uh...funni rules in tags (sequel to 8wra5b)

*Nick looks at the bug, both skeptical and curious*
Whaddya doin' there, pal?

*The bug looks at you.*
Why did you look up "I like to lick" with a D?

Wait, who's computer is that?
*He checks the computer, and sees that his account had been hacked. HACKED.*
...really?

That's your computer dude. No hacks.

Must've been a misspelling or something...
*He says, being honest as he corrects the spelling*

*The damage had already been done. At the end of the day he still searched it.*
Doesn't matter, it was YOU that did it...

Well, I think I can correct that...
*He goes into the history and deletes the error from existence, also making sure to preform a check to make sure none of the data related to it existed.*

*The deletion returns an error.*
Gonna have to live with it.

(i know tech isn't flawless but...seriously?)
(also bugs can't speak, there's no voicelines for them. i literally just realized)

(there's screenshots saved, and they are locked behind passwords only the bug knows)
(pretend they do)

(okie)

*He sighs, and tries again.*

*The deletion fails yet again. Maybe 3rd time's the charm?*

*3rd attempted delete - successful*

Well, you may have won there, but I have a screenshot of the history.

Really?
*His curiosity peeks.*

No touch.

No touch?
*He tilts his head, and gives a skeptical smirk*
(holy shit it's 4 pm and the sun is already setting)

(daylight savings :D)
*You just ticked the bug off. Oh no...*
/// Bug Breach Detected ///

*He sighs.*
Oh dear...

*Suddenly, a bunch of bugs appear and run straight for Nick.*

🔽 🔼 ▶️ ◀️
(sentry: Gatling gun sentry)

***CODE INPUT FAILED***
*More bugs appear and Nick is cornered.*

...well...
🔼 ▶️ 🔽 🔽 🔽
***INPUT SUCCESSFUL***
ARRIVAL: 2 SECONDS

*But it's a dud. It doesn't explode.*

*...yet.*

*The second bomb had been jammed by the bug and went off course.*

*Nick sighs.*
Great...now what are you gonna do, rip me in half?

*They don't want to kill him. They're feeling a bit playful today. They tickle Nick all over*

*Nick squirms, trying to resist the urge to laugh*
W-is this what you think of tearing people apart-?! *He asks, baffled*

We don't normally spare others. But we're feeling nice today and we'll just be playful.
*The bug there the whole time nods.*

*He shakes his head, absolutely confused*
Really? *He chuckles, amused from the sheer absurdity of this entire thing.*

No. In fact we were never told to kill ya.

Well that's interesting. *He remarks, playfully poking one on the nose(if one even exists)*

Hehe.
*The bugs eventually leave, but not the one who was initially at the laptop.*

Sooo...now what?
*...silence sets in*

I'll let ya leave with your computer.
*The bug passes the laptop to Nick.*

Thanks! *He pats the bug, and then...blue screen.*
*Nick looks at the computer, mildly annoyed.*
(no pretending it fake, okie? :3)

*That was an issue with most models of the computer, it'd bluescreen when picked up wrong*

*He sighs, and restarts the computer manually.*

*It's like the bug never touched it now.*

*Nice.*
(...now what*

*End RP ig*

*fair*

boo! get to the sex!

(note: 500kg's aren't even a kiloton. they're 0.005 kilotons)

(really? i didn't mean to go that far wtf)

(i had to X3)

(yeah we gotta restart this >:{ )

*I walk into the room*

"Come one, come all
And welcome to the show
See where joy and happiness
Go to cry!

Come one, come all
It’s free admission
To see the fall into perdition
Where all hope lies!

And the show goes on
For the weak and strong
But a perfect world
Stays just out of grasp!

Bold to assume
That I won’t have the last laugh!
Hahahahaha!

We perform, strike back at the norm
Of running right and jumping
From the void, the circus horns
Will sing a song of nothing!
Onward we go!
Onward, Dimentio!

Presto!

Come one, come all
The moment is at hand
Sink the ship and strike up the band
We’re going down!

Come one, come all
You’ve got to be quick
I strike like ants at a picnic
And you’re breaking down!

And the show goes on
For the weak and strong
But a perfect world
Stays just out of grasp!

But it’s almost time
And the dark bells chime
And the worlds let out one last gasp
Bold to assume
That I won’t have the last laugh!
Hahahahaha!

We perform, strike back at the norm
Of running right and jumping
From the void, the circus horns
Will sing a song of nothing!

Onward we go!
Onward, Dimentio!

Presto!"

*The bug is just confused.*
/// Bug Breach Detected ///