Bro looks like that one dollar bill that's been stuck between the couch cushions for 500 years

he's spooderman, i can't make him more miserable

Ouch

I cannot roast this beauty of creation

yes

It is proven that you cannot roast this picture in that there are no good roasts in the comments, but maybe that's just because everyone who is stupid enough to dare to utter anything ill against spooderman is inherently an idiot and incapable of rendering intelligible speech.

I don't have to, he roasted himself over a fridge

I cant roast this baddie

Too CoorsedCooments yoou goo

He's a dead meme, as dead as Uncle Ben

Bro survived an abortion 😭🙏

So did I

Wait fr?

I am the abortion

🤨

he looks like he tried to commit suicide with a round knife

Built like a turtle

bro wanted to become a femboy but then realised he has to become an anime girl with his mouth on his cheek first, so he kinda moved it there with a sledgehammer

I will never roast spooderman my boy

g o o d

Bros neck literally a crawdad

fr

Hey Leland, I found your missing sock!

He looks like the retarded kid school picture with a custom skin.

bros head looks like a sock

the dumdum i found between the couch cushions

I dont want to roast this creation of god

Hey! That's me!

Bro, your face looks like a rock

You're right.

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