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Poptart:*mew*

Unikitty: "HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!"
*She immediately zooms straight at you in what seems to be a bear hug!*

*MEEEEEEEEEEEEW*

Allen Jameson: *wakes up in a strange yet, infesting place..* huh... were am I?

PROMPT: You were taking a usual stroll in the Unikingdom, and you just so happened to stumble upon Princess Unikitty! What do you do?
(I know, kinda a short one, but yeah)

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Ok

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*I see her and my eyes light up*
I'VE SEEN YOUR SHOW, I LOVE IT!!

*She immediately bounds towards you, and hugs you tight*
HIIIIIIIIIII!
(she will be very, very overhyper)

(makes sense, she's just a child)
Woah woah... not that tight, girl.

Op-
*She immediately lets go, a bit embarrassed.*
Sorry, I'm just too excited FOR YOOOOOOOO-
*She says, now comically running in circles around you at Mach wtf.*
(...maybe she had too much sugar)

Woah, calm down, Uni, it's fine.
*I stop her to give her soft pets*

*She immediately wraps herself around you without prompt, and snuggles very tight(not too tight tho!)*

You're cute.
*pets you again*

*She gives a soft lick, and without any warning, somehow begins flying, taking you with her to Unikingdom Castle(is that what it's called? dunno)*

***At Unikindgom Castle...*

(Dude?)

"Zip up and listen, I riff on the rhythm
The sickest musician, the slickest magician
Who'll slip and then zip into different positions
While lifting a brick with no slip of permission
I'm not the most vicious of villain
I'm nicking it just to make vanilla thrilling
I'm not into killing, but if you were
Given the gift of intuition
Then keep me within your peripheral vision
'Cause I'm of a jittery disposition
I'm a nervous guy that perfers to hide
I'm terribly shy and I don't know why
So please do me the following courtesy
And never look me in the purple eyes
I'm averse to being observed at night
So if you see me, you deserve to die"

(Using myself for this)
*I stop in my tracks when I see her, then I bury my face in my hands, praying she doesn't notice me, because I think I could f**k up our interaction*

Aloe: "h-hello? Where am I?"

(Can I samurai this thing or is that frowned upon?)

(whatever you wish)

*He gave a respectful bow to her.*

(Not much of a talker. Also sci-fi samurai because my adhd meds wore off and I'm expending all my willpower not to curse)

(go nuts mate)
"Hi!" *She says, bowing in return as a sign of great respect already.*

"Princess. I have been searching for you."

*His accent, as always, was refined and noble, reflecting his status.*

"You have? What's the matter on your mind?" *She asks, confused*

"I have come across some... unsavory figures. But I do not have jurisdiction in this realm that I would have in my homeland. One does not simply strike another where they stand, after all."

(Fun fact: Samurai had jurisdiction to strike a peasant down where he or she stood if they were annoying, but only if they had asked the peasant to stop and they had not, the peasant was being disrespectful, and there were at least two witnesses to corroborate the samurai's claim of both of those conditions. I may have gotten that wrong but I tried :p)

(huh)
"Well, I think you can at least teach them a lesson; but harmlessly." *She says, her tone becoming a bit stern, but giving you the go ahead at the same time*

"They will not die, but I cannot promise they will be unharmed. Nevertheless, I will attempt to resolve the situation peacefully."

*He handed his sword to her with a bow.*

(As far as I know that's not something real samurai did, this is just an aspect of my character)

(lol)
*She takes the sword, and lays the mission straight; with the goal being straight*
(does real leaders do that)

(I suppose)

*He nodded, bowed, and left to resolve the situation.*

*She watched as the Samurai left, and began tending to her room, cleaning it up quickly*

*He returned with three Bandit types, all knocked out cold.*

"I tried to resolve the conflict peacably, but I unfortunately could not avoid this outcome. I apologize, princess."

*He bowed down lower than before.*

Echo: Why do you look like a cube? *she smirks annoyingly*