uh...funni rules in tags (sequel to 8wra5b)

*Nick looks at the bug, both skeptical and curious*
Whaddya doin' there, pal?

Well, you may have won there, but I have a screenshot of the history.

Really?
*His curiosity peeks.*

No touch.

No touch?
*He tilts his head, and gives a skeptical smirk*
(holy shit it's 4 pm and the sun is already setting)

(daylight savings :D)
*You just ticked the bug off. Oh no...*
/// Bug Breach Detected ///

*He sighs.*
Oh dear...

*Suddenly, a bunch of bugs appear and run straight for Nick.*

🔽 🔼 ▶️ ◀️
(sentry: Gatling gun sentry)

***CODE INPUT FAILED***
*More bugs appear and Nick is cornered.*

...well...
🔼 ▶️ 🔽 🔽 🔽
***INPUT SUCCESSFUL***
ARRIVAL: 2 SECONDS

*The bug looks at you.*
Why did you look up "I like to lick" with a D?

Wait, who's computer is that?
*He checks the computer, and sees that his account had been hacked. HACKED.*
...really?

That's your computer dude. No hacks.

Must've been a misspelling or something...
*He says, being honest as he corrects the spelling*

*The damage had already been done. At the end of the day he still searched it.*
Doesn't matter, it was YOU that did it...

Well, I think I can correct that...
*He goes into the history and deletes the error from existence, also making sure to preform a check to make sure none of the data related to it existed.*

*The deletion returns an error.*
Gonna have to live with it.

(i know tech isn't flawless but...seriously?)
(also bugs can't speak, there's no voicelines for them. i literally just realized)

(there's screenshots saved, and they are locked behind passwords only the bug knows)
(pretend they do)

(okie)

*He sighs, and tries again.*

*The deletion fails yet again. Maybe 3rd time's the charm?*

*3rd attempted delete - successful*

*But it's a dud. It doesn't explode.*

*...yet.*

*The second bomb had been jammed by the bug and went off course.*

*Nick sighs.*
Great...now what are you gonna do, rip me in half?

*They don't want to kill him. They're feeling a bit playful today. They tickle Nick all over*

*Nick squirms, trying to resist the urge to laugh*
W-is this what you think of tearing people apart-?! *He asks, baffled*

We don't normally spare others. But we're feeling nice today and we'll just be playful.
*The bug there the whole time nods.*

*He shakes his head, absolutely confused*
Really? *He chuckles, amused from the sheer absurdity of this entire thing.*

No. In fact we were never told to kill ya.

Well that's interesting. *He remarks, playfully poking one on the nose(if one even exists)*

Hehe.
*The bugs eventually leave, but not the one who was initially at the laptop.*

Sooo...now what?
*...silence sets in*

I'll let ya leave with your computer.
*The bug passes the laptop to Nick.*

Thanks! *He pats the bug, and then...blue screen.*
*Nick looks at the computer, mildly annoyed.*
(no pretending it fake, okie? :3)

*That was an issue with most models of the computer, it'd bluescreen when picked up wrong*

*He sighs, and restarts the computer manually.*

*It's like the bug never touched it now.*

*Nice.*
(...now what*

*End RP ig*

*fair*

Seln: Haha, hey little buddy!
Eli: It looks venomous.
Fern: *goes to pat fren bug*

(note: 500kg's aren't even a kiloton. they're 0.005 kilotons)

(really? i didn't mean to go that far wtf)

(i had to X3)

(yeah we gotta restart this >:{ )

Aiden: what are you searching or doing

*The bug looks at you.*
Why did you look up "I like to lick" with a D?

Aiden: that was you! Or was it my mates

It was you, no escaping this one

Aiden: no it’s not, I’m be for f**king real

Admit it, or there will be consequences

Aiden: no

Fine. You asked for this.
/// Bug Breach Detected ///

Aiden: *picks up the bug and throws it outside* my god why’d he have to do that

*More bugs come crawling in*

Aiden: *plays Thick of it*

*They don't care about the song*

Aiden: *puts earplugs in and sets up ten more times the song making it louder*

*Still nothing*
Your attempts disappoint us.

Aiden: *puts gas mask on* sure sure

No, seriously.

Aiden: *brings out that bug killing gas*

*They are immune to it*

Uh no, that’s not how it works

We are better than you think.
*more bugs corner Aiden*

Yeah not really, you can f**k off now. *picks you up* The fact you are a f**king whiny bitch over a thing you vividly searched on, on my search history it’s kind of actually whack

(nope, the bug is actually pretty frickin huge)

(Oh what a f**king coincidence how about he’s not that huge according to the image

(No)

(Yea, he’s literally the size of a baby. I could pick them up easy peasy)

(And then bite you with much venom)

(no)

(Either it is, or we stop this RP)

(Fair)