uh...funni rules in tags (sequel to 8wra5b)

*Nick looks at the bug, both skeptical and curious*
Whaddya doin' there, pal?

Well, you may have won there, but I have a screenshot of the history.

Really?
*His curiosity peeks.*

No touch.

No touch?
*He tilts his head, and gives a skeptical smirk*
(holy shit it's 4 pm and the sun is already setting)

(daylight savings :D)
*You just ticked the bug off. Oh no...*
/// Bug Breach Detected ///

*He sighs.*
Oh dear...

*Suddenly, a bunch of bugs appear and run straight for Nick.*

🔽 🔼 ▶️ ◀️
(sentry: Gatling gun sentry)

***CODE INPUT FAILED***
*More bugs appear and Nick is cornered.*

...well...
🔼 ▶️ 🔽 🔽 🔽
***INPUT SUCCESSFUL***
ARRIVAL: 2 SECONDS

*The bug looks at you.*
Why did you look up "I like to lick" with a D?

Wait, who's computer is that?
*He checks the computer, and sees that his account had been hacked. HACKED.*
...really?

That's your computer dude. No hacks.

Must've been a misspelling or something...
*He says, being honest as he corrects the spelling*

*The damage had already been done. At the end of the day he still searched it.*
Doesn't matter, it was YOU that did it...

Well, I think I can correct that...
*He goes into the history and deletes the error from existence, also making sure to preform a check to make sure none of the data related to it existed.*

*The deletion returns an error.*
Gonna have to live with it.

(i know tech isn't flawless but...seriously?)
(also bugs can't speak, there's no voicelines for them. i literally just realized)

(there's screenshots saved, and they are locked behind passwords only the bug knows)
(pretend they do)

(okie)

*He sighs, and tries again.*

*The deletion fails yet again. Maybe 3rd time's the charm?*

*3rd attempted delete - successful*

*But it's a dud. It doesn't explode.*

*...yet.*

*The second bomb had been jammed by the bug and went off course.*

*Nick sighs.*
Great...now what are you gonna do, rip me in half?

*They don't want to kill him. They're feeling a bit playful today. They tickle Nick all over*

*Nick squirms, trying to resist the urge to laugh*
W-is this what you think of tearing people apart-?! *He asks, baffled*

We don't normally spare others. But we're feeling nice today and we'll just be playful.
*The bug there the whole time nods.*

*He shakes his head, absolutely confused*
Really? *He chuckles, amused from the sheer absurdity of this entire thing.*

No. In fact we were never told to kill ya.

Well that's interesting. *He remarks, playfully poking one on the nose(if one even exists)*

Hehe.
*The bugs eventually leave, but not the one who was initially at the laptop.*

Sooo...now what?
*...silence sets in*

I'll let ya leave with your computer.
*The bug passes the laptop to Nick.*

Thanks! *He pats the bug, and then...blue screen.*
*Nick looks at the computer, mildly annoyed.*
(no pretending it fake, okie? :3)

*That was an issue with most models of the computer, it'd bluescreen when picked up wrong*

*He sighs, and restarts the computer manually.*

*It's like the bug never touched it now.*

*Nice.*
(...now what*

*End RP ig*

boo! get to the sex!

*fair*

Seln: Haha, hey little buddy!
Eli: It looks venomous.
Fern: *goes to pat fren bug*

*The bug likes the pets, but has a question*
Hold on, I got a question for you, Eli.

I have a picture of them now :D

Eli: Yeah?
Glass Cannon, from the other room: lil bro's in trouble

Why did you look up "I like to lick" with a D?

Eli: What the fk that wasn't me *yelling to the other room* GLASS CANNON WHY DID YOU LOOK UP "I LIKE TO LICK" WITH A D??
Glass Cannon: *trying not to laugh* It wasn't me!!
Qi: GLASS CANNON TOLD ME TO SEARCH IT HE SAID IT WAS A FUNNY MEME—
Glass Cannon: *cry-laughing* asdfhkdhdjfjghjg
hgsfgkg

I'm kidding, it was just a troll

Eli: Actually? You're not messing with me?

It was a troll

Eli: It was weirdly accurate to that little... prank

Yeah kinda

Glass Cannon: *is still crylaughing in the background* I CAN'T BELIEVE HE F**KING FELL FOR IT