can start with simple lines or stuff like shapes (square, circle, tringle, etc) and then move to more complex stuff, tip: imagine like there's a camera in which you're viewing the drawing)

I dunno how to do that T_T

Tutorials are just like "draw it like this" OK WELL HOW DO I DO THAT

Im not an expert either im just decent on basic shapes

But if it helps, for that you can draw two, one behind the other (make them smaller if needed) and just connect the corners

How is that supposed to help with curved shapes though...

Some curved shapes dont even need it like circles, sometimes its more to make smaller edges on the parts that are on the background

Yay now I have to do normal line art.

I might need to look for a better art program again, flipaclip is looking less and less versatile as I see better artists processes.

Or just make bigger proportions on the closest stuff

Idk

What do you use?

Please tell me it's something I can just get on my phone-

I use Tayasui Sketches

If not u can use Ibispaint (I think Ibispaint X if im not wrong(for references of what it can do search for Donogamer's art he the only one ik that uses it)

Both are free

That's the only ones ik tho..

:0

I found it I think

It says in app purchases though what do I have to purchase-

Wait so does ibis paint

Premium tayasui is uhh not necessary

(The inconvenience is now u gotra draw my style! No layers but it has their tricks ._.)

For ibispaint I dont exactly habe knowledge of it, all ik is that is free most of the stuff

Ah. Ok.

I'll try ibis paint since I've heard of it before

Ok!

(If im not wrong clipz used that one too but I may be confusin)

(I remember him mentioning something with blender)

(What with a blender?)

(no like the 3d modeling/animation program)

(Ohh)

(how would you make art with an irl blender 💀

(Idk thats why I was askjng)

Fun fact: I tried clip studio paint but I didn't feel like paying to remove the time limit and couldn't use it well because ✨I'm a caveman✨